The Legend Of Shoo

[14:04] sYdney rebik: i judge people by the color of their skin, not by the content of their character
[14:06] Gregonzola: I judge people entirely by hair color.
[14:06] Gregonzola: (Which makes /newbie really difficult to negotiate.)
[14:07] sYdney rebik: damn gingers.
[14:07] Gregonzola: I'm cool with gingers.
[14:07] Grimmy: i judge people by the amount of letter in theirnames
[14:08] Grimmy: people with less than seven letter in their name are both stupid and evil
[14:08] Gregonzola: Grimmy, what do you think about Thom? And did finding out Shoo's real name change your opinion of him?
[14:08] sYdney rebik: i'm not ok with anybody who has two recessive genes on chromosome 16
[14:08] sYdney rebik: haha
[14:09] Grimmy: Thom has the inate ability to extend his name like mister fantanstic, so I think he goes by Thom to make others feel better about them selves
[14:09] sYdney rebik: Changed my opinion. He has the douchebag hipster spelling of his name
[14:09] Grimmy: which makes him a saint amongst men
[14:09] Grimmy: as for Shoo
[14:09] Gregonzola: Drumroll.
[14:09] Grimmy: his full name is Archibald Fernando Juanando Emilio Escavez Barillo Pasta Smith
[14:10] Grimmy: so that says all we need to know about shoo
[14:10] Gregonzola: You know what they say about men with extremely long names.
[14:10] Grimmy: they like to give it to their wives on their wedding day?
[14:10] Gregonzola: They have a hard time finding those personalized bicycle license plates. -hic-
[14:12] Grimmy: Shoo makes women call him Shoo in bed because if they scream out his whole name in a fit of passion, they immediately become impregnanted with triplets. IMMEDIATELY
[14:12] Grimmy: and that happens with guys too
[14:12] Grimmy: and one time at a frat orgy, he accidently impregnanted three other sorority chicks because there was an echo in the room