Can I see your medical license?

[09:32] KrakMunky69: i've been watching River Monsters lately and i am not sure i ever vant to swim again
[09:32] Miss Havisham: lol
[09:32] KrakMunky69: in papua new guinea they had a series of attacks by a fish the locals started calling the "ball cutter" because it liked to bite off peoples nuts
[09:32] PizzaDaHutt: ...
[09:32] Miss Havisham: ...never been happier to be ballless
[09:33] KrakMunky69: turns out there was a type of vegitarian piranha introduced 15 years back but there wasn't a lot of fruit around so it became carnivorous    
[09:33] KrakMunky69: oh and these fish have now invaded north america and been found in 19 different rivers in the u.s.
[09:33] Gregonzola: No more river swimming.
[09:33] Miss Havisham: lol
[09:34] KrakMunky69: LOL
[09:34] Gregonzola: I want to get a vasectomy, but not by a fish.