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[21:22] jcdenton666: Hello.
[21:22] KeltiThePastaQueen: Get that little motherfucker out of this clan
[21:23] jcdenton666: Kelti, please do not be angry.
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: I swear to god, you don't want a dribbling little retard shit like that in here
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: Angry at a little cockbite like you? No.
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: You just get the fuck out
[21:23] Leeverb: Kelti I can't tell you how many times people have PMed me the same thing about you
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: Shit-talking little shitbag.
[21:23] jcdenton666: These are just mean things to say.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: None.
[21:24] Leeverb: this is a wonderful day
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: They come from the heart.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: And you're still here
[21:24] Leeverb: perhaps JC can get Kelti to ragequit
[21:24] jcdenton666: I want to be your friend, Kelti.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: You slack-jawed little pile of rat piss.
[21:24] Abbadon: I like him, can we keep him, Leeverb? Can we keep him? -hic-
[21:24] jcdenton666: I will teach you the proper way to play this game.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: You gut yourself with a bowie knife and videotape it, that'll be a good start
[21:25] Leeverb: Again, Abba, just learn your lesson and let it go. Or keep trying, your call
[21:25] Leeverb: Kelti, if I were you I wouldn't take no shit from JC
[21:25] KeltiThePastaQueen: Foolish little motherfucker talking like he knows something about the game
[21:26] Leeverb: HIT HIM, KELTI. HIT HIM
[21:26] Abbadon: I'ma keep trying til I get it right.
[21:26] Leeverb: that's the spirit
[21:26] jcdenton666: I have 100 100% volleyball runs. I think I know a little bit about the game.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: You know fuckall, you're a retard.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: You need a punch in the fucking mouth with a fistfull of quarters
[21:27] jcdenton666: Have I upset you in some way?
[21:27] Leeverb: I dunno, Kelti, he's kind of right
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: Then you need to be kicked in the balls until you piss blood until you die.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: Yes, by being a stupid cunt.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: That's how you upset me.
[21:27] Abbadon: I was gonna play some skyrim but I'ma stick around a little now -hic-
[21:27] Leeverb: you are a negative nellie
[21:28] KeltiThePastaQueen: I'd compare you to Rainman but Rainman had redeeming qualities.
[21:28] jcdenton666: I agree with Leeverb. you have a very negative attitude.
[21:28] KeltiThePastaQueen: Fuck all of you, that little ass-cancer needs to go.
[21:28] Leeverb fistbumps JC
[21:28] Leeverb: Kelti I can't tell you how many times people have PMed me the same thing about you
[21:29] jcdenton666 fistbumps LV.
[21:29] jcdenton666: I don't understand why Kelti hates me so much.
[21:30] KeltiThePastaQueen: That's because you're stupid.
[21:30] jcdenton666: I just want people to be apprecieative of the things that I have done and of my knowledge of this game.
[21:30] DavidRaye: leeverb is an old woman eating a light sabre dog?
[21:30] Leeverb: this is way too funny
[21:31] KeltiThePastaQueen: You haven't done shit and you know fuckall about the game.
[21:31] Leeverb: I am saving this
[21:31] KeltiThePastaQueen: All you do is run 100% volleyball in softcore. That's not even interesting, that's just childish
[21:31] KeltiThePastaQueen: You're like a retarded kid pushing at a pull door
[21:31] jeSabelE noms on some popcorn
[21:31] Leeverb: ohgodsoawesome
[21:31] Leeverb: pass that over, jes!
[21:31] Nitron: what the hell did I walk in on?
[21:32] jcdenton666: I don't appreciate you trying to undermine my grand achievements.
[21:32] Abbadon: A shitstorm hurricane.
[21:32] jeSabelE: one of the greatest shows ever, Nitron
[21:32] Leeverb: thank god for mafia, it logs everything
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: Get
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: The
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: Fuck
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: Out
[21:32] jcdenton666: Sandwiches
[21:33] screechpowers: i cant tell if you guys love each other or hate each other
[21:33] Leeverb: Kelti is very protective of her clan, JC. Only quality people are allowed in here.
[21:33] jcdenton666: I tried to get in before she said out, but I was too busy succeeding at the game.
[21:33] screechpowers: how'd i get in here then
[21:33] Nitron: bribery?
[21:34] Leeverb: Did Kelti ragequit?
[21:34] screechpowers: lol
[21:35] jcdenton666: If only quality people are allowed in, then I understand why I'm here. But why ia Kelti?
[21:35] KeltiThePastaQueen: Yeah. Leeverb-style. Back in 10 minutes.
[21:35] Leeverb: Kelti was here long before you, JC.
[21:35] Leeverb: Then she was booted, then came back
[21:35] Leeverb: Then she was bootred again, then came back, then was booted
[21:35] jcdenton666: But I am better than her in every way.
[21:35] Leeverb: Then joined a junir version of Hogs of Destiny, and was booted
[21:35] Leeverb: then came back here
[21:36] Leeverb: so show some respect
[21:36] jeSabelE: Leeverb, have I ever told you how awesome you are?
