Tuesday, May 13, 2014
VE Has Hulk Hands
[21:31] Viral_Effigy:
AND I SWEAR IF JICK FUCKS ME OUT OF MY 4 DAY RUN I WILL GO TO KOLCON THIS
YEAR JUST TO PUNCH HIM IN THE ASSHOLE. WHILE WEARING HULK HANDS.
Japanese is the Real Language of Love
[20:56] Baron
Ultima: where are jon's pants?
[20:56] jon diaz: i accidentally so hard i lost them
[20:57] Gregonzola: Donde estan los pantalones de Jon?
[20:57] Gregonzola: That's the Spanish translation. I don't know it in German.
[20:57] xTyrx: Jon doesn't wear pants
[20:58] xTyrx: Ich meine Hose verloren I think is German not 100%
[20:58] Gregonzola: I like it. Close as we're going to come.
[20:59] jon diaz: Ich habe meine Hosen verloren
[20:59] Gregonzola: Nice.
[20:59] Baron Ultima: yeah
[20:59] jon diaz: helping verb
[21:00] jon diaz: conversational past tense, you add haben or sometimes sein to it
[21:00] jon diaz: future tense, you add werden
[21:01] jon diaz: Ich verlore meine Hosen
[21:01] jon diaz: Ich habe meine Hosen verloren
[21:01] jon diaz: Ich werde meine Hosen verloren
[21:02] jon diaz: then you get into the fun stuff like narrative past tense and theoretical tense
[21:02] jon diaz: saying "I would lose my pants" gets crazy
[21:03] Gregonzola: No let's say you're at a bar.
[21:03] Gregonzola: And you're hitting on some hot frau.
[21:03] Gregonzola: What is, "I'd like to take your pants off with my teeth"?
[21:03] jon diaz: hmm
[21:04] jon diaz: Ich will deine Hosen ausgenenimmt?
[21:04] Gregonzola: I like it. I'm going to Germany!
[21:05] jon diaz: mit meine Ze:hne
[21:05] jon diaz: Ich will deine Hosen mit meine Za:hne ausgenenimmt
[21:05] jon diaz: because if you're saying that, why not address them informally ;)
[21:06] Gregonzola: Good point.
[21:06] jon diaz: "If you don't mind, I would be much obliged if you'd kindly let me remove your pants with my teeth"
[21:07] jon diaz: I'm sure you could communicate that in Japanese in about 7 words
[20:56] jon diaz: i accidentally so hard i lost them
[20:57] Gregonzola: Donde estan los pantalones de Jon?
[20:57] Gregonzola: That's the Spanish translation. I don't know it in German.
[20:57] xTyrx: Jon doesn't wear pants
[20:58] xTyrx: Ich meine Hose verloren I think is German not 100%
[20:58] Gregonzola: I like it. Close as we're going to come.
[20:59] jon diaz: Ich habe meine Hosen verloren
[20:59] Gregonzola: Nice.
[20:59] Baron Ultima: yeah
[20:59] jon diaz: helping verb
[21:00] jon diaz: conversational past tense, you add haben or sometimes sein to it
[21:00] jon diaz: future tense, you add werden
[21:01] jon diaz: Ich verlore meine Hosen
[21:01] jon diaz: Ich habe meine Hosen verloren
[21:01] jon diaz: Ich werde meine Hosen verloren
[21:02] jon diaz: then you get into the fun stuff like narrative past tense and theoretical tense
[21:02] jon diaz: saying "I would lose my pants" gets crazy
[21:03] Gregonzola: No let's say you're at a bar.
[21:03] Gregonzola: And you're hitting on some hot frau.
[21:03] Gregonzola: What is, "I'd like to take your pants off with my teeth"?
[21:03] jon diaz: hmm
[21:04] jon diaz: Ich will deine Hosen ausgenenimmt?
[21:04] Gregonzola: I like it. I'm going to Germany!
[21:05] jon diaz: mit meine Ze:hne
[21:05] jon diaz: Ich will deine Hosen mit meine Za:hne ausgenenimmt
[21:05] jon diaz: because if you're saying that, why not address them informally ;)
[21:06] Gregonzola: Good point.
[21:06] jon diaz: "If you don't mind, I would be much obliged if you'd kindly let me remove your pants with my teeth"
[21:07] jon diaz: I'm sure you could communicate that in Japanese in about 7 words
Where not to stick your Dick
[20:00] AlbinoPanther
flops
[20:00] jon diaz: hey AP
[20:01] Gregonzola scratches AP's ears
[20:01] Gregonzola: Sorry, AP, looks like we're ladyless tonight.
