Oh, that's where he keeps it

[11:36] Gregonzola: Guys, I'm concerned.
[11:36] Gregonzola: I'm hearing that thigh gaps are big now, but I don't have one.
[11:36] Gregonzola: Do you think I need to do some serious Atkins or something?
[11:36] Gun_Mage: LOL
[11:36] Gun_Mage: thigh gaps are meh
[11:38] AlbinoPanther: starvation diet, greg. it's the only way.
[11:38] Lord_Wyrme: i have a gap in my thighs. but it is filled by a very large dragon goodie sack ^_~

Why Mandy goes to Church

[08:29] MandyMay: I'm probably gonna miss church -hic-
[08:29] Hexatomb: you go to church, mandy? -hic-
[08:29] MandyMay: yes
[08:29] Hexatomb: I have to admit, I didnt expect that -hic-
[08:30] MandyMay: I never miss
[08:30] Hexatomb: I applaud your faith
[08:30] MandyMay: good place to try to get some manstick thrown in my cootchie

Quality bathroom time in Clan

[09:35] Calvsie: how about an enema?
[10:39] Gun_Mage: I like to power level in bathroom

Questions that need Answering

[20:41] PerilousApricot: man, the kreuggerand drop rate blows megadicks
[20:41] skullfark soulshasser: or supercocks?
[20:41] everyman4: how large is a megadick compared to say the average cock?
[20:41] PerilousApricot: I didn't want to have it be ambiguous with superhuman cocktailcrafting -hic-
[20:41] everyman4: could a layman easily blow three in an hour?

Mad Credz

[20:30] everyman4: I'M SMART ABOUT COLORS
[20:30] everyman4: AND I MAKE A HELL OF A MEATLOAF

The Client List

[12:54] blazikeaton: This room is too boring.
[12:54] blazikeaton: ACTIVATE RANDOM POWERS!!!
[12:54] Gregonzola: Sorry, Blazi. What do you like to talk about?
[12:54] blazikeaton: I AM A BANANA.
[12:54] lord_wyrme31: Greg is just trying to curry favor from you, I ignore such frivolous actions
[12:54] Gregonzola: I don't want to talk about your banana.
[12:55] blazikeaton: lololololololololol
[12:55] Gregonzola: Or curry banana.
[12:55] Gregonzola: Which sounds awful.
[12:55] miss havisham: ew
[12:55] Gun_Mage: eewwww
[12:55] miss havisham: that does sound awful
[12:55] blazikeaton: HOLY SHIIT HE IS NOT A NINJA!!!
[12:55] Gregonzola is a ninja secret agent platypus
[12:55] blazikeaton starts waving his arms in an impossible manner.
[12:55] xTyrx starts following Greg around and making secret agent themed sound effects
[12:56] Gregonzola: Sweet. Now I have my own bard.
[12:56] SindeeTots: I'd eat a curry banana for money
[12:56] Gregonzola: Sindee is braver than I am.
[12:56] Gun_Mage: sindee, youd do ANYTHING for money
[12:56] Gun_Mage: ANYTHING
[12:56] Gun_Mage: A
[12:56] Gun_Mage: N
[12:56] Gun_Mage: Y
[12:56] Gun_Mage: T
[12:56] Gun_Mage: H
[12:56] Gun_Mage: I
[12:56] Gun_Mage: N -hic-
[12:56] Gun_Mage: G
[12:56] lord_wyrme31: Please to not spam chat, kthnxbai
[12:56] SindeeTots: just throw it in my mouth
[12:56] Gregonzola: Um, you know, suggesting she'd do anything for money might give people certain notions.
[12:56] Gun_Mage: "anythung"
[12:56] miss havisham: You have arrived, Greg
[12:57] Gun_Mage: greg, watch this
[12:57] blazikeaton: OHO!
[12:57] Gun_Mage: hey sindee!
[12:57] lord_wyrme31: You don't know Sindee very well then Greg lol
[12:57] SindeeTots: nowdy
[12:57] Gun_Mage: would you do anything for money?
[12:57] SindeeTots: howdy
[12:57] Gregonzola: Also, who is "Anything" and why is the client list so short?  
[12:57] SindeeTots: of course, I have no morals
[12:57] lord_wyrme31: It's because anything has a big penis    

Usually it takes longer

[12:25] stealthhunter: i did a gender change today