[21:36] Leeverb: No
[21:37] jcdenton666: I think I deserve more respect as I have never been booted from this clan and I am also far more successful in this game and full of useful information to get the entire clan up to my level.
[21:37] KeltiThePastaQueen: How is it you think you're "far more successful"?
[21:37] Leeverb: He's got a point there, Kelti
[21:37] jeSabelE: I have SOOO many questions for you. I don't even know where to start.
[21:37] Abbadon: Dude has done some impressive shit
[21:38] KeltiThePastaQueen: I don't see anything impressive?
[21:38] KeltiThePastaQueen: Bunch of 3-day softcore runs.
[21:38] jcdenton666: Kelti, have YOU ever completed 100 100% volleyball runs?
[21:38] Leeverb: osnap
[21:38] Nitron: a volleyball is one of the most boring familiars in the game
[21:38] KeltiThePastaQueen: No, I don't see the point in wasting my time like that.
[21:39] jeSabelE: also, I bet the ladies love him
[21:39] KeltiThePastaQueen: I mean if you want to just sit there like a robot, not really getting any better at the game then sure
[21:39] Leeverb: Nitron is dogpiling on JC with Kelti and this is hardly fair, these two veterans being so mean
[21:40] Nitron: dogpiling? after one comment?
[21:40] jcdenton666: I have every no path skill SC permed. Do you?
[21:40] Leeverb: Relax, Nitron, just take it easy
[21:40] KeltiThePastaQueen: Leeverb's being Leeverb of course.
[21:40] jcdenton666: I am obviously better.
[21:40] jcdenton666: But it's okay. I can teach you how to be more like me, Kelti.
[21:41] jcdenton666: You should strive to be more like me. All players should.
[21:41] Leeverb: Step one: learn to speak Awesome
[21:41] jeSabelE: If Kelti was more like JC I would probably have more respect
[21:41] Leeverb: same here
[21:42] Abbadon: I'dbe forced to stop trolling her and listen to what she says.
[21:42] KeltiThePastaQueen: If you were more like jc I'd just have to look harder to figure out what kind of trash you were
[21:42] jcdenton666: I'm the player that Jick had in mind we he designed this game.
[21:42] Leeverb: he's got you there, Kelti
[21:42] KeltiThePastaQueen: I see you're scared of hardcore and pathed runs
[21:43] KeltiThePastaQueen: That's kind of weak
[21:43] KeltiThePastaQueen: Actually that's terribly weak.
[21:43] jcdenton666: You would have to look harder to see what kind of trash they were because I'm not trash. So you would spend hours looking.
[21:43] jcdenton666: For nothing.
[21:43] Nitron: powerful weak!
[21:43] Leeverb: Nitron you are mean
[21:44] screechpowers: hey jcdenton666, you are full of malarky
[21:44] jcdenton666: It's not his fault. There is just so much negativity in this clan.
[21:44] Nitron: I try my best
[21:44] jcdenton666: I'm glad I came along. I can make this clan a better place.
[21:45] Leeverb: it's already better. we have you, and you know how to do 100% VB runs
[21:45] jcdenton666: Troubleface, I cannot be full of malarky because then there would be no room for all of the useful knowledge that I have.
[21:45] Leeverb: I doubt Kelti could do even one
[21:46] Abbadon: I'm learning already.
[21:46] Leeverb: troubleface ain't here, man
[21:46] screechpowers: malarky means brain
[21:46] jcdenton666: You're not Troubleface anyway.
[21:46] screechpowers: yeah i'm screechpowers
[21:46] jcdenton666: I am a little flustered, I apologize.
[21:47] fantabulous: Hay guise. Look at me all out of work and home now.
[21:47] jcdenton666: Hello, Fantabulous.
[21:48] Abbadon: Hey fanta, we got us a wonderful new clan member who can teach us many new and exciting things!
[21:48] jcdenton666: Do you understand why Kelti is so upset with me?
[21:48] Leeverb: Jesus Christ now I am getting rage PMs from Kelti. Someone let me know when we can break it to her
[21:48] fantabulous: I have made jcdenton's acquaintance before.
[21:49] fantabulous: I hear he's turned over a rather large leaf, so to speak, before being admitted to this clan.
[21:49] jeSabelE: just use your baleet option, Lee
[21:49] Leeverb: Good call, Jes
[21:49] jeSabelE: I am feeling so enlightened right now
[21:49] fantabulous: You might even say his cutthroat days are over.
[21:52] Leeverb: It's like that scene in the Two Towers where Faramir talks about showing his quality
[21:52] Leeverb: I think this was a very revealing conversation
[21:52] fantabulous: So. jcdenton. I came in just as you were asking why Kelti is so mad at you.
[21:52] jcdenton666: It was, Leeverb.
[21:52] Leeverb: Ketli.
[21:52] jcdenton666: Yes, she seems to be quite upset with my presence in the clan.
[21:53] fantabulous: She tends to be a bushel of lemons, so to speak.
