Order of Events

[11:46] jesabele: I am actually not that great of a cook. I can make a few things
[11:46] Everybody: It seems like it takes valuable time and has a very limiting set of rituals.
[11:46] Everybody: When chicks cook for you, they want you to "sit down at a table" with them and "talk about your day".
[11:47] Everybody: And then there are dishes to do, and such. Grab an apple, make a sandwich, let's go do something before the sun sets.
[11:47] jesabele: If I cook for someone it is to show appreciation because I hate cooking
[11:47] Everybody: Also, chicks wanna cook and then fuck, and that's backwards.
[11:47] Everybody: You're all full of food and your senses are tuned down and what fun is that?
[11:48] jesabele: I don't like to have sex right after eating
[11:48] Everybody: Hit it while you're starving and ravenous.
[11:48] jesabele: that is probably the only time I don't like having sex
[11:50] Everybody: Get home, smoke a bowl, fuck like bunnies, then around 3am go, "Damn, is steak and shake open?"
[11:50] jesabele: Ohgodd. Smoking used to make me horny
[11:51] Everybody: That's why I avoid it among strangers.
[11:51] jesabele: that is why I never did it alone
[11:51] Everybody: Smoke a bit and then "Hello, I'm a whore!"
[11:51] Everybody: The first time my friend brought over some really fine stuff.. man, it was just killer.
[11:52] Everybody: I was thoroughly destroyed on it and then I looked at him and said, "Uhh. You'll have to excuse us."
[11:53] jesabele: I used to play Mario Kart and bone between races
[11:53] Everybody: (This would be funny if there were nobody else in the room at the time.)
[11:53] Everybody: Why not just do it while you're racing?
[11:53] Everybody: It seems viable. Little bit of reverse-cowgirl.
[11:53] jesabele: I cannot focus on the TV while being pounded