[20:02] AlbinoPanther shrugs
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: i already pissed off one tonight
[20:02] Viral_Effigy: who'd you piss off?
[20:02] Gregonzola: Oh, no. What went wrong?
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: one of my best IRL friends
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: :/
[20:02] skullfark soulshasser: :(
[20:02] Gregonzola: Sorry, man. That's no fun.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: the plumbing in my house fucked up and flooded part of the kitchen again
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: it got UNDER the flooring
[20:03] Gregonzola: Have you money for flowers? Flowers can fix many things.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: and also into the crawlspace
[20:03] Gregonzola: Not good.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: she is a gardener. xD
[20:03] skullfark soulshasser: ha
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: so, she cracked a joke about getting a snorkel and i snapped at her for it
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: .. it's been running since sunday, greg. we just noticed it now, because it finally flooded enough to come out of the cabinet.
[20:04] Gregonzola: Yah, home damage is hard to have a sense of humor about.
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: ikr
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: so, we had an argument about that
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: and made up, somewhat
[20:04] xTyrx wanders in
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: but i still feel like a jerk about it
[20:06] AlbinoPanther shrugs
[20:06] skullfark soulshasser: this calls for an epic song
[20:06] skullfark soulshasser: [link] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ntHpYocc0
[20:07] skullfark soulshasser: a friend of mine told me about these guys last night
[20:07] skullfark soulshasser: ironically because his brother thought i had told him about them
[20:07] Gregonzola: Full circle!
[20:08] AlbinoPanther: i adore tarja, not so much nightwish as a group
[20:08] skullfark soulshasser: rocks out so fukkin hard
[20:08] skullfark soulshasser: this is the album after she left i believe
[20:08] AlbinoPanther: she's crazy as fuck but What Lies Beneath is such a good album
[20:09] AlbinoPanther: oh, then fuck that
[20:09] AlbinoPanther: (looool, fuck hat)
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: aww
[20:12] Hexatomb: Never stick your dick in crazy
[20:12] skullfark soulshasser: who's this Crazy person
[20:12] skullfark soulshasser: did somebody misspell "Candy" on her birth certificate
[20:12] Hexatomb: I dunno, I missed the whole conversation
[20:12] Viral_Effigy: never stick your dick in a toaster. unless you're bread.
[20:13] skullfark soulshasser: i'm guessing this is someone AP was not sticking his dick in
[20:13] Gregonzola: A friend made a joke a bit too soon about water damage. AP wasn't ready for it and reacted poorly.
[20:14] Gregonzola: This caused a temporary rift, but AP is still a bit miffed.
[20:14] Hexatomb: He was talking about a fuck hat, so I have no idea
[20:14] AlbinoPanther: LOL
[20:14] Gregonzola: So, she's definitely not getting any panther meat.
[20:14] skullfark soulshasser: that's what the kids are calling condoms these days
[20:14] skullfark soulshasser: fuck hat for little william -hic-
[20:14] Hexatomb: William, so formal
[20:15] AlbinoPanther: ahahaha
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: put it on your pole
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: [link] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2oMMZ59Lgk
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: the guy with the penis vagina aliens
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: only they had to take the penises out
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: ...and also the vaginas.
[20:00] jon diaz: hey AP
[20:01] Gregonzola scratches AP's ears
[20:01] Gregonzola: Sorry, AP, looks like we're ladyless tonight.
[20:02] AlbinoPanther shrugs
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: i already pissed off one tonight
[20:02] Viral_Effigy: who'd you piss off?
[20:02] Gregonzola: Oh, no. What went wrong?
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: one of my best IRL friends
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: :/
[20:02] skullfark soulshasser: :(
[20:02] Gregonzola: Sorry, man. That's no fun.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: the plumbing in my house fucked up and flooded part of the kitchen again
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: it got UNDER the flooring
[20:03] Gregonzola: Have you money for flowers? Flowers can fix many things.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: and also into the crawlspace
[20:03] Gregonzola: Not good.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: she is a gardener. xD
[20:03] skullfark soulshasser: ha
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: so, she cracked a joke about getting a snorkel and i snapped at her for it
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: .. it's been running since sunday, greg. we just noticed it now, because it finally flooded enough to come out of the cabinet.
[20:04] Gregonzola: Yah, home damage is hard to have a sense of humor about.
