Autocorrect, or Waxing the Dolphin at Work?

[10:32] Shoo86: Cause I got all my shot done early
[10:32] Gregonzola: He shot his load early.
[10:33] Miss Havisham: shoo's shot. it's done.
[10:33] Shoo86: But I know not to hand it in early
[10:33] Miss Havisham: hahahaha
[10:33] Gregonzola: Don't worry, Shoo, it happens to a lot of men.
[10:33] Miss Havisham: no, please don't hand it in at all
[10:33] Miss Havisham: we believe you.