[11:24] PizzaDaHutt:
wanna see what i made at work?
[11:24] Everybody:
Sweet love to a pony?
Monday, April 29, 2013
Sunday, April 28, 2013
It's not Pirate Metal, but...
Don't ever interrupt him when he's reading a book.
Also, here's a Downton Abbey rap. Her dowry brings all the boys to the yard.
Also, here's a Downton Abbey rap. Her dowry brings all the boys to the yard.
Friday, April 26, 2013
Ancient of Days
[14:17] sYdney
rebik: what's ur ss#
[14:18] Grimmy: 171
[14:18] Grimmy: im old
[14:18] Grimmy: i still have the tablet is was carved into
[14:18] Grimmy: 171
[14:18] Grimmy: im old
[14:18] Grimmy: i still have the tablet is was carved into
The Legend Of Shoo
[14:04] sYdney
rebik: i judge people by the color of their skin, not by
the content of their character
[14:06] Gregonzola: I judge people entirely by hair color.
[14:06] Gregonzola: (Which makes /newbie really difficult to negotiate.)
[14:07] sYdney rebik: damn gingers.
[14:07] Gregonzola: I'm cool with gingers.
[14:07] Grimmy: i judge people by the amount of letter in theirnames
[14:08] Grimmy: people with less than seven letter in their name are both stupid and evil
[14:08] Gregonzola: Grimmy, what do you think about Thom? And did finding out Shoo's real name change your opinion of him?
[14:08] sYdney rebik: i'm not ok with anybody who has two recessive genes on chromosome 16
[14:08] sYdney rebik: haha
[14:09] Grimmy: Thom has the inate ability to extend his name like mister fantanstic, so I think he goes by Thom to make others feel better about them selves
[14:09] sYdney rebik: Changed my opinion. He has the douchebag hipster spelling of his name
[14:09] Grimmy: which makes him a saint amongst men
[14:09] Grimmy: as for Shoo
[14:09] Gregonzola: Drumroll.
[14:09] Grimmy: his full name is Archibald Fernando Juanando Emilio Escavez Barillo Pasta Smith
[14:10] Grimmy: so that says all we need to know about shoo
[14:10] Gregonzola: You know what they say about men with extremely long names.
[14:10] Grimmy: they like to give it to their wives on their wedding day?
[14:10] Gregonzola: They have a hard time finding those personalized bicycle license plates. -hic-
[14:12] Grimmy: Shoo makes women call him Shoo in bed because if they scream out his whole name in a fit of passion, they immediately become impregnanted with triplets. IMMEDIATELY
[14:12] Grimmy: and that happens with guys too
[14:12] Grimmy: and one time at a frat orgy, he accidently impregnanted three other sorority chicks because there was an echo in the room
[14:06] Gregonzola: I judge people entirely by hair color.
[14:06] Gregonzola: (Which makes /newbie really difficult to negotiate.)
[14:07] sYdney rebik: damn gingers.
[14:07] Gregonzola: I'm cool with gingers.
[14:07] Grimmy: i judge people by the amount of letter in theirnames
[14:08] Grimmy: people with less than seven letter in their name are both stupid and evil
[14:08] Gregonzola: Grimmy, what do you think about Thom? And did finding out Shoo's real name change your opinion of him?
[14:08] sYdney rebik: i'm not ok with anybody who has two recessive genes on chromosome 16
[14:08] sYdney rebik: haha
[14:09] Grimmy: Thom has the inate ability to extend his name like mister fantanstic, so I think he goes by Thom to make others feel better about them selves
[14:09] sYdney rebik: Changed my opinion. He has the douchebag hipster spelling of his name
[14:09] Grimmy: which makes him a saint amongst men
[14:09] Grimmy: as for Shoo
[14:09] Gregonzola: Drumroll.
[14:09] Grimmy: his full name is Archibald Fernando Juanando Emilio Escavez Barillo Pasta Smith
[14:10] Grimmy: so that says all we need to know about shoo
[14:10] Gregonzola: You know what they say about men with extremely long names.
[14:10] Grimmy: they like to give it to their wives on their wedding day?
[14:10] Gregonzola: They have a hard time finding those personalized bicycle license plates. -hic-
[14:12] Grimmy: Shoo makes women call him Shoo in bed because if they scream out his whole name in a fit of passion, they immediately become impregnanted with triplets. IMMEDIATELY
[14:12] Grimmy: and that happens with guys too
[14:12] Grimmy: and one time at a frat orgy, he accidently impregnanted three other sorority chicks because there was an echo in the room
Mantz is a Playa, and Leeverb is too
[11:10] hAm
sAlAd sAndwicH: it's my last night there (i think)
[11:11] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: assuming the new place opens on schedule
[11:11] Gregonzola: The new place is going to be so awesome!
[11:12] Shoo86: Mantz I'll come to your new place lol
[11:12] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: do it!
[11:12] RAMONE: ok, cool
[11:12] RAMONE: what time y/n
[11:12] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: pre-prohibition cocktail club with pool tables and shit
[11:12] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i'm in at 5
[11:12] RAMONE: I walked past Rock Bottom yesterday
[11:13] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: haha i stopped by to say hi to some folks the other day
[11:13] RAMONE: that's my whole story
[11:13] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: first thing i see is 2 hostesses that i used to hook up with
[11:13] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: not at the same time
[11:14] RAMONE: That story's better
[11:14] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: but they were both standing at the front desk like "long time, no see >_>"
[11:15] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i made some obligatory small talk then waited for each to be away from the other to say we should hang out some time
[11:15] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i'm 100% sure they talked about me when i left
[11:16] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: hawkward
[11:18] RAMONE: I was seeing two chicks years ago and things were fine, I was thinking I was pretty slick, until I invited them both to the same party
[11:18] RAMONE: (accidently)
[11:19] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: wooops
[11:19] kashieda: oops?
[11:19] Shoo86: Haha nice lee
[11:19] RAMONE: I showed up and there they were, in the corner talking, and looking at me
[11:19] RAMONE: So I never even talked to them, I just shrugged and looked for a new girl
[11:19] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: it's a party, after all
[11:11] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: assuming the new place opens on schedule
[11:11] Gregonzola: The new place is going to be so awesome!
[11:12] Shoo86: Mantz I'll come to your new place lol
[11:12] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: do it!
[11:12] RAMONE: ok, cool
[11:12] RAMONE: what time y/n
[11:12] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: pre-prohibition cocktail club with pool tables and shit
[11:12] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i'm in at 5
[11:12] RAMONE: I walked past Rock Bottom yesterday
[11:13] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: haha i stopped by to say hi to some folks the other day
[11:13] RAMONE: that's my whole story
[11:13] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: first thing i see is 2 hostesses that i used to hook up with
[11:13] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: not at the same time
[11:14] RAMONE: That story's better
[11:14] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: but they were both standing at the front desk like "long time, no see >_>"
[11:15] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i made some obligatory small talk then waited for each to be away from the other to say we should hang out some time
[11:15] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i'm 100% sure they talked about me when i left
[11:16] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: hawkward
[11:18] RAMONE: I was seeing two chicks years ago and things were fine, I was thinking I was pretty slick, until I invited them both to the same party
[11:18] RAMONE: (accidently)
[11:19] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: wooops
[11:19] kashieda: oops?
[11:19] Shoo86: Haha nice lee
[11:19] RAMONE: I showed up and there they were, in the corner talking, and looking at me
[11:19] RAMONE: So I never even talked to them, I just shrugged and looked for a new girl
[11:19] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: it's a party, after all
Nobody's allowed on the lawns
[08:56] PizzaDaHutt:
i have to work in leesburg on monday
[08:56] Gregonzola: Lee has a city?
[08:56] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: where is leesburg?
[08:57] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: lessverg
[08:57] Big Daddy Grimm: Leesylvania
[08:57] Shoo86: Leevada
[08:57] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: verbachusetts
[08:56] Gregonzola: Lee has a city?
[08:56] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: where is leesburg?
[08:57] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: lessverg
[08:57] Big Daddy Grimm: Leesylvania
[08:57] Shoo86: Leevada
[08:57] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: verbachusetts
Shoo's going to get a Gold Star for Freedom
[08:19] Shoo86:
Get that gold star I missed last season >.<
[08:19] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: yo
[08:20] Shoo86: 2nd place silver moon is rough.. Same as 12th lol
[08:20] Shoo86: Mantz!
[08:20] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: what up?
[08:21] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i'm perfectly happy with my bronze >_>
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: 2nd place star is the biggest slap in the face
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: you arent good enough for gold, and you are on the same level as these other 11 people
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: ESPECIALLY if you miss it by a turn or three...
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: thats when you ragequit
[08:23] Shoo86: I forget how many I was off
[08:24] Shoo86: 24
[08:24] Shoo86: I'm confident I coulda got it tho
[08:25] Shoo86: Also, AoJ top runs are really tight
[08:25] Shoo86: Mantz you missed my royal RNG screws day 1 and 2
[08:25] Shoo86: Needless to say this run is shot haha
[08:26] Shoo86: 30somethimg wand, 18 to find a blooper, 39 turn pirate outfit
[08:26] Shoo86: No that's not a typo, 39 for pirate outfit
[08:27] Shoo86: Got the eyepatch/pants NC 3 or 4 times
[08:28] Gregonzola: Meh, having ragequit, I can tell you it's not all it's cracked up to be.
[08:28] Gregonzola: And you miss your friends.
[08:28] Gregonzola: So you come back. -hic-
[08:28] Gregonzola: And then your wife says, "I thought you quit that game."
[08:28] Gregonzola: And you say, "I'm an addict. Love me as I am."
[08:29] Gregonzola: And then she hits you with a frying pan.