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: ikr
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: so, we had an argument about that
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: and made up, somewhat
[20:04] xTyrx wanders in
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: but i still feel like a jerk about it
[20:06] AlbinoPanther shrugs
[20:06] skullfark soulshasser: this calls for an epic song
[20:06] skullfark soulshasser: [link] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ntHpYocc0
[20:07] skullfark soulshasser: a friend of mine told me about these guys last night
[20:07] skullfark soulshasser: ironically because his brother thought i had told him about them
[20:07] Gregonzola: Full circle!
[20:08] AlbinoPanther: i adore tarja, not so much nightwish as a group
[20:08] skullfark soulshasser: rocks out so fukkin hard
[20:08] skullfark soulshasser: this is the album after she left i believe
[20:08] AlbinoPanther: she's crazy as fuck but What Lies Beneath is such a good album
[20:09] AlbinoPanther: oh, then fuck that
[20:09] AlbinoPanther: (looool, fuck hat)
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: aww
[20:12] Hexatomb: Never stick your dick in crazy
[20:12] skullfark soulshasser: who's this Crazy person
[20:12] skullfark soulshasser: did somebody misspell "Candy" on her birth certificate
[20:12] Hexatomb: I dunno, I missed the whole conversation
[20:12] Viral_Effigy: never stick your dick in a toaster. unless you're bread.
[20:13] skullfark soulshasser: i'm guessing this is someone AP was not sticking his dick in
[20:13] Gregonzola: A friend made a joke a bit too soon about water damage. AP wasn't ready for it and reacted poorly.
[20:14] Gregonzola: This caused a temporary rift, but AP is still a bit miffed.
[20:14] Hexatomb: He was talking about a fuck hat, so I have no idea
[20:14] AlbinoPanther: LOL
[20:14] Gregonzola: So, she's definitely not getting any panther meat.
[20:14] skullfark soulshasser: that's what the kids are calling condoms these days
[20:14] skullfark soulshasser: fuck hat for little william -hic-
[20:14] Hexatomb: William, so formal
[20:15] AlbinoPanther: ahahaha
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: put it on your pole
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: [link] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2oMMZ59Lgk
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: the guy with the penis vagina aliens
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: only they had to take the penises out
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: ...and also the vaginas.
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Food is good soup
[21:07] Gregonzola:
I'm moving to Oregon.
[21:11] Gregonzola: I think Salem.
[21:11] AlbinoPanther: i wish i could move to salem, greg.
[21:11] everyman4: Oh, man, I'm like, 30 seconds away from Salem
[21:11] everyman4: Move here, AP!
[21:12] Gregonzola: AP, you can. Move with me!
[21:12] AlbinoPanther: wrong salem
[21:12] AlbinoPanther: i was thinking about salem, Mass. :P
[21:12] Gregonzola: We can have picnics and stuff.
[21:12] AlbinoPanther: yeahhhhh
[21:12] AlbinoPanther: no.
[21:12] Gregonzola: Every, will you have picnics with me?
[21:13] everyman4: Fine, AP is uninvited to KoL picnic time.
[21:13] everyman4: SCREW YOU THERE'S A PADDLEBOAT
[21:13] AlbinoPanther: ahahahaha
[21:13] everyman4: Of course, Greg
[21:13] Gregonzola: Yay!
[21:13] Gregonzola: Game on.
[21:13] everyman4 looks around for someone to save her from this
[21:13] everyman4: Anybody? No? DID WE ALL FORGET HE WAS A PEDOPHILE LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO?
[21:14] everyman4: AP, come be my third wheel
[21:14] Gregonzola: Every, I'd never do that to you. And I'm no pedophile. I'm a donutsexual.
[21:14] everyman4: We can make Greg the third wheel
[21:14] Gregonzola: I only make love to donuts.
[21:14] AlbinoPanther: oooh~
[21:14] AlbinoPanther: i'm ok with that, every
[21:14] AlbinoPanther: ...
[21:14] AlbinoPanther: christ on a cracker Greg
[21:14] everyman4: You like to do nuts?
[21:15] Gregonzola: I'm only kidding on the donuts. Every has accused me of loving ponies and kids. I figured we'd give her baked goods, too.
[21:15] Gregonzola: I was considering soup, but let's be honest. You can't do that with soup.
[21:16] AlbinoPanther: challenge accepted, greg.
[21:16] everyman4: Not with that attitude, Greg
[21:11] Gregonzola: I think Salem.
