Shoo's going to get a Gold Star for Freedom

[08:19] Shoo86: Get that gold star I missed last season >.<
[08:19] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: yo
[08:20] Shoo86: 2nd place silver moon is rough.. Same as 12th lol
[08:20] Shoo86: Mantz!
[08:20] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: what up?
[08:21] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i'm perfectly happy with my bronze >_>
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: 2nd place star is the biggest slap in the face
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: you arent good enough for gold, and you are on the same level as these other 11 people
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: ESPECIALLY if you miss it by a turn or three...
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: thats when you ragequit
[08:23] Shoo86: I forget how many I was off
[08:24] Shoo86: 24
[08:24] Shoo86: I'm confident I coulda got it tho
[08:25] Shoo86: Also, AoJ top runs are really tight
[08:25] Shoo86: Mantz you missed my royal RNG screws day 1 and 2
[08:25] Shoo86: Needless to say this run is shot haha
[08:26] Shoo86: 30somethimg wand, 18 to find a blooper, 39 turn pirate outfit
[08:26] Shoo86: No that's not a typo, 39 for pirate outfit
[08:27] Shoo86: Got the eyepatch/pants NC 3 or 4 times
[08:28] Gregonzola: Meh, having ragequit, I can tell you it's not all it's cracked up to be.
[08:28] Gregonzola: And you miss your friends.
[08:28] Gregonzola: So you come back. -hic-
[08:28] Gregonzola: And then your wife says, "I thought you quit that game."
[08:28] Gregonzola: And you say, "I'm an addict. Love me as I am."
[08:29] Gregonzola: And then she hits you with a frying pan.
[08:29] Gregonzola: And you're like, "Ow, that hurt! Did you have to use a hot one?"
[08:29] Gregonzola: And she's all, "Yeah, you douche. Suck hot pan!"
[08:30] Gregonzola: And you say, "Douche? Who uses the word 'douche' any longer?"
[08:30] Gregonzola: And then she hits you with the pan again.
[08:31] Gregonzola: So, you get all mad and you grab your laptop and you say, "I'm leaving!" and you go and saddle up your unicorn and ride away.
[08:32] Shoo86: Lol
[08:32] Gregonzola: But then you get to the ocean and you're like, "How do I cross?" So you find a whale and saddle that and ask if your unicorn can ride on its back, too. Whales are nice guys so he's all, "Yeah, toss that bad boy up there."
[08:32] Gregonzola: I wondered how long I'd go on talking to myself. =)
[08:33] Shoo86: I was distracted by supervisors and such
[08:33] Shoo86: Lol
[08:33] Shoo86: I love when they know I'm doing nothing
[08:33] Gregonzola: Then you get to the other side of the sea and you realize you're in North Korea. So you saddle up your unicorn and you ride on in.
[08:33] Shoo86: And they come up and are like "how are the forms coming?"
[08:34] Gregonzola: The North Koreans realize you're clearly the true Great Leader and they kick out the sawed off runt. -hic-
[08:34] Shoo86: And I'm like yeah I finished them Wednesday
[08:34] Gregonzola: Whereupon you tell them you're making love, not war and the nuclear program will be scrapped. You spend the money on laptops instead and give them to everyone and teach them to play KoL.
[08:34] Shoo86: I was confused and then I remembered you're at a different ocean haha
[08:34] Gregonzola: And KoL brings freedom and prosperity to North Korea.
[08:35] Gregonzola: Yep, different ocean. ;^)
[08:35] Shoo86: Smuggle in kol
[08:35] Gregonzola: They learn free market principles and develop a hydrogen economy, making them the most advanced nation on earth.
[08:36] Gregonzola: Then the colonize Mars where everyone plays KoL but complains about the lag. "It's like fucking Crimbo!" they complain.
[08:36] Gregonzola: So you develop tachyon communications and all is well in the Kingdom again.
[08:37] Gregonzola: And then you hack Senam's account and spend all his money on stuffies and disband his clan for good measure.
[08:38] Gregonzola: I think that's the end of the story. -hic-
[08:39] Everybody: Fucking hell, I hate Smashing Pumpkins.