[08:29] Gregonzola: And you're like, "Ow, that hurt! Did you have to use a hot one?"
[08:29] Gregonzola: And she's all, "Yeah, you douche. Suck hot pan!"
[08:30] Gregonzola: And you say, "Douche? Who uses the word 'douche' any longer?"
[08:30] Gregonzola: And then she hits you with the pan again.
[08:31] Gregonzola: So, you get all mad and you grab your laptop and you say, "I'm leaving!" and you go and saddle up your unicorn and ride away.
[08:32] Shoo86: Lol
[08:32] Gregonzola: But then you get to the ocean and you're like, "How do I cross?" So you find a whale and saddle that and ask if your unicorn can ride on its back, too. Whales are nice guys so he's all, "Yeah, toss that bad boy up there."
[08:32] Gregonzola: I wondered how long I'd go on talking to myself. =)
[08:33] Shoo86: I was distracted by supervisors and such
[08:33] Shoo86: Lol
[08:33] Shoo86: I love when they know I'm doing nothing
[08:33] Gregonzola: Then you get to the other side of the sea and you realize you're in North Korea. So you saddle up your unicorn and you ride on in.
[08:33] Shoo86: And they come up and are like "how are the forms coming?"
[08:34] Gregonzola: The North Koreans realize you're clearly the true Great Leader and they kick out the sawed off runt. -hic-
[08:34] Shoo86: And I'm like yeah I finished them Wednesday
[08:34] Gregonzola: Whereupon you tell them you're making love, not war and the nuclear program will be scrapped. You spend the money on laptops instead and give them to everyone and teach them to play KoL.
[08:34] Shoo86: I was confused and then I remembered you're at a different ocean haha
[08:34] Gregonzola: And KoL brings freedom and prosperity to North Korea.
[08:35] Gregonzola: Yep, different ocean. ;^)
[08:35] Shoo86: Smuggle in kol
[08:35] Gregonzola: They learn free market principles and develop a hydrogen economy, making them the most advanced nation on earth.
[08:36] Gregonzola: Then the colonize Mars where everyone plays KoL but complains about the lag. "It's like fucking Crimbo!" they complain.
[08:36] Gregonzola: So you develop tachyon communications and all is well in the Kingdom again.
[08:37] Gregonzola: And then you hack Senam's account and spend all his money on stuffies and disband his clan for good measure.
[08:38] Gregonzola: I think that's the end of the story. -hic-
[08:39] Everybody: Fucking hell, I hate Smashing Pumpkins.
[08:19] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: yo
[08:20] Shoo86: 2nd place silver moon is rough.. Same as 12th lol
[08:20] Shoo86: Mantz!
[08:20] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: what up?
[08:21] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i'm perfectly happy with my bronze >_>
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: 2nd place star is the biggest slap in the face
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: you arent good enough for gold, and you are on the same level as these other 11 people
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: ESPECIALLY if you miss it by a turn or three...
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: thats when you ragequit
[08:23] Shoo86: I forget how many I was off
[08:24] Shoo86: 24
[08:24] Shoo86: I'm confident I coulda got it tho
[08:25] Shoo86: Also, AoJ top runs are really tight
[08:25] Shoo86: Mantz you missed my royal RNG screws day 1 and 2
[08:25] Shoo86: Needless to say this run is shot haha
[08:26] Shoo86: 30somethimg wand, 18 to find a blooper, 39 turn pirate outfit
[08:26] Shoo86: No that's not a typo, 39 for pirate outfit
[08:27] Shoo86: Got the eyepatch/pants NC 3 or 4 times
[08:28] Gregonzola: Meh, having ragequit, I can tell you it's not all it's cracked up to be.
[08:28] Gregonzola: And you miss your friends.
[08:28] Gregonzola: So you come back. -hic-
[08:28] Gregonzola: And then your wife says, "I thought you quit that game."
[08:28] Gregonzola: And you say, "I'm an addict. Love me as I am."
[08:29] Gregonzola: And then she hits you with a frying pan.
[08:29] Gregonzola: And you're like, "Ow, that hurt! Did you have to use a hot one?"
[08:29] Gregonzola: And she's all, "Yeah, you douche. Suck hot pan!"
[08:30] Gregonzola: And you say, "Douche? Who uses the word 'douche' any longer?"
[08:30] Gregonzola: And then she hits you with the pan again.
[08:31] Gregonzola: So, you get all mad and you grab your laptop and you say, "I'm leaving!" and you go and saddle up your unicorn and ride away.
[08:32] Shoo86: Lol
[08:32] Gregonzola: But then you get to the ocean and you're like, "How do I cross?" So you find a whale and saddle that and ask if your unicorn can ride on its back, too. Whales are nice guys so he's all, "Yeah, toss that bad boy up there."
[08:32] Gregonzola: I wondered how long I'd go on talking to myself. =)
[08:33] Shoo86: I was distracted by supervisors and such
[08:33] Shoo86: Lol
[08:33] Shoo86: I love when they know I'm doing nothing
[08:33] Gregonzola: Then you get to the other side of the sea and you realize you're in North Korea. So you saddle up your unicorn and you ride on in.
[08:33] Shoo86: And they come up and are like "how are the forms coming?"
[08:34] Gregonzola: The North Koreans realize you're clearly the true Great Leader and they kick out the sawed off runt. -hic-
[08:34] Shoo86: And I'm like yeah I finished them Wednesday
[08:34] Gregonzola: Whereupon you tell them you're making love, not war and the nuclear program will be scrapped. You spend the money on laptops instead and give them to everyone and teach them to play KoL.
[08:34] Shoo86: I was confused and then I remembered you're at a different ocean haha
[08:34] Gregonzola: And KoL brings freedom and prosperity to North Korea.
[08:35] Gregonzola: Yep, different ocean. ;^)
[08:35] Shoo86: Smuggle in kol
[08:35] Gregonzola: They learn free market principles and develop a hydrogen economy, making them the most advanced nation on earth.
[08:36] Gregonzola: Then the colonize Mars where everyone plays KoL but complains about the lag. "It's like fucking Crimbo!" they complain.
[08:36] Gregonzola: So you develop tachyon communications and all is well in the Kingdom again.
[08:37] Gregonzola: And then you hack Senam's account and spend all his money on stuffies and disband his clan for good measure.
[08:38] Gregonzola: I think that's the end of the story. -hic-
[08:39] Everybody: Fucking hell, I hate Smashing Pumpkins.
Thursday, April 25, 2013
M4H
[14:44] Avatar
of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I randomly responded to a CL posting!
[14:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: BOREDOM
[14:45] fantabulous: Was it an M4H posting?
[14:47] Gregonzola: Is that Man 4 Horse?
[14:48] fantabulous: Man 4 Ham.
[14:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: BOREDOM
[14:45] fantabulous: Was it an M4H posting?
[14:47] Gregonzola: Is that Man 4 Horse?
[14:48] fantabulous: Man 4 Ham.
A quality classic, brought to you by Thom
[21:22] jcdenton666: Hello.
[21:22] KeltiThePastaQueen: Get that little motherfucker out of this clan
[21:23] jcdenton666: Kelti, please do not be angry.
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: I swear to god, you don't want a dribbling little retard shit like that in here
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: Angry at a little cockbite like you? No.
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: You just get the fuck out
[21:23] Leeverb: Kelti I can't tell you how many times people have PMed me the same thing about you
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: Shit-talking little shitbag.
[21:23] jcdenton666: These are just mean things to say.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: None.
[21:24] Leeverb: this is a wonderful day
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: They come from the heart.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: And you're still here
[21:24] Leeverb: perhaps JC can get Kelti to ragequit
[21:24] jcdenton666: I want to be your friend, Kelti.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: You slack-jawed little pile of rat piss.
[21:24] Abbadon: I like him, can we keep him, Leeverb? Can we keep him? -hic-
[21:24] jcdenton666: I will teach you the proper way to play this game.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: You gut yourself with a bowie knife and videotape it, that'll be a good start
[21:25] Leeverb: Again, Abba, just learn your lesson and let it go. Or keep trying, your call
[21:25] Leeverb: Kelti, if I were you I wouldn't take no shit from JC
[21:25] KeltiThePastaQueen: Foolish little motherfucker talking like he knows something about the game
[21:26] Leeverb: HIT HIM, KELTI. HIT HIM
[21:26] Abbadon: I'ma keep trying til I get it right.
[21:26] Leeverb: that's the spirit
[21:26] jcdenton666: I have 100 100% volleyball runs. I think I know a little bit about the game.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: You know fuckall, you're a retard.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: You need a punch in the fucking mouth with a fistfull of quarters
[21:27] jcdenton666: Have I upset you in some way?
[21:27] Leeverb: I dunno, Kelti, he's kind of right
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: Then you need to be kicked in the balls until you piss blood until you die.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: Yes, by being a stupid cunt.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: That's how you upset me.
[21:27] Abbadon: I was gonna play some skyrim but I'ma stick around a little now -hic-
[21:27] Leeverb: you are a negative nellie
[21:28] KeltiThePastaQueen: I'd compare you to Rainman but Rainman had redeeming qualities.
[21:28] jcdenton666: I agree with Leeverb. you have a very negative attitude.
[21:28] KeltiThePastaQueen: Fuck all of you, that little ass-cancer needs to go.
[21:28] Leeverb fistbumps JC
[21:28] Leeverb: Kelti I can't tell you how many times people have PMed me the same thing about you
[21:29] jcdenton666 fistbumps LV.
[21:29] jcdenton666: I don't understand why Kelti hates me so much.
[21:30] KeltiThePastaQueen: That's because you're stupid.
