Pooch with the Opposing Viewpoint

[08:15] KrakMunky69: [link] http:// i612.photobucket.com /albums/tt208/ krakmunky69/ joliecry_zps13098abd .jpg
[08:16] KrakMunky69: made that this morning when i heard the sad news
[08:17] MISS HAVISHAM logged on.
[08:17] Gregonzola: That is terrible.
[08:17] Gregonzola: Havi's cool with it, though.
[08:17] Gregonzola: She hates boobs.
[08:17] MISS HAVISHAM: what's terrible?
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: i don't HATE them except on myself.
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: i just don't like them.
[08:18] KrakMunky69: i showed them the thing about angelina jolie
[08:18] Gregonzola: [link] http:// vitals.nbcnews.com/ _news/2013/05/14/ 18240043-angelina- jolie-i-had-double- mastectomy-because- of-high-breast- cancer-risk?lite
[08:18] Gregonzola: I thought it was a joke.
[08:18] Gregonzola: Evidently not.
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: Oh. Yeah, I heard about that on the radio.
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: I'm not mourning. But I respect the personal space of those who are.
[08:19] KrakMunky69: nope greg
[08:19] KrakMunky69: havi, we first glimpsed them in hackers when i was 13 and then the unrated cut of gia when i was 16......it's kind of sacred to teenage me
[08:20] MISS HAVISHAM: Krak, do you want a hug
[08:21] Gregonzola: I think to comfort Krak about the loss of Jolie boobs, you have to have an enormous rack.
[08:21] MISS HAVISHAM: lolz
[08:21] KrakMunky69: no, i can make it through this. i have to be strong
[08:21] KrakMunky69: DONOTWANT
[08:22] Gregonzola: Denise Richards would do fine.
[08:22] KrakMunky69: >.>
[08:22] Gregonzola: Jessica Alba is a great alternative, too.
[08:23] KrakMunky69: bah alba has never done nudity
[08:23] KrakMunky69: the closest was in machete but they digitally edited out her bra and panties for that so it doesn't count
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: krak, has anyone ever accused you of being picky and demanding
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: or can i be the first
[08:24] Gregonzola: Guys, it's okay. Jolie had them reconstructed.
[08:24] KrakMunky69: lol rose mcgowan would be acceptable but that chick has done awful things to her face lately
[08:24] MISS HAVISHAM: BETTER THAN EVER
[08:24] KrakMunky69: the plastic surgeon has not been kind
[08:26] MISS HAVISHAM: well, that'sa nother story.
[08:26] Gregonzola: It's boobs and guys. We love boobs. It's embedded on the Y chromosome, unfortunately.
[08:26] Gregonzola: We're stuck with it.
[08:30] Everybody: Oh good, we're talking about boobs.
[08:30] Gregonzola: Yay, boobs!
[08:31] Gregonzola: Jolie lost hers, but she found them. Alba has nice ones, but she's a tease and won't show them off.
[08:31] Gregonzola: Denise Richards has always had great ones, but she bred with Charlie Sheen.
[08:31] MISS HAVISHAM: this is a well-researched treatise, greg
[08:31] Gregonzola: Thank you. I try to be thorough.
[08:32] Everybody hmms. Denise Richards?
[08:33] KrakMunky69: meh denise richards has fake boobs. not attractive imo
[08:33] Gregonzola: Pooch is cool with her despite the Sheen dalliance.
[08:33] Gregonzola: WHAT? They're FAKE?
[08:33] Everybody looks up who that is. She looks misconfigured.
[08:33] Gregonzola: Krak, you've shattered my dreams.
[08:33] Gregonzola: Dammit dammit dammit.
[08:33] KrakMunky69: you can't tell greg?
[08:34] KrakMunky69: dude, i could tell the first time i saw wild things
[08:34] Everybody is a motherfucking sorcerer, so I have to extend professional courtesy.
[08:34] MISS HAVISHAM: lol
[08:34] KrakMunky69: they don't move like real breasts, far too firm
[08:34] Everybody: Damn. Got up to get coffee and missed a nice butt going by my window slowly.
[08:35] Everybody: "More coffee for me, boss / 'cause I'm not as messed up as I want to be/"
[08:35] MISS HAVISHAM: oh, are we talking about butts now?
[08:36] Gregonzola: No, I can't tell. I guess I don't pay enough attention to boobs.
[08:36] Gregonzola hands in his man card
[08:36] KrakMunky69: tsk tsk
[08:36] Gregonzola: Next you're going to tell me Jordan Carver isn't real.
[08:36] PizzaDaHutt: mehh, fake or not, they are still boobs, if you dont notice oh well
[08:37] Gregonzola: Pizza, it matters to me.
[08:38] Gregonzola: I'll take natural Bs over big fake Ds.
[08:38] MISS HAVISHAM: why?
[08:38] PizzaDaHutt: i would too
[08:38] Gregonzola: I want 'em to look good out of clothes as well as in them.
[08:38] KrakMunky69: i'm the same way. i don't like fake
[08:39] PizzaDaHutt: if they are fake, i wont complain, but would prefer natural
[08:40] KrakMunky69: it's also a vanity thing for me. girls with fake breasts tend to be vain, attention seekers that are very insecure. not attractive qualities for me
[08:40] Everybody: Honestly, I'm just going to bend her over the furniture, so I'm not going to see them for long anyway.
[08:41] PizzaDaHutt: exactly
[08:41] MISS HAVISHAM: i admire this pragmatism