[11:46] Miss
Havisham: we have smurf/dwarf names?
[11:46]
Gregonzola:
Havi, yes. You're Lusty Smurf.
[11:46] Gregonzola:
I'm Douchey Smurf.
[11:47] Carling:
we have smurft/dwarf names?
[11:47] Gregonzola:
Not everyone's named, but given the beard, Carling is clearly Bushy Smurf.
[11:47]
Miss Havisham:
I am? Is that on account of me being a spinster who's never been to Zumba?
[11:47]
Gregonzola:
Yes.
[11:47] Carling:
haha i'll take it
[11:47] Gregonzola:
Shoo is Brainy Smurf.
[11:48] Gregonzola:
(Syd is Touchy Smurf, by the way.)
[11:48] Miss
Havisham: what's mantz?
[11:48]
Everybody:
Am I Bitchy Smurf?
[11:48] Gregonzola:
Pervy Smurf.
[11:48] Gregonzola:
You know you love that.
[11:49] Gregonzola:
I'm not sure what Mantz is.
[11:49] Gregonzola:
Leeverb has to be Grouchy Smurf.
[11:49] Carling:
Drinky Smurf?
[11:49] Gregonzola:
Boozy Smurf, yes.
[11:49] Gregonzola:
That works.
[11:49] Carling:
Or should Mantz just be Papa Smurf?
[11:50]
Gregonzola:
That would hearken back to his joke when people ask if he has kids.
"Probably somewhere."
[11:50] Gregonzola:
So yea, that would work.
[11:51] Gregonzola:
Grimmy needs one.
[11:51] Gregonzola:
As do Thom and Jesa.
[11:52] Gregonzola:
Shoo was going to be Optimal Smurf, but there was no y at the end of
Optimal, and it's too many syllables to be an optimal smurf name.
[11:53] Miss
Havisham: papa smurf was my first thought for mantz, too
[11:55]
Carling:
Jesa = Momma Smurf?
[11:55] Gregonzola:
Papa Smurf it must be, then. Better than Boozy Smurf anyway.
[11:55]
Gregonzola:
Skanky Smurf?
[11:56] Everybody:
What were the smurflings' names?
[11:56] Gregonzola:
I really like Jesa. I have to stop making whore jokes. But she takes it so
well. The joking, I mean.
[11:56] Everybody:
Smurf names can be by duty as well.
[11:56]
Everybody: There was a poet smurf.
[11:56] Gregonzola:
Hey, good point.
[11:57] Miss
Havisham: handy smurf was a thing
[11:57]
Miss Havisham:
that could be grimmy on account of hand sanitizer.
[11:57]
Shoo86:
lol
[11:57] Miss
Havisham: :)
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