[21:30] jcdenton666: I just want people to be apprecieative of the things that I have done and of my knowledge of this game.
[21:30] DavidRaye: leeverb is an old woman eating a light sabre dog?
[21:30] Leeverb: this is way too funny
[21:31] KeltiThePastaQueen: You haven't done shit and you know fuckall about the game.
[21:31] Leeverb: I am saving this
[21:31] KeltiThePastaQueen: All you do is run 100% volleyball in softcore. That's not even interesting, that's just childish
[21:31] KeltiThePastaQueen: You're like a retarded kid pushing at a pull door
[21:31] jeSabelE noms on some popcorn
[21:31] Leeverb: ohgodsoawesome
[21:31] Leeverb: pass that over, jes!
[21:31] Nitron: what the hell did I walk in on?
[21:32] jcdenton666: I don't appreciate you trying to undermine my grand achievements.
[21:32] Abbadon: A shitstorm hurricane.
[21:32] jeSabelE: one of the greatest shows ever, Nitron
[21:32] Leeverb: thank god for mafia, it logs everything
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: Get
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: The
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: Fuck
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: Out
[21:32] jcdenton666: Sandwiches
[21:33] screechpowers: i cant tell if you guys love each other or hate each other
[21:33] Leeverb: Kelti is very protective of her clan, JC. Only quality people are allowed in here.
[21:33] jcdenton666: I tried to get in before she said out, but I was too busy succeeding at the game.
[21:33] screechpowers: how'd i get in here then
[21:33] Nitron: bribery?
[21:34] Leeverb: Did Kelti ragequit?
[21:34] screechpowers: lol
[21:35] jcdenton666: If only quality people are allowed in, then I understand why I'm here. But why ia Kelti?
[21:35] KeltiThePastaQueen: Yeah. Leeverb-style. Back in 10 minutes.
[21:35] Leeverb: Kelti was here long before you, JC.
[21:35] Leeverb: Then she was booted, then came back
[21:35] Leeverb: Then she was bootred again, then came back, then was booted
[21:35] jcdenton666: But I am better than her in every way.
[21:35] Leeverb: Then joined a junir version of Hogs of Destiny, and was booted
[21:35] Leeverb: then came back here
[21:36] Leeverb: so show some respect
[21:36] jeSabelE: Leeverb, have I ever told you how awesome you are?
[21:36] Leeverb: No
[21:37] jcdenton666: I think I deserve more respect as I have never been booted from this clan and I am also far more successful in this game and full of useful information to get the entire clan up to my level.
[21:37] KeltiThePastaQueen: How is it you think you're "far more successful"?
[21:37] Leeverb: He's got a point there, Kelti
[21:37] jeSabelE: I have SOOO many questions for you. I don't even know where to start.
[21:37] Abbadon: Dude has done some impressive shit
[21:38] KeltiThePastaQueen: I don't see anything impressive?
[21:38] KeltiThePastaQueen: Bunch of 3-day softcore runs.
[21:38] jcdenton666: Kelti, have YOU ever completed 100 100% volleyball runs?
[21:38] Leeverb: osnap
[21:38] Nitron: a volleyball is one of the most boring familiars in the game
[21:38] KeltiThePastaQueen: No, I don't see the point in wasting my time like that.
[21:39] jeSabelE: also, I bet the ladies love him
[21:39] KeltiThePastaQueen: I mean if you want to just sit there like a robot, not really getting any better at the game then sure
[21:39] Leeverb: Nitron is dogpiling on JC with Kelti and this is hardly fair, these two veterans being so mean
[21:40] Nitron: dogpiling? after one comment?
[21:40] jcdenton666: I have every no path skill SC permed. Do you?
[21:40] Leeverb: Relax, Nitron, just take it easy
[21:40] KeltiThePastaQueen: Leeverb's being Leeverb of course.
[21:40] jcdenton666: I am obviously better.
[21:40] jcdenton666: But it's okay. I can teach you how to be more like me, Kelti.
[21:41] jcdenton666: You should strive to be more like me. All players should.
[21:41] Leeverb: Step one: learn to speak Awesome
[21:41] jeSabelE: If Kelti was more like JC I would probably have more respect
[21:41] Leeverb: same here
[21:42] Abbadon: I'dbe forced to stop trolling her and listen to what she says.
[21:42] KeltiThePastaQueen: If you were more like jc I'd just have to look harder to figure out what kind of trash you were
[21:42] jcdenton666: I'm the player that Jick had in mind we he designed this game.
[21:42] Leeverb: he's got you there, Kelti
[21:42] KeltiThePastaQueen: I see you're scared of hardcore and pathed runs
[21:43] KeltiThePastaQueen: That's kind of weak
[21:43] KeltiThePastaQueen: Actually that's terribly weak.
[21:43] jcdenton666: You would have to look harder to see what kind of trash they were because I'm not trash. So you would spend hours looking.
[21:43] jcdenton666: For nothing.
[21:43] Nitron: powerful weak!
[21:43] Leeverb: Nitron you are mean
[21:44] screechpowers: hey jcdenton666, you are full of malarky
[21:44] jcdenton666: It's not his fault. There is just so much negativity in this clan.
[21:44] Nitron: I try my best
[21:44] jcdenton666: I'm glad I came along. I can make this clan a better place.
[21:45] Leeverb: it's already better. we have you, and you know how to do 100% VB runs
[21:45] jcdenton666: Troubleface, I cannot be full of malarky because then there would be no room for all of the useful knowledge that I have.
[21:45] Leeverb: I doubt Kelti could do even one
[21:46] Abbadon: I'm learning already.
[21:46] Leeverb: troubleface ain't here, man
[21:46] screechpowers: malarky means brain
[21:46] jcdenton666: You're not Troubleface anyway.
[21:46] screechpowers: yeah i'm screechpowers
[21:46] jcdenton666: I am a little flustered, I apologize.
[21:47] fantabulous: Hay guise. Look at me all out of work and home now.
[21:47] jcdenton666: Hello, Fantabulous.
[21:48] Abbadon: Hey fanta, we got us a wonderful new clan member who can teach us many new and exciting things!
[21:48] jcdenton666: Do you understand why Kelti is so upset with me?
[21:48] Leeverb: Jesus Christ now I am getting rage PMs from Kelti. Someone let me know when we can break it to her
[21:48] fantabulous: I have made jcdenton's acquaintance before.
[21:49] fantabulous: I hear he's turned over a rather large leaf, so to speak, before being admitted to this clan.
[21:49] jeSabelE: just use your baleet option, Lee
[21:49] Leeverb: Good call, Jes
[21:49] jeSabelE: I am feeling so enlightened right now
[21:49] fantabulous: You might even say his cutthroat days are over.
[21:52] Leeverb: It's like that scene in the Two Towers where Faramir talks about showing his quality
[21:52] Leeverb: I think this was a very revealing conversation
[21:52] fantabulous: So. jcdenton. I came in just as you were asking why Kelti is so mad at you.
[21:52] jcdenton666: It was, Leeverb.
[21:52] Leeverb: Ketli.
[21:52] jcdenton666: Yes, she seems to be quite upset with my presence in the clan.
[21:53] fantabulous: She tends to be a bushel of lemons, so to speak.
[21:53] Abbadon: Why IS Kelti so assmangled anyway?
[21:53] Leeverb: JC is Thom. He hasn't been, but he is now. JCDenton ragequit the game today and thom got this account
[21:53] Leeverb: We have all been laughing at you for about half an hour
[21:53] KeltiThePastaQueen: Bullshit.
[21:53] Leeverb: Maybe a little longer
[21:53] jeSabelE makes sad face
[21:53] Abbadon: Thom, Leeverb, you magnificent bastards.
[21:53] Leeverb: Bullshit? Nope.
[21:54] fantabulous: Cut. Throat. Henry.
[21:54] Leeverb: The real JC would never get in here. That is Thom. We have been laughing.
[21:54] KeltiThePastaQueen: Oh you motherFUCKERS
[21:54] Leeverb: It is all saved for posterity.
[21:54] Nitron: I was not in on this joke...
[21:54] Leeverb: I know, Nitron
[21:54] jcdenton666: YOU BASTARD
[21:54] screechpowers: jokes
[21:55] Abbadon: I don't think anyone but Leeverb and Thom were
[21:55] Leeverb: We should do this again some time, guys
[21:55] jeSabelE: >.>
[21:55] KeltiThePastaQueen: Well on the plus side I may not need BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS now
[21:56] fantabulous: Maybe for our next clan joke, Kelti will be all sunshine and puppies with everyone.
[21:57] jeSabelE: Thom and I are going to go smoke after such a grand success
[21:57] Abbadon: After fucking with Kelti that hard he'll need it
[21:59] sWINgSet: hahaha
[21:59] sWINgSet: Oh man I gotta scroll up!
[22:00] sWINgSet: I always miss the fun stuff!
[22:00] Leeverb: I was gonna email it to you, I thought you were offline
[22:00] KeltiThePastaQueen: Glad you all enjoyed it so much.
[22:01] fantabulous: Please to kmail to me, Leeverb.
[22:01] sWINgSet: omg kelti you are like my favorite
[22:01] Abbadon: Post it on the boards
[22:01] Leeverb: Hey come on, it would still be going on if I hadn't put you out of your misery
[22:01] KeltiThePastaQueen: Fuck you Brian. This was meanspirited and you know it.
[22:01] sWINgSet: The way you just tore right into him is the things legends are made of.
[22:01] sWINgSet: Not at all.
[22:01] Leeverb: HAHAHA KELTI IS CALLING SOMEONE MEANSPIRITED
[22:01] fantabulous: Yes. Boards.
[22:02] Leeverb: This is pure fucking awesome
[22:02] sWINgSet: Thom has been doing it all day. I'm quite sure there was no malice.