[21:11] AlbinoPanther: i wish i could move to salem, greg.
[21:11] everyman4: Oh, man, I'm like, 30 seconds away from Salem
[21:11] everyman4: Move here, AP!
[21:12] Gregonzola: AP, you can. Move with me!
[21:12] AlbinoPanther: wrong salem
[21:12] AlbinoPanther: i was thinking about salem, Mass. :P
[21:12] Gregonzola: We can have picnics and stuff.
[21:12] AlbinoPanther: yeahhhhh
[21:12] AlbinoPanther: no.
[21:12] Gregonzola: Every, will you have picnics with me?
[21:13] everyman4: Fine, AP is uninvited to KoL picnic time.
[21:13] everyman4: SCREW YOU THERE'S A PADDLEBOAT
[21:13] AlbinoPanther: ahahahaha
[21:13] everyman4: Of course, Greg
[21:13] Gregonzola: Yay!
[21:13] Gregonzola: Game on.
[21:13] everyman4 looks around for someone to save her from this
[21:13] everyman4: Anybody? No? DID WE ALL FORGET HE WAS A PEDOPHILE LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO?
[21:14] everyman4: AP, come be my third wheel
[21:14] Gregonzola: Every, I'd never do that to you. And I'm no pedophile. I'm a donutsexual.
[21:14] everyman4: We can make Greg the third wheel
[21:14] Gregonzola: I only make love to donuts.
[21:14] AlbinoPanther: oooh~
[21:14] AlbinoPanther: i'm ok with that, every
[21:14] AlbinoPanther: ...
[21:14] AlbinoPanther: christ on a cracker Greg
[21:14] everyman4: You like to do nuts?
[21:15] Gregonzola: I'm only kidding on the donuts. Every has accused me of loving ponies and kids. I figured we'd give her baked goods, too.
[21:15] Gregonzola: I was considering soup, but let's be honest. You can't do that with soup.
[21:16] AlbinoPanther: challenge accepted, greg.
[21:16] everyman4: Not with that attitude, Greg
Monday, May 5, 2014
There is no context that could make this better
[16:07] AlbinoPanther: Calvsie, stop calling your wife's penis a "dragon."
It's hard to imagine how that could be anything else
[15:50] Stocks
mall multi: the locust will feast upon my genitalia
[15:51] Stocks mall multi: oops misfire
[15:51] Stocks mall multi: oops misfire
Sunday, May 4, 2014
Come On
[21:05] jon
diaz: OH COME ON
[21:05] jon diaz: "Before I'm gonna let you through this room," says the shark, "you're gonna have to sink the 8 Ball. But you gotta do it off of 1,892 rails, or it doesn't count."
[21:05] jon diaz: You manage to pocket the 8 Ball, but only off of 1,891 rails. "Sorry," says the shark. "Better luck next time."
[21:05] AlbinoPanther: LOL
[21:06] AlbinoPanther: that's beautiful, jon
[21:06] jon diaz: fml
[21:06] AlbinoPanther pats jon
[21:07] jon diaz: not sure whether i can get much farther in the basement at my current level
[21:07] jon diaz: :P
[21:07] Gregonzola: AP, he's upset. Don't pat his butt.
[21:07] Zeklan: oh oops
[21:07] jon diaz: fuck it
[21:07] jon diaz: 218
[21:07] Zeklan backs away from jon butt
[21:08] jon diaz: not my butt
[21:08] jon diaz: the "fuck it" was directed at the basement
[21:05] jon diaz: "Before I'm gonna let you through this room," says the shark, "you're gonna have to sink the 8 Ball. But you gotta do it off of 1,892 rails, or it doesn't count."
[21:05] jon diaz: You manage to pocket the 8 Ball, but only off of 1,891 rails. "Sorry," says the shark. "Better luck next time."
[21:05] AlbinoPanther: LOL
[21:06] AlbinoPanther: that's beautiful, jon
[21:06] jon diaz: fml
[21:06] AlbinoPanther pats jon
[21:07] jon diaz: not sure whether i can get much farther in the basement at my current level
[21:07] jon diaz: :P
[21:07] Gregonzola: AP, he's upset. Don't pat his butt.
[21:07] Zeklan: oh oops
[21:07] jon diaz: fuck it
[21:07] jon diaz: 218
[21:07] Zeklan backs away from jon butt
[21:08] jon diaz: not my butt
[21:08] jon diaz: the "fuck it" was directed at the basement
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