Cats: The Origin Story

08:38] Gregonzola: It sounds lovely.
[08:38] Gregonzola: I'm moving to NC.
[08:39] Piter: You should just move to Kure Beach
[08:39] Piter: it's on Pleasure Island
[08:39] Gregonzola: I'm moving to Kure Beach.
[08:39] Gregonzola: I thought about Arizona, but snakes.
[08:39] Piter: accessible by Route 421, or a ferry from Southport, NC
[08:40] Gregonzola: Arizona needs St. Patrick to come by.
[08:40] MISS HAVISHAM: hmm, i haven't seen one, but they happen all the time
[08:40] MISS HAVISHAM: i don't mind snakes so much. in theory.
[08:40] MISS HAVISHAM: lizards in the house are weird, though
[08:40] MISS HAVISHAM: that's why god invented cats.
[08:41] Gregonzola: Omnom. Delicious lizards.
[08:41] Gregonzola: God created cats.
[08:41] Gregonzola: And cats were good in the sight of God.
[08:41] Gregonzola: Verily he saith unto the cats, "Go forth and suffer not a reptile to live upon the face of this land."
[08:42] Gregonzola: And the cats did misunderstand, thinking that they had been commanded to eat houseplants.
[08:42] Gregonzola: But eventually they caught on, but did not give up the house plant habit.
[08:43] Gregonzola: But cats, having been one time rebellious, were thrust out from the Garden of Eden.
[08:43] Gregonzola: Whereupon they did say, "Cool with us. Too many rules there anyway. Peace out."
[08:43] MISS HAVISHAM: seems legit