[22:02] Abbadon: I still can't stop laughing
[22:02] screechpowers: all are bringin the lols.
[22:02] screechpowers: i meant yall. sigh.
[22:02] fleur de sel: ._.
[22:02] Leeverb: I thought I was being merciful, putting an end to it. I kind of wish I hadn't
[22:03] fantabulous: Apparently I didn't give it away with the whole "large leaf" thing.
[22:03] Abbadon: Should have waited until like... Friday -hic-
[22:03] Leeverb: Only those that knew got it, Fanta
[22:03] screechpowers: i dont really know whats going on, but sounds funny? i am just typing things
[22:04] jeSabelE: BEST. DAY, EVER.
[22:04] fleur de sel: enough Thom-foolery, children. ....
[22:04] fantabulous: The day we stop with the Thom-foolery is the day Thom has a tag on his toe.
[22:04] jeSabelE jumps and high fives leeverb
[22:05] Leeverb: Hey I'm not responsible for this
[22:05] fleur de sel: good point, fanta, although I can see Thom wearing a tag just "to be fashionable" and still ... Thomming, for lack of a more succinct phrase.
[22:06] Leeverb: I was amused, nothing more. Well, I mean aside from the whole goading of both of them. Aside from that, totally innocent
[22:07] fleur de sel: bbl falafel
[22:07] Abbadon: I had no idea what was going on or who he was supposed to be, all I knew was the butthurt was practically physical
[22:07] fantabulous: I hear Thomming includes drinking all of your beer and shitting in your sink.
[22:09] jeSabelE: in response to the shitting in the sink comment Thom: I have no idea how that SHIT started
[22:09] Abbadon: Some asshole, Jes.
[22:10] Leeverb: I knew a guy that took a dump in someone's clothes dryer and turned it on
[22:10] jeSabelE: hahahaha he said shit in response to shitting
[22:10] Leeverb: Unsurprisingly, he is now in prison. One thing leads to another
[22:10] fantabulous: Leeverb. I just smiled.
[22:10] jeSabelE: was there a load in the dryer?
[22:10] jeSabelE: I mean, besides that one, obviously
[22:10] fantabulous: No one saw me, fortunately.
[22:10] Abbadon: He just dropped it.
[22:10] Leeverb: no, it was empty. aside from, you know
[22:12] Leeverb: He was mean
[22:12] Leeverb: mean-spirited, as Kelti might say
[21:22] KeltiThePastaQueen: Get that little motherfucker out of this clan
[21:23] jcdenton666: Kelti, please do not be angry.
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: I swear to god, you don't want a dribbling little retard shit like that in here
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: Angry at a little cockbite like you? No.
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: You just get the fuck out
[21:23] Leeverb: Kelti I can't tell you how many times people have PMed me the same thing about you
[21:23] KeltiThePastaQueen: Shit-talking little shitbag.
[21:23] jcdenton666: These are just mean things to say.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: None.
[21:24] Leeverb: this is a wonderful day
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: They come from the heart.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: And you're still here
[21:24] Leeverb: perhaps JC can get Kelti to ragequit
[21:24] jcdenton666: I want to be your friend, Kelti.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: You slack-jawed little pile of rat piss.
[21:24] Abbadon: I like him, can we keep him, Leeverb? Can we keep him? -hic-
[21:24] jcdenton666: I will teach you the proper way to play this game.
[21:24] KeltiThePastaQueen: You gut yourself with a bowie knife and videotape it, that'll be a good start
[21:25] Leeverb: Again, Abba, just learn your lesson and let it go. Or keep trying, your call
[21:25] Leeverb: Kelti, if I were you I wouldn't take no shit from JC
[21:25] KeltiThePastaQueen: Foolish little motherfucker talking like he knows something about the game
[21:26] Leeverb: HIT HIM, KELTI. HIT HIM
[21:26] Abbadon: I'ma keep trying til I get it right.
[21:26] Leeverb: that's the spirit
[21:26] jcdenton666: I have 100 100% volleyball runs. I think I know a little bit about the game.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: You know fuckall, you're a retard.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: You need a punch in the fucking mouth with a fistfull of quarters
[21:27] jcdenton666: Have I upset you in some way?
[21:27] Leeverb: I dunno, Kelti, he's kind of right
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: Then you need to be kicked in the balls until you piss blood until you die.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: Yes, by being a stupid cunt.
[21:27] KeltiThePastaQueen: That's how you upset me.
[21:27] Abbadon: I was gonna play some skyrim but I'ma stick around a little now -hic-
[21:27] Leeverb: you are a negative nellie
[21:28] KeltiThePastaQueen: I'd compare you to Rainman but Rainman had redeeming qualities.
[21:28] jcdenton666: I agree with Leeverb. you have a very negative attitude.
[21:28] KeltiThePastaQueen: Fuck all of you, that little ass-cancer needs to go.
[21:28] Leeverb fistbumps JC
[21:28] Leeverb: Kelti I can't tell you how many times people have PMed me the same thing about you
[21:29] jcdenton666 fistbumps LV.
[21:29] jcdenton666: I don't understand why Kelti hates me so much.
[21:30] KeltiThePastaQueen: That's because you're stupid.
[21:30] jcdenton666: I just want people to be apprecieative of the things that I have done and of my knowledge of this game.
[21:30] DavidRaye: leeverb is an old woman eating a light sabre dog?
[21:30] Leeverb: this is way too funny
[21:31] KeltiThePastaQueen: You haven't done shit and you know fuckall about the game.
[21:31] Leeverb: I am saving this
[21:31] KeltiThePastaQueen: All you do is run 100% volleyball in softcore. That's not even interesting, that's just childish
[21:31] KeltiThePastaQueen: You're like a retarded kid pushing at a pull door
[21:31] jeSabelE noms on some popcorn
[21:31] Leeverb: ohgodsoawesome
[21:31] Leeverb: pass that over, jes!
[21:31] Nitron: what the hell did I walk in on?
[21:32] jcdenton666: I don't appreciate you trying to undermine my grand achievements.
[21:32] Abbadon: A shitstorm hurricane.
[21:32] jeSabelE: one of the greatest shows ever, Nitron
[21:32] Leeverb: thank god for mafia, it logs everything
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: Get
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: The
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: Fuck
[21:32] KeltiThePastaQueen: Out
[21:32] jcdenton666: Sandwiches
[21:33] screechpowers: i cant tell if you guys love each other or hate each other
[21:33] Leeverb: Kelti is very protective of her clan, JC. Only quality people are allowed in here.
[21:33] jcdenton666: I tried to get in before she said out, but I was too busy succeeding at the game.
[21:33] screechpowers: how'd i get in here then
[21:33] Nitron: bribery?
[21:34] Leeverb: Did Kelti ragequit?
[21:34] screechpowers: lol
[21:35] jcdenton666: If only quality people are allowed in, then I understand why I'm here. But why ia Kelti?
[21:35] KeltiThePastaQueen: Yeah. Leeverb-style. Back in 10 minutes.
[21:35] Leeverb: Kelti was here long before you, JC.
[21:35] Leeverb: Then she was booted, then came back
[21:35] Leeverb: Then she was bootred again, then came back, then was booted
[21:35] jcdenton666: But I am better than her in every way.
[21:35] Leeverb: Then joined a junir version of Hogs of Destiny, and was booted
[21:35] Leeverb: then came back here
[21:36] Leeverb: so show some respect
[21:36] jeSabelE: Leeverb, have I ever told you how awesome you are?
[21:36] Leeverb: No
[21:37] jcdenton666: I think I deserve more respect as I have never been booted from this clan and I am also far more successful in this game and full of useful information to get the entire clan up to my level.
[21:37] KeltiThePastaQueen: How is it you think you're "far more successful"?
[21:37] Leeverb: He's got a point there, Kelti
[21:37] jeSabelE: I have SOOO many questions for you. I don't even know where to start.
[21:37] Abbadon: Dude has done some impressive shit
[21:38] KeltiThePastaQueen: I don't see anything impressive?
[21:38] KeltiThePastaQueen: Bunch of 3-day softcore runs.
[21:38] jcdenton666: Kelti, have YOU ever completed 100 100% volleyball runs?
[21:38] Leeverb: osnap
[21:38] Nitron: a volleyball is one of the most boring familiars in the game
[21:38] KeltiThePastaQueen: No, I don't see the point in wasting my time like that.
[21:39] jeSabelE: also, I bet the ladies love him
[21:39] KeltiThePastaQueen: I mean if you want to just sit there like a robot, not really getting any better at the game then sure
[21:39] Leeverb: Nitron is dogpiling on JC with Kelti and this is hardly fair, these two veterans being so mean
[21:40] Nitron: dogpiling? after one comment?
[21:40] jcdenton666: I have every no path skill SC permed. Do you?
[21:40] Leeverb: Relax, Nitron, just take it easy
[21:40] KeltiThePastaQueen: Leeverb's being Leeverb of course.
[21:40] jcdenton666: I am obviously better.
[21:40] jcdenton666: But it's okay. I can teach you how to be more like me, Kelti.
[21:41] jcdenton666: You should strive to be more like me. All players should.
[21:41] Leeverb: Step one: learn to speak Awesome
[21:41] jeSabelE: If Kelti was more like JC I would probably have more respect
[21:41] Leeverb: same here
[21:42] Abbadon: I'dbe forced to stop trolling her and listen to what she says.
[21:42] KeltiThePastaQueen: If you were more like jc I'd just have to look harder to figure out what kind of trash you were
[21:42] jcdenton666: I'm the player that Jick had in mind we he designed this game.
