Thursday, May 16, 2013

It's because of Shoo

[08:22] KrakMunky69: greg would like the toilets in japan that i hated
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: oh, yes.
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: i hated them too.
[08:22] Gregonzola: Squat pots?
[08:22] KrakMunky69: i don't vant to have to balance when i shit
[08:22] kashieda: stop being funny until i have biked home, guis
[08:22] RAMONE: prudes
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: although i did appreciate our heated toilet seat in the winter, since central heat wasn't a thing.
[08:22] Gregonzola: Yeah, could handle.
[08:22] RAMONE: later kash!
[08:22] KrakMunky69: it's like a bed pan embedded in the floor
[08:23] KrakMunky69: their western toilets with all the tech were badass
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: oh i thought you were talking about the tech toilets
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: with ass-sprayers
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: no thank you
[08:23] Gregonzola: Now, if you're squatting, though, how do you cut loose your stream of pee accurately?
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: traditional toilets i don't mind. except when i was 9+ moths pregnant
[08:23] KrakMunky69: those were the best. especially the ones that perfumed your ass after they dried you off
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: yeah super not my thing
[08:23] KrakMunky69: you feel super clean lol
[08:23] Gregonzola: Do you have to reach down and aim SeƱor Feliz?
[08:24] Gregonzola: Seems like a recipe for shoe disaster.
[08:24] MISS HAVISHAM: why is shoepee a common conversational topic here
[08:25] RAMONE: Shoo ragepees    
[08:25] MISS HAVISHAM: shoopee
[08:25] MISS HAVISHAM: less frequently mentioned
[08:25] KrakMunky69: peeverb    

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