Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Yes, we have that

[11:46] Miss Havisham: we have smurf/dwarf names?
[11:46] Gregonzola: Havi, yes. You're Lusty Smurf.
[11:46] Gregonzola: I'm Douchey Smurf.
[11:47] Carling: we have smurft/dwarf names?
[11:47] Gregonzola: Not everyone's named, but given the beard, Carling is clearly Bushy Smurf.
[11:47] Miss Havisham: I am? Is that on account of me being a spinster who's never been to Zumba?
[11:47] Gregonzola: Yes.
[11:47] Carling: haha i'll take it
[11:47] Gregonzola: Shoo is Brainy Smurf.
[11:48] Gregonzola: (Syd is Touchy Smurf, by the way.)
[11:48] Miss Havisham: what's mantz?
[11:48] Everybody: Am I Bitchy Smurf?
[11:48] Gregonzola: Pervy Smurf.
[11:48] Gregonzola: You know you love that.
[11:49] Gregonzola: I'm not sure what Mantz is.
[11:49] Gregonzola: Leeverb has to be Grouchy Smurf.
[11:49] Carling: Drinky Smurf?
[11:49] Gregonzola: Boozy Smurf, yes.
[11:49] Gregonzola: That works.
[11:49] Carling: Or should Mantz just be Papa Smurf?
[11:50] Gregonzola: That would hearken back to his joke when people ask if he has kids. "Probably somewhere."
[11:50] Gregonzola: So yea, that would work.    
[11:51] Gregonzola: Grimmy needs one.
[11:51] Gregonzola: As do Thom and Jesa.
[11:52] Gregonzola: Shoo was going to be Optimal Smurf, but there was no y at the end of Optimal, and it's too many syllables to be an optimal smurf name.
[11:53] Miss Havisham: papa smurf was my first thought for mantz, too
[11:55] Carling: Jesa = Momma Smurf?
[11:55] Gregonzola: Papa Smurf it must be, then. Better than Boozy Smurf anyway.
[11:55] Gregonzola: Skanky Smurf?
[11:56] Everybody: What were the smurflings' names?
[11:56] Gregonzola: I really like Jesa. I have to stop making whore jokes. But she takes it so well. The joking, I mean.
[11:56] Everybody: Smurf names can be by duty as well.
[11:56] Everybody: There was a poet smurf.
[11:56] Gregonzola: Hey, good point.
[11:57] Miss Havisham: handy smurf was a thing
[11:57] Miss Havisham: that could be grimmy on account of hand sanitizer.
[11:57] Shoo86: lol
[11:57] Miss Havisham: :)
    

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