Awesome Balls of Fire

[14:34] Gregonzola: I finally permed awesome balls of fire, too.
[14:34] PizzaDaHutt: word
[14:34] Gregonzola: [link] http:// kol.coldfront.net/ thekolwiki/ index.php/ Awesome_Balls_of_Fir e
[14:35] Gregonzola: Everybody wants awesome balls of fire.
[14:35] Gregonzola: I plan to use it first then fire off Pooch's favorite, Silent Squirt.  
[15:08] Gregonzola: One of my friends was told by her mother that if she got a belly button ring she was on the road to getting aids. The belly button ring looks awesome.
[15:08] Everybody: HEHEHEH.
[15:08] Miss Havisham: How's her AIDS coming along?
[15:08] Miss Havisham: i should tell my daughter that if she kisses a boy it'll cause her to get a B in language arts
[15:09] Miss Havisham: that should work at least for a few more years.
[15:09] Gregonzola: No AIDS yet. So far as I know.
[15:09] Miss Havisham: to be fair, did her mom give a timeline?
[15:10] Gregonzola: No, she didn't, that's true.
[15:10] Gregonzola: She's not doing her part, though. She's quite lovely. She could have lots of promiscuous sex if she wanted it. Slacker.
[15:11] Miss Havisham: News flash: any woman could have lots of promiscuous sex if she wanted it.
[15:11] Gregonzola: Damn you and your facts.
[15:12] Miss Havisham: Since I'm not using my vagina for promiscuous sex, I use it to store facts RELATED to promiscuous sex, in case I ever need them.
[15:12] Everybody: Oh, OH, even better: do a whole softcore run with "Goldenshöwer".
[15:12] Everybody: Can I eat to moxie=22 before adventuring?
[15:13] Everybody: Ok, lazy pooch, go work in the yard. Cya, Grego.
[15:13] Everybody logged off.
[15:14] PizzaDaHutt: gonna go cook on the grill!
[15:14] Gregonzola: You may have lots of facts in your vagina, but you do not have awesome balls of fire.