[21:42] Leeverb: he's got you there, Kelti
[21:42] KeltiThePastaQueen: I see you're scared of hardcore and pathed runs
[21:43] KeltiThePastaQueen: That's kind of weak
[21:43] KeltiThePastaQueen: Actually that's terribly weak.
[21:43] jcdenton666: You would have to look harder to see what kind of trash they were because I'm not trash. So you would spend hours looking.
[21:43] jcdenton666: For nothing.
[21:43] Nitron: powerful weak!
[21:43] Leeverb: Nitron you are mean
[21:44] screechpowers: hey jcdenton666, you are full of malarky
[21:44] jcdenton666: It's not his fault. There is just so much negativity in this clan.
[21:44] Nitron: I try my best
[21:44] jcdenton666: I'm glad I came along. I can make this clan a better place.
[21:45] Leeverb: it's already better. we have you, and you know how to do 100% VB runs
[21:45] jcdenton666: Troubleface, I cannot be full of malarky because then there would be no room for all of the useful knowledge that I have.
[21:45] Leeverb: I doubt Kelti could do even one
[21:46] Abbadon: I'm learning already.
[21:46] Leeverb: troubleface ain't here, man
[21:46] screechpowers: malarky means brain
[21:46] jcdenton666: You're not Troubleface anyway.
[21:46] screechpowers: yeah i'm screechpowers
[21:46] jcdenton666: I am a little flustered, I apologize.
[21:47] fantabulous: Hay guise. Look at me all out of work and home now.
[21:47] jcdenton666: Hello, Fantabulous.
[21:48] Abbadon: Hey fanta, we got us a wonderful new clan member who can teach us many new and exciting things!
[21:48] jcdenton666: Do you understand why Kelti is so upset with me?
[21:48] Leeverb: Jesus Christ now I am getting rage PMs from Kelti. Someone let me know when we can break it to her
[21:48] fantabulous: I have made jcdenton's acquaintance before.
[21:49] fantabulous: I hear he's turned over a rather large leaf, so to speak, before being admitted to this clan.
[21:49] jeSabelE: just use your baleet option, Lee
[21:49] Leeverb: Good call, Jes
[21:49] jeSabelE: I am feeling so enlightened right now
[21:49] fantabulous: You might even say his cutthroat days are over.
[21:52] Leeverb: It's like that scene in the Two Towers where Faramir talks about showing his quality
[21:52] Leeverb: I think this was a very revealing conversation
[21:52] fantabulous: So. jcdenton. I came in just as you were asking why Kelti is so mad at you.
[21:52] jcdenton666: It was, Leeverb.
[21:52] Leeverb: Ketli.
[21:52] jcdenton666: Yes, she seems to be quite upset with my presence in the clan.
[21:53] fantabulous: She tends to be a bushel of lemons, so to speak.
[21:53] Abbadon: Why IS Kelti so assmangled anyway?
[21:53] Leeverb: JC is Thom. He hasn't been, but he is now. JCDenton ragequit the game today and thom got this account
[21:53] Leeverb: We have all been laughing at you for about half an hour
[21:53] KeltiThePastaQueen: Bullshit.
[21:53] Leeverb: Maybe a little longer
[21:53] jeSabelE makes sad face
[21:53] Abbadon: Thom, Leeverb, you magnificent bastards.
[21:53] Leeverb: Bullshit? Nope.
[21:54] fantabulous: Cut. Throat. Henry.
[21:54] Leeverb: The real JC would never get in here. That is Thom. We have been laughing.
[21:54] KeltiThePastaQueen: Oh you motherFUCKERS
[21:54] Leeverb: It is all saved for posterity.
[21:54] Nitron: I was not in on this joke...
[21:54] Leeverb: I know, Nitron
[21:54] jcdenton666: YOU BASTARD
[21:54] screechpowers: jokes
[21:55] Abbadon: I don't think anyone but Leeverb and Thom were
[21:55] Leeverb: We should do this again some time, guys
[21:55] jeSabelE: >.>
[21:55] KeltiThePastaQueen: Well on the plus side I may not need BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS now
[21:56] fantabulous: Maybe for our next clan joke, Kelti will be all sunshine and puppies with everyone.
[21:57] jeSabelE: Thom and I are going to go smoke after such a grand success
[21:57] Abbadon: After fucking with Kelti that hard he'll need it
[21:59] sWINgSet: hahaha
[21:59] sWINgSet: Oh man I gotta scroll up!
[22:00] sWINgSet: I always miss the fun stuff!
[22:00] Leeverb: I was gonna email it to you, I thought you were offline
[22:00] KeltiThePastaQueen: Glad you all enjoyed it so much.
[22:01] fantabulous: Please to kmail to me, Leeverb.
[22:01] sWINgSet: omg kelti you are like my favorite
[22:01] Abbadon: Post it on the boards
[22:01] Leeverb: Hey come on, it would still be going on if I hadn't put you out of your misery
[22:01] KeltiThePastaQueen: Fuck you Brian. This was meanspirited and you know it.
[22:01] sWINgSet: The way you just tore right into him is the things legends are made of.
[22:01] sWINgSet: Not at all.
[22:01] Leeverb: HAHAHA KELTI IS CALLING SOMEONE MEANSPIRITED
[22:01] fantabulous: Yes. Boards.
[22:02] Leeverb: This is pure fucking awesome
[22:02] sWINgSet: Thom has been doing it all day. I'm quite sure there was no malice.
[22:02] Abbadon: I still can't stop laughing
[22:02] screechpowers: all are bringin the lols.
[22:02] screechpowers: i meant yall. sigh.
[22:02] fleur de sel: ._.
[22:02] Leeverb: I thought I was being merciful, putting an end to it. I kind of wish I hadn't
[22:03] fantabulous: Apparently I didn't give it away with the whole "large leaf" thing.
[22:03] Abbadon: Should have waited until like... Friday -hic-
[22:03] Leeverb: Only those that knew got it, Fanta
[22:03] screechpowers: i dont really know whats going on, but sounds funny? i am just typing things
[22:04] jeSabelE: BEST. DAY, EVER.
[22:04] fleur de sel: enough Thom-foolery, children. ....
[22:04] fantabulous: The day we stop with the Thom-foolery is the day Thom has a tag on his toe.
[22:04] jeSabelE jumps and high fives leeverb
[22:05] Leeverb: Hey I'm not responsible for this
[22:05] fleur de sel: good point, fanta, although I can see Thom wearing a tag just "to be fashionable" and still ... Thomming, for lack of a more succinct phrase.
[22:06] Leeverb: I was amused, nothing more. Well, I mean aside from the whole goading of both of them. Aside from that, totally innocent
[22:07] fleur de sel: bbl falafel
[22:07] Abbadon: I had no idea what was going on or who he was supposed to be, all I knew was the butthurt was practically physical
[22:07] fantabulous: I hear Thomming includes drinking all of your beer and shitting in your sink.
[22:09] jeSabelE: in response to the shitting in the sink comment Thom: I have no idea how that SHIT started
[22:09] Abbadon: Some asshole, Jes.
[22:10] Leeverb: I knew a guy that took a dump in someone's clothes dryer and turned it on
[22:10] jeSabelE: hahahaha he said shit in response to shitting
[22:10] Leeverb: Unsurprisingly, he is now in prison. One thing leads to another
[22:10] fantabulous: Leeverb. I just smiled.
[22:10] jeSabelE: was there a load in the dryer?
[22:10] jeSabelE: I mean, besides that one, obviously
[22:10] fantabulous: No one saw me, fortunately.
[22:10] Abbadon: He just dropped it.
[22:10] Leeverb: no, it was empty. aside from, you know
[22:12] Leeverb: He was mean
[22:12] Leeverb: mean-spirited, as Kelti might say
99 Problems
[08:07] Shoo86:
my run sucks
[08:07] Shoo86: haha
[08:07] Shoo86: yesterday was awful
[08:07] Shoo86: today it took me 18 turns to find a blooper
[08:07] Shoo86: and then 39 turns to get the pirate outfit from the cove
[08:07] Shoo86: so the run is essentially dead
[08:08] Shoo86: now i just have to play through a shitty run
[08:08] Shoo86: which makes me not want to play haha
[08:08] Everybody: Slack off then take the suicide button.
[08:08] Everybody: I may do it again, just because of boredom.
[08:08] RAMONE: that's wat ur mom said
[08:08] RAMONE: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
[08:09] Everybody: Bore and dumb.
[08:09] Shoo86: that takes too long
[08:09] RAMONE: that's wat UR mom said
[08:09] RAMONE: lololo....
[08:09] RAMONE: ._.
[08:09] RAMONE: I'll let myself out
[08:07] Shoo86: haha
[08:07] Shoo86: yesterday was awful
[08:07] Shoo86: today it took me 18 turns to find a blooper
[08:07] Shoo86: and then 39 turns to get the pirate outfit from the cove
[08:07] Shoo86: so the run is essentially dead
[08:08] Shoo86: now i just have to play through a shitty run
[08:08] Shoo86: which makes me not want to play haha
[08:08] Everybody: Slack off then take the suicide button.
[08:08] Everybody: I may do it again, just because of boredom.
[08:08] RAMONE: that's wat ur mom said
[08:08] RAMONE: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
[08:09] Everybody: Bore and dumb.
[08:09] Shoo86: that takes too long
[08:09] RAMONE: that's wat UR mom said
[08:09] RAMONE: lololo....
[08:09] RAMONE: ._.
[08:09] RAMONE: I'll let myself out
Typographical Gold
[07:46] Gregonzola:
Whew. We made it to Thursday.
[07:46] Gregonzola: We're goldent.
[07:46] Gregonzola: Er, golden.