[21:53] Abbadon: Why IS Kelti so assmangled anyway?
[21:53] Leeverb: JC is Thom. He hasn't been, but he is now. JCDenton ragequit the game today and thom got this account
[21:53] Leeverb: We have all been laughing at you for about half an hour
[21:53] KeltiThePastaQueen: Bullshit.
[21:53] Leeverb: Maybe a little longer
[21:53] jeSabelE makes sad face
[21:53] Abbadon: Thom, Leeverb, you magnificent bastards.
[21:53] Leeverb: Bullshit? Nope.
[21:54] fantabulous: Cut. Throat. Henry.
[21:54] Leeverb: The real JC would never get in here. That is Thom. We have been laughing.
[21:54] KeltiThePastaQueen: Oh you motherFUCKERS
[21:54] Leeverb: It is all saved for posterity.
[21:54] Nitron: I was not in on this joke...
[21:54] Leeverb: I know, Nitron
[21:54] jcdenton666: YOU BASTARD
[21:54] screechpowers: jokes
[21:55] Abbadon: I don't think anyone but Leeverb and Thom were
[21:55] Leeverb: We should do this again some time, guys
[21:55] jeSabelE: >.>
[21:55] KeltiThePastaQueen: Well on the plus side I may not need BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS now
[21:56] fantabulous: Maybe for our next clan joke, Kelti will be all sunshine and puppies with everyone.
[21:57] jeSabelE: Thom and I are going to go smoke after such a grand success
[21:57] Abbadon: After fucking with Kelti that hard he'll need it
[21:59] sWINgSet: hahaha
[21:59] sWINgSet: Oh man I gotta scroll up!
[22:00] sWINgSet: I always miss the fun stuff!
[22:00] Leeverb: I was gonna email it to you, I thought you were offline
[22:00] KeltiThePastaQueen: Glad you all enjoyed it so much.
[22:01] fantabulous: Please to kmail to me, Leeverb.
[22:01] sWINgSet: omg kelti you are like my favorite
[22:01] Abbadon: Post it on the boards
[22:01] Leeverb: Hey come on, it would still be going on if I hadn't put you out of your misery
[22:01] KeltiThePastaQueen: Fuck you Brian. This was meanspirited and you know it.
[22:01] sWINgSet: The way you just tore right into him is the things legends are made of.
[22:01] sWINgSet: Not at all.
[22:01] Leeverb: HAHAHA KELTI IS CALLING SOMEONE MEANSPIRITED
[22:01] fantabulous: Yes. Boards.
[22:02] Leeverb: This is pure fucking awesome
[22:02] sWINgSet: Thom has been doing it all day. I'm quite sure there was no malice.
[22:02] Abbadon: I still can't stop laughing
[22:02] screechpowers: all are bringin the lols.
[22:02] screechpowers: i meant yall. sigh.
[22:02] fleur de sel: ._.
[22:02] Leeverb: I thought I was being merciful, putting an end to it. I kind of wish I hadn't
[22:03] fantabulous: Apparently I didn't give it away with the whole "large leaf" thing.
[22:03] Abbadon: Should have waited until like... Friday -hic-
[22:03] Leeverb: Only those that knew got it, Fanta
[22:03] screechpowers: i dont really know whats going on, but sounds funny? i am just typing things
[22:04] jeSabelE: BEST. DAY, EVER.
[22:04] fleur de sel: enough Thom-foolery, children. ....
[22:04] fantabulous: The day we stop with the Thom-foolery is the day Thom has a tag on his toe.
[22:04] jeSabelE jumps and high fives leeverb
[22:05] Leeverb: Hey I'm not responsible for this
[22:05] fleur de sel: good point, fanta, although I can see Thom wearing a tag just "to be fashionable" and still ... Thomming, for lack of a more succinct phrase.
[22:06] Leeverb: I was amused, nothing more. Well, I mean aside from the whole goading of both of them. Aside from that, totally innocent
[22:07] fleur de sel: bbl falafel
[22:07] Abbadon: I had no idea what was going on or who he was supposed to be, all I knew was the butthurt was practically physical
[22:07] fantabulous: I hear Thomming includes drinking all of your beer and shitting in your sink.
[22:09] jeSabelE: in response to the shitting in the sink comment Thom: I have no idea how that SHIT started
[22:09] Abbadon: Some asshole, Jes.
[22:10] Leeverb: I knew a guy that took a dump in someone's clothes dryer and turned it on
[22:10] jeSabelE: hahahaha he said shit in response to shitting
[22:10] Leeverb: Unsurprisingly, he is now in prison. One thing leads to another
[22:10] fantabulous: Leeverb. I just smiled.
[22:10] jeSabelE: was there a load in the dryer?
[22:10] jeSabelE: I mean, besides that one, obviously
[22:10] fantabulous: No one saw me, fortunately.
[22:10] Abbadon: He just dropped it.
[22:10] Leeverb: no, it was empty. aside from, you know
[22:12] Leeverb: He was mean
[22:12] Leeverb: mean-spirited, as Kelti might say