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[13:42] fantabulous: I had this idea the other day. Someone was talking about the whole "pick up artist" thing.
[13:42] fantabulous: So I thought I'd write a series of books on the topic, and create some expensive courses to go along with it.
[13:42] Gregonzola: I think that's a great idea, Fanta.
[13:42] fantabulous: Kind of like Rich Dad, Poor Dad, but for mindless casual sex instead of shady real estate dealings.
[13:42] Gregonzola: We need to establish some credentials for you.
[13:43] Gregonzola: "After reading this book, I want to bang her like a screen door in a hurricane."
[13:43] Gregonzola: There, that's an affirming quotation for you.
[13:43] fantabulous: I figure if I charge enough, none of these so called "pick up artists" would ever claim that it doesn't work.
[13:43] Big Daddy Grimm: "it made me so comfortable with women, I dont even wear wool SWEATERS anymore" - Redneck Robby
[13:44] Gregonzola: Grimmy's quotation is very good.
[13:44] fantabulous: Because it's my understanding that the last thing someone like that wants to admit is that he doesn't have sex constantly.
[13:47] Big Daddy Grimm: "thanks to this book, i get more ass than the toilet seat at grand central station"
[13:50] Big Daddy Grimm: "my penis hasnt been rubbed this raw since Janet Jackson had that nip slip at the superbowl!
[13:50] Big Daddy Grimm: think we got enough good quotes yet?
[13:53] fantabulous: Probably. I was going to be more deadpan in the astroturfed book reviews.
[13:54] fantabulous: "I had always had a lack of respect for women and always thought of them as mere sexual objects. Thanks to this book, I'm looking at 25 to life."
[13:55] Big Daddy Grimm: thats plagarism from the Mike Tyson Biography