[07:47] RAMONE: both
[07:46] Gregonzola: We're goldent.
[07:46] Gregonzola: Er, golden.
[07:47] RAMONE: both
Friday, April 19, 2013
In your face
[13:41] Shoo86:
wuts facebuke?
[13:41] Everybody: Facebukkake.
[13:41] Miss Havisham: hold still and we'll show you
[13:41] Everybody: Facebukkake.
[13:41] Miss Havisham: hold still and we'll show you
One Night in Boston
[10:54] Gregonzola:
Lee shouldn't go outside.
[10:55] Gregonzola: There are pipe bombs taking cab rides.
[10:55] Everybody: VERY DRUNK pipe bombs. -hic-
[10:56] Gregonzola: I appreciate that they're being responsible rather than drinking and driving. Ad campaigns work.
[10:58] Everybody: And smoking in the taxi.
[10:58] Everybody: Hey, Pipe Bomb, mind putting that out? -hic-
[10:58] Everybody: SHADAP I'M ON VAKASHUN.
[10:55] Gregonzola: There are pipe bombs taking cab rides.
[10:55] Everybody: VERY DRUNK pipe bombs. -hic-
[10:56] Gregonzola: I appreciate that they're being responsible rather than drinking and driving. Ad campaigns work.
[10:58] Everybody: And smoking in the taxi.
[10:58] Everybody: Hey, Pipe Bomb, mind putting that out? -hic-
[10:58] Everybody: SHADAP I'M ON VAKASHUN.
We totally did
[10:36] PizzaDaHutt:
what did i miss...?
[10:38] Gregonzola: We swapped naked pics of everyone else in clan, Pizza.
[10:38] PizzaDaHutt: awww
[10:38] Miss Havisham: dibs on yilf
[10:38] Gregonzola: We swapped naked pics of everyone else in clan, Pizza.
[10:38] PizzaDaHutt: awww
[10:38] Miss Havisham: dibs on yilf
Poochwinds
[08:21] Everybody:
I enjoy picking up hitchhikers.
[08:22] Everybody: I was sad that I had taken the passenger seat out on the drive here to make more room for the dogs.
[08:22] Gregonzola: Gass grass or ass.
[08:22] Everybody: I was driving from Indy->Louisville and there was this old hippie van at the side of the road.
[08:22] Everybody: Some older dude hippie and this 20something white trash girl looking
[08:22] Everybody: for a ride to get some gas.
[08:23] Everybody: So you know, pretty harmless looking, pullover, run 'em up to the next piece of civilization and back ...
[08:23] Everybody: Anyway, so the guy goes in to pay for the gas, and the gal just sidles up to me and kisses my neck.
[08:23] Everybody: And you know, white trash, but pretty hot. What does one do?
[08:24] Everybody: She's obviously nuts as all get out.
[08:24] Everybody: So I said, "Thank you." with a smile and drove them back.
[08:24] Gregonzola: Good man.
[08:24] Everybody: As I'm pulling away to get back underway, as she's getting into the van, she stops, turns, lifts her shirt and shakes 'em at me.
[08:24] Everybody: Seriously. WTF?
[08:24] Imaginos logged on.
[08:24] Gregonzola: Just sharing the goods with a nice guy.
[08:25] Everybody: Oh. Ok.
[08:25] Everybody: I blew her a kiss.
[08:25] Gregonzola: Good work.
[08:26] Gregonzola: Ginos would make a good cabbie, too.
[08:26] Miss Havisham logged on.
[08:26] Miss Havisham: morning all
[08:26] PizzaDaHutt: havi!
[08:26] Everybody: I wish I could tell "just plain nuts" from "fucked up on pills".
[08:26] Gregonzola: Good morning, Havi.
[08:26] Everybody: But yeah, hitchhikers can be interesting.
[08:27] Big Daddy Grimm: nuts or salted nuts
[08:27] Everybody: DEEEZ nuts?
[08:27] Imaginos: nah I hate driving, especially in cities
[08:28] Miss Havisham: i'll take a handful.
[08:28] Gregonzola: Surly angry cabbies are fun. The hatred would enhance the experience.
[08:28] Everybody: Chocolate-sprinkled almond.
[08:28] Big Daddy Grimm: do one of those bike cabs then pooch
[08:28] Big Daddy Grimm: that way, you can load up on beans for lunch and subject your passengers to a face full of Poochwinds
[08:29] Everybody: There is an appreciation in me for cabbies. Here I was, dead broke college student in Sydney, the bus line ran short that night so I'm walking the rest of the way back to the airport.
[08:29] Everybody: No fucking idea where I am, I just see the lights of the airport in the distance.
[08:29] Everybody: This Lebanese cabby pulls up, "You need a ride?" "Ah, I appreciate it, but I literally have no money on me."
[08:29] Everybody: He says, "Get in, you don't belong in this neighborhood."
[08:31] Everybody: Which made my day, because it turned out that I got there only to find my airline was on strike, and I was going to be stuck at the airport for at least the next day.
08:31] Miss Havisham: that is the kind of travel story that is an adventure when you're young
[08:31] Miss Havisham: but sounds like hell now.
[08:31] Everybody: I think I'm better qualified to do it now.
[08:32] Miss Havisham: Maybe you're still young :)
[08:32] Everybody: Have you SEEN my nuts?
[08:33] Miss Havisham: No, but not for lack of trying.
[08:33] Everybody: LOL.
[08:33] Everybody: Havi's a brat today. :)
[08:34] Miss Havisham: and you're a tease. welcome to every day.
[08:22] Everybody: I was sad that I had taken the passenger seat out on the drive here to make more room for the dogs.
[08:22] Gregonzola: Gass grass or ass.
[08:22] Everybody: I was driving from Indy->Louisville and there was this old hippie van at the side of the road.
[08:22] Everybody: Some older dude hippie and this 20something white trash girl looking
[08:22] Everybody: for a ride to get some gas.
[08:23] Everybody: So you know, pretty harmless looking, pullover, run 'em up to the next piece of civilization and back ...
[08:23] Everybody: Anyway, so the guy goes in to pay for the gas, and the gal just sidles up to me and kisses my neck.
[08:23] Everybody: And you know, white trash, but pretty hot. What does one do?
[08:24] Everybody: She's obviously nuts as all get out.
[08:24] Everybody: So I said, "Thank you." with a smile and drove them back.
[08:24] Gregonzola: Good man.
[08:24] Everybody: As I'm pulling away to get back underway, as she's getting into the van, she stops, turns, lifts her shirt and shakes 'em at me.
[08:24] Everybody: Seriously. WTF?
[08:24] Imaginos logged on.
[08:24] Gregonzola: Just sharing the goods with a nice guy.
[08:25] Everybody: Oh. Ok.
[08:25] Everybody: I blew her a kiss.
[08:25] Gregonzola: Good work.
[08:26] Gregonzola: Ginos would make a good cabbie, too.
[08:26] Miss Havisham logged on.
[08:26] Miss Havisham: morning all
[08:26] PizzaDaHutt: havi!
[08:26] Everybody: I wish I could tell "just plain nuts" from "fucked up on pills".
[08:26] Gregonzola: Good morning, Havi.
[08:26] Everybody: But yeah, hitchhikers can be interesting.
[08:27] Big Daddy Grimm: nuts or salted nuts
[08:27] Everybody: DEEEZ nuts?
[08:27] Imaginos: nah I hate driving, especially in cities
[08:28] Miss Havisham: i'll take a handful.
[08:28] Gregonzola: Surly angry cabbies are fun. The hatred would enhance the experience.
[08:28] Everybody: Chocolate-sprinkled almond.
[08:28] Big Daddy Grimm: do one of those bike cabs then pooch
[08:28] Big Daddy Grimm: that way, you can load up on beans for lunch and subject your passengers to a face full of Poochwinds
[08:29] Everybody: There is an appreciation in me for cabbies. Here I was, dead broke college student in Sydney, the bus line ran short that night so I'm walking the rest of the way back to the airport.
[08:29] Everybody: No fucking idea where I am, I just see the lights of the airport in the distance.
[08:29] Everybody: This Lebanese cabby pulls up, "You need a ride?" "Ah, I appreciate it, but I literally have no money on me."
[08:29] Everybody: He says, "Get in, you don't belong in this neighborhood."
[08:31] Everybody: Which made my day, because it turned out that I got there only to find my airline was on strike, and I was going to be stuck at the airport for at least the next day.
08:31] Miss Havisham: that is the kind of travel story that is an adventure when you're young
[08:31] Miss Havisham: but sounds like hell now.
[08:31] Everybody: I think I'm better qualified to do it now.
[08:32] Miss Havisham: Maybe you're still young :)
[08:32] Everybody: Have you SEEN my nuts?
[08:33] Miss Havisham: No, but not for lack of trying.
[08:33] Everybody: LOL.
[08:33] Everybody: Havi's a brat today. :)
[08:34] Miss Havisham: and you're a tease. welcome to every day.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Oh, is that a thing?
[14:27] Everybody:
Show 'em a little kindness.
[14:27] Miss Havisham: rubbing on jizz with loving kindness can be a thing.
[14:27] Miss Havisham: rubbing on jizz with loving kindness can be a thing.
Real Men
[13:47] Gregonzola:
Lee quit when you had to be a real man to quit.
[13:47] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I quit for a few months, but when I went back to Survey Job, I started back up again.
[13:47] RAMONE: I was the Marlboro Quitter
[13:47] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Fuck you, "a real man." You would not believe the goddamned nightmares I had on the patch.
[13:47] RAMONE: Stetson, moustache, no cigarette
[13:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Leeverb would wet the bed.
[13:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: More than usual.
[13:48] RAMONE: well I do that anyway so IN YOUR FACE
[13:47] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I quit for a few months, but when I went back to Survey Job, I started back up again.
[13:47] RAMONE: I was the Marlboro Quitter
[13:47] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Fuck you, "a real man." You would not believe the goddamned nightmares I had on the patch.
[13:47] RAMONE: Stetson, moustache, no cigarette
[13:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Leeverb would wet the bed.
[13:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: More than usual.
[13:48] RAMONE: well I do that anyway so IN YOUR FACE
Read the Manual
[13:45] Avatar
of Sneaky JarlsBoris: E-cigs are useless.
[13:45] fantabulous: I have a fancy refillable one that's cheaper. But that wasn't working quite right last night, and I didn't want to fuss with it.
[13:46] Gregonzola: I had a friend use 'em to quit. It was a process, but it worked. -hic-
[13:46] RAMONE: same here, 20+ years of smoking, stopped with the ecig
[13:46] RAMONE: not me
[13:46] RAMONE: I quit Back In The Day
[13:46] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: When I tried the e-cig, it just didn't work for me.
[13:46] Everybody: Never was a smoker, but I enjoy E-cigs.
[13:47] RAMONE: You're not supposed to light it Thom
[13:45] fantabulous: I have a fancy refillable one that's cheaper. But that wasn't working quite right last night, and I didn't want to fuss with it.
[13:46] Gregonzola: I had a friend use 'em to quit. It was a process, but it worked. -hic-
[13:46] RAMONE: same here, 20+ years of smoking, stopped with the ecig
[13:46] RAMONE: not me
[13:46] RAMONE: I quit Back In The Day
[13:46] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: When I tried the e-cig, it just didn't work for me.
[13:46] Everybody: Never was a smoker, but I enjoy E-cigs.
[13:47] RAMONE: You're not supposed to light it Thom
The RNG is an unpredictable lover
[12:55] hAm
sAlAd sAndwicH: g-string and guitar turn 2
[12:55] Gregonzola: Mantz, that's amazing.
[12:55] Gregonzola: RNG is loving you today.
[12:55] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: it's alternating between sweet caresses and hate fucking me
[12:57] Shoo86: Lol
[12:58] Gregonzola: Now that's gotta be disconcerting.
[12:55] Gregonzola: Mantz, that's amazing.
[12:55] Gregonzola: RNG is loving you today.
[12:55] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: it's alternating between sweet caresses and hate fucking me
[12:57] Shoo86: Lol
[12:58] Gregonzola: Now that's gotta be disconcerting.
Picky Phone
[12:40] Shoo86:
Mantzzzz my phone doesn't like yor name
[12:40] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: haha
[12:40] Miss Havisham: manta
[12:40] Shoo86: Haha
[12:40] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: mantabulous
[12:41] Shoo86: MantaSilex
[12:41] Miss Havisham: shoo salad manwich
[12:41] Gregonzola: Havi's drooling.
[12:41] Shoo86: Mantaginos
[12:41] Miss Havisham: hahahahahaaha
[12:40] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: haha
[12:40] Miss Havisham: manta
[12:40] Shoo86: Haha
[12:40] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: mantabulous
[12:41] Shoo86: MantaSilex
[12:41] Miss Havisham: shoo salad manwich
[12:41] Gregonzola: Havi's drooling.
[12:41] Shoo86: Mantaginos
[12:41] Miss Havisham: hahahahahaaha
Autocorrect, or Waxing the Dolphin at Work?
[10:32] Shoo86:
Cause I got all my shot done early
[10:32] Gregonzola: He shot his load early.
[10:33] Miss Havisham: shoo's shot. it's done.
[10:33] Shoo86: But I know not to hand it in early
[10:33] Miss Havisham: hahahaha
[10:33] Gregonzola: Don't worry, Shoo, it happens to a lot of men.
[10:33] Miss Havisham: no, please don't hand it in at all
[10:33] Miss Havisham: we believe you.
[10:32] Gregonzola: He shot his load early.
[10:33] Miss Havisham: shoo's shot. it's done.
[10:33] Shoo86: But I know not to hand it in early
[10:33] Miss Havisham: hahahaha
[10:33] Gregonzola: Don't worry, Shoo, it happens to a lot of men.
[10:33] Miss Havisham: no, please don't hand it in at all
[10:33] Miss Havisham: we believe you.
The Tyranny of Pants
[08:26] Shoo86:
Hi
[08:26] Gregonzola: Shoo, are you wearing pants?
[08:26] Miss Havisham: Good question.
[08:26] Shoo86: Unfortunately
[08:26] Shoo86: I'm at work
[08:26] Gregonzola: Sorry, Bro. Me, too and for the same reasons.
[08:26] Gregonzola: Life is not fair.
[08:27] Shoo86: Lol
[08:27] Shoo86: Tho that's the first thing I do when I get home
[08:27] Gregonzola: Yep.
[08:27] Shoo86: Before the tie even!
[08:27] Gregonzola: Shuck the pants.
[08:27] Miss Havisham: is there anybody who doesn't do that first thing when they get home?
[08:27] Gregonzola: Ties are less cumbersome than pants. -hic-
[08:28] Gregonzola: See, and this is why humanity needs to rebel against pants.
[08:28] Shoo86: Haha
[08:28] Gregonzola: What is this, the 1800's?
[08:28] Shoo86: Next week my preceptor is off
[08:28] Shoo86: I'm considering bringing mafia in on a thumbbdrive and ascending lol
[08:28] Miss Havisham: lol
[08:28] Gregonzola: Knice. Do it!
[08:29] Shoo86: I hear people ascend at work
[08:34] Gregonzola: I do.
[08:34] Gregonzola: But only in KoL.
[08:36] Shoo86: Like no mafia you mean?
[08:43] Gregonzola: Oh, I use Mafia. It works now.
[08:43] Gregonzola: Thank goodness.
[08:43] Gregonzola loves Mafia
[08:43] Shoo86: Nice
[08:45] KrakMunky69 logged on.
[08:45] Miss Havisham: hi krak!
[08:46] KrakMunky69: hey
[08:47] Shoo86: Hey krak
[08:47] Gregonzola: Krak, are you wearing pants?
[08:48] KrakMunky69: .....yes?
[08:48] Gregonzola: The tyranny of pants continues.
[08:48] Miss Havisham: someone out there must be living the dream
[08:48] Miss Havisham: we'll keep looking.

Found him:
[09:42] RAMONE: (_|_)
[09:43] Gregonzola: Hi, Lee.
[09:43] Gregonzola: Are you wearing pants?
[09:43] RAMONE: |_ () |_
[09:43] RAMONE: n
And an honorable mention:
[12:04] Gregonzola: Mantz, Lee won our who's not wearing pants investigation today.
[12:04] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: hmmm
[12:04] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i demand an honerable mention
[08:26] Gregonzola: Shoo, are you wearing pants?
[08:26] Miss Havisham: Good question.
[08:26] Shoo86: Unfortunately
[08:26] Shoo86: I'm at work
[08:26] Gregonzola: Sorry, Bro. Me, too and for the same reasons.
[08:26] Gregonzola: Life is not fair.
[08:27] Shoo86: Lol
[08:27] Shoo86: Tho that's the first thing I do when I get home
[08:27] Gregonzola: Yep.
[08:27] Shoo86: Before the tie even!
[08:27] Gregonzola: Shuck the pants.
[08:27] Miss Havisham: is there anybody who doesn't do that first thing when they get home?
[08:27] Gregonzola: Ties are less cumbersome than pants. -hic-
[08:28] Gregonzola: See, and this is why humanity needs to rebel against pants.
[08:28] Shoo86: Haha
[08:28] Gregonzola: What is this, the 1800's?
[08:28] Shoo86: Next week my preceptor is off
[08:28] Shoo86: I'm considering bringing mafia in on a thumbbdrive and ascending lol
[08:28] Miss Havisham: lol
[08:28] Gregonzola: Knice. Do it!
[08:29] Shoo86: I hear people ascend at work
[08:34] Gregonzola: I do.
[08:34] Gregonzola: But only in KoL.
[08:36] Shoo86: Like no mafia you mean?
[08:43] Gregonzola: Oh, I use Mafia. It works now.
[08:43] Gregonzola: Thank goodness.
[08:43] Gregonzola loves Mafia
[08:43] Shoo86: Nice
[08:45] KrakMunky69 logged on.
[08:45] Miss Havisham: hi krak!
[08:46] KrakMunky69: hey
[08:47] Shoo86: Hey krak
[08:47] Gregonzola: Krak, are you wearing pants?
[08:48] KrakMunky69: .....yes?
[08:48] Gregonzola: The tyranny of pants continues.
[08:48] Miss Havisham: someone out there must be living the dream
[08:48] Miss Havisham: we'll keep looking.

[09:42] RAMONE: (_|_)
[09:43] Gregonzola: Hi, Lee.
[09:43] Gregonzola: Are you wearing pants?
[09:43] RAMONE: |_ () |_
[09:43] RAMONE: n
And an honorable mention:
[12:04] Gregonzola: Mantz, Lee won our who's not wearing pants investigation today.
[12:04] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: hmmm
[12:04] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i demand an honerable mention
Labels:
KrakMunky69,
Leeverb,
Mantz,
Miss Havisham,
Pants,
Shoo86
Monday, April 15, 2013
I'm a dick
jesabele: I like to play games and sometimes those games lead to bad experiences
Kafka Tamura: depends on the game, jesa, and the other player(s)
jesabele: for instance I had an ex that wouldn't give up one morning so I decided to see how far he would take it
Gregonzola: Games are fun.
Gregonzola: Jesa, this sounds funny.
Gregonzola: Bloggable, or no?
jesabele: after I gave in we had sex while I continued to read my book
jesabele: he even finished
Gregonzola: Haha!
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I never get a chance to say not bloggable.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: You're a dick.
Gregonzola: I
just realized I have a double standard. Guys talking about their
experiences, totally bloggable. Girls, I'm going to ask. -hic-
jesabele: anything I say is bloggable unless there are other parties involved
Gregonzola: I prefer "gentleman" or "sexist" to "dick."
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Nope.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Dick.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
That'll leave a mark
Gregonzola: I heard a commentator mention that Lindsay Lohan is always all bruised up.
Gregonzola: I wonder why that is.
Gregonzola: I wonder if she's doing black tar heroine.
Miss Havisham: i bet it's because she falls over like thom
Miss Havisham: drinking, something about long pork, idk
Gregonzola: That could be. According to some comments, and we all know how reliable internet comments are, cocaine addicts bruise easily.
Miss Havisham: well in a sense this chat is just internetcomment -hic-
Miss Havisham: in fact it is internet comments from which i just learned that cocain addicts bruise easily
Miss Havisham: also i noticed an unexplained bruise on my left forearm this morning. HMM.
Gregonzola: I believe everything I read in here.
Gregonzola: I had no idea so many people banged my mom regularly.
Things you never expected to hear in /clan
[09:10] gnocciSLUT:
huh, says it's set to public... were you able to see the one of me and my
little turgid nipples?
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Mounds and Almond Joy are not for Fanta
[21:42] Avatar
of Sneaky JarlsBoris: SAMOAS
[21:42] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Fuck. All. Other. cookies.
[21:43] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Other cookies are inferior cookies.
[21:43] Miss Havisham: THOM THOSE HAVE COCONUT
[21:43] Miss Havisham: send my pretend pic back
[21:43] Gregonzola: So it's not just ham, huh?
[21:43] Miss Havisham: thom i hope someday to shout over your shouting at Con
[21:43] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Coconut is superior to all other tropical edible tree seeds.
[21:43] Gregonzola: Cookies, too?
[21:44] fantabulous: I don't much like dried coconut.
[21:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Greg, go be old somewhere.
[21:44] Gregonzola: Finally, something I don't have to pretend. I'm going to go watch the weather channel.
[21:44] Miss Havisham: thom, i picture you sitting at a table at Con shouting at whoever wanders by
[21:44] Miss Havisham: lol greg
[21:45] fantabulous: That is one of the things I miss dearly about when I lived in Bangkok, though.
[21:45] Gregonzola: The weather channel?
[21:45] fantabulous: Fresh coconut everywhere.
And since Fanta mentioned Bangkok, here's some gratuitous Murray Head.
[21:42] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Fuck. All. Other. cookies.
[21:43] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Other cookies are inferior cookies.
[21:43] Miss Havisham: THOM THOSE HAVE COCONUT
[21:43] Miss Havisham: send my pretend pic back
[21:43] Gregonzola: So it's not just ham, huh?
[21:43] Miss Havisham: thom i hope someday to shout over your shouting at Con
[21:43] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Coconut is superior to all other tropical edible tree seeds.
[21:43] Gregonzola: Cookies, too?
[21:44] fantabulous: I don't much like dried coconut.
[21:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Greg, go be old somewhere.
[21:44] Gregonzola: Finally, something I don't have to pretend. I'm going to go watch the weather channel.
[21:44] Miss Havisham: thom, i picture you sitting at a table at Con shouting at whoever wanders by
[21:44] Miss Havisham: lol greg
[21:45] fantabulous: That is one of the things I miss dearly about when I lived in Bangkok, though.
[21:45] Gregonzola: The weather channel?
[21:45] fantabulous: Fresh coconut everywhere.
And since Fanta mentioned Bangkok, here's some gratuitous Murray Head.
Incest is Best
[20:58] PizzaDaHutt:
cleavage picture!?
[20:58] Miss Havisham: zada, you're not even old enough to drive
[20:58] PizzaDaHutt: : (
[20:58] PizzaDaHutt: all the more reason
[20:58] Miss Havisham: lol
[20:58] Gregonzola: Zada, google "cleavage." Go to the images section.
[20:59] PizzaDaHutt: but its havi's
[20:59] Miss Havisham: trust me, what's on google is better.
[20:59] Miss Havisham: greg wouldn't steer you wrong
[20:59] Gregonzola: All the more reason not to see it. It would make things weird.
[20:59] fantabulous: I just thought of a wonder set of pictures to take for trolling purposes.
[20:59] Miss Havisham: what?
[21:00] Gregonzola: Boobs are good for that, Fanta.
[21:00] Gregonzola: Boys turn into imbeciles when we see boobs.
[21:00] fantabulous: Have you ever seen the picture of a bra on someone's butt?
[21:00] Miss Havisham: boobs for trolling?
[21:00] Miss Havisham: ...i have not
[21:00] Gregonzola: Fanta, that is sheer brilliance.
[21:00] fantabulous: It's cropped so you can't immediately tell it's a butt.
[21:01] Gregonzola: You must make this happen.
[21:01] Miss Havisham: lol
[21:01] Miss Havisham: awesome.
[21:01] Gregonzola: Havi, I'm sure your cleavage is spectacular. Quality isn't about size. I just think sharing cleavage in clan might make it weird.
[21:01] fantabulous: But. Same idea. Except with my flaccid penis included.
[21:01] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Woo, buttbras.
[21:01] Gregonzola: Shoo would fap whenever you come on.
[21:02] Miss Havisham: lol fanta!
[21:02] Miss Havisham: shoo already faps whenever i'm here
[21:02] Miss Havisham: but i can't share with zada. he's like my little brother.
[21:02] Miss Havisham: my hot younger brother.
[21:02] Miss Havisham: oh dear, this IS awkward.
[21:08] PizzaDaHutt: it is west virginia though...
[21:08] Gregonzola: Oh, so the hot younger brother thing is working for you.
[21:08] Miss Havisham: it's a good angle to work
[20:58] Miss Havisham: zada, you're not even old enough to drive
[20:58] PizzaDaHutt: : (
[20:58] PizzaDaHutt: all the more reason
[20:58] Miss Havisham: lol
[20:58] Gregonzola: Zada, google "cleavage." Go to the images section.
[20:59] PizzaDaHutt: but its havi's
[20:59] Miss Havisham: trust me, what's on google is better.
[20:59] Miss Havisham: greg wouldn't steer you wrong
[20:59] Gregonzola: All the more reason not to see it. It would make things weird.
[20:59] fantabulous: I just thought of a wonder set of pictures to take for trolling purposes.
[20:59] Miss Havisham: what?
[21:00] Gregonzola: Boobs are good for that, Fanta.
[21:00] Gregonzola: Boys turn into imbeciles when we see boobs.
[21:00] fantabulous: Have you ever seen the picture of a bra on someone's butt?
[21:00] Miss Havisham: boobs for trolling?
[21:00] Miss Havisham: ...i have not
[21:00] Gregonzola: Fanta, that is sheer brilliance.
[21:00] fantabulous: It's cropped so you can't immediately tell it's a butt.
[21:01] Gregonzola: You must make this happen.
[21:01] Miss Havisham: lol
[21:01] Miss Havisham: awesome.
[21:01] Gregonzola: Havi, I'm sure your cleavage is spectacular. Quality isn't about size. I just think sharing cleavage in clan might make it weird.
[21:01] fantabulous: But. Same idea. Except with my flaccid penis included.
[21:01] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Woo, buttbras.
[21:01] Gregonzola: Shoo would fap whenever you come on.
[21:02] Miss Havisham: lol fanta!
[21:02] Miss Havisham: shoo already faps whenever i'm here
[21:02] Miss Havisham: but i can't share with zada. he's like my little brother.
[21:02] Miss Havisham: my hot younger brother.
[21:02] Miss Havisham: oh dear, this IS awkward.
[21:08] PizzaDaHutt: it is west virginia though...
[21:08] Gregonzola: Oh, so the hot younger brother thing is working for you.
[21:08] Miss Havisham: it's a good angle to work
Intense throbbing and pounding
[15:15] Miss
Havisham: am i going to brave yoga tonight and expect
migraine resurgence
[15:15] PizzaDaHutt: the answer is yes
[15:15] Miss Havisham: or am I going to bore myself to tears on the treadmill again
[15:15] PizzaDaHutt: or
[15:15] PizzaDaHutt: KoL
[15:15] Miss Havisham: well KoL is a given
[15:17] Gregonzola: Maybe Yoga will do mystical things that will block a migraine.
[15:18] Miss Havisham: i have that hope!
[15:18] Miss Havisham: but yoga definitely involves head lower than the heart, not infrequently
[15:18] Miss Havisham: which is likely to cause pounding
[15:18] Miss Havisham: you know, in headache form -hic-
[15:18] Miss Havisham: not in One Sec Guttermind form
[15:19] Gregonzola: Sorry, visualizing.
[15:15] PizzaDaHutt: the answer is yes
[15:15] Miss Havisham: or am I going to bore myself to tears on the treadmill again
[15:15] PizzaDaHutt: or
[15:15] PizzaDaHutt: KoL
[15:15] Miss Havisham: well KoL is a given
[15:17] Gregonzola: Maybe Yoga will do mystical things that will block a migraine.
[15:18] Miss Havisham: i have that hope!
[15:18] Miss Havisham: but yoga definitely involves head lower than the heart, not infrequently
[15:18] Miss Havisham: which is likely to cause pounding
[15:18] Miss Havisham: you know, in headache form -hic-
[15:18] Miss Havisham: not in One Sec Guttermind form
[15:19] Gregonzola: Sorry, visualizing.
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