I've never wondered that until now

[14:00] Everybody: This whole "teleporting INTO prison thing" could be the start of a great women-behind-bars movie.
[14:00] Everybody: So, we need a chick who would bang nightcrawler.
[14:00] Everybody: I mean, seriously, why do you think his name is "Nightcrawler"?
[14:00] Everybody: We can call him "Darkstalker" or something for this.
[14:04] Everybody: There's going to be this scene where he teleports from orifice to orifice.
[14:06] Everybody: Oh, you don't do AtM?
[14:06] Everybody: *bamf bamf*  
[14:07] Big Daddy Grimm: thats why those x-women wear the skin tight stuff
[14:08] Big Daddy Grimm: cause nightcrawler can only go somewhere he can see
[14:08] Everybody: OH HO.
[14:08] Big Daddy Grimm: Camel toe? Danke shen. BAMF
[14:08] Everybody: BAMFITYBAMFBAMFBAMF.
[14:09] Big Daddy Grimm: i just pictured Colossus waving his metal penis at storm saying "make it rain!"
[14:10] Big Daddy Grimm: i wonder if rust is an issue...
[14:10] Everybody: "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
[14:10] Big Daddy Grimm: i also wonder if he ejacualtes wd-40  
[14:10] Everybody: As long as he gets a running start, he can just keep impaling them. -hic-
[14:11] Everybody: In fact, poor Cyclops, he has one of the least useful-in-bed powers.
[14:12] Big Daddy Grimm: juggernaught is like the porn energizer bunny.
[14:12] Everybody: "Do you want me to .. heat up that oil for you?"
[14:12] Everybody: That's about it.
[14:12] Everybody: Storm gives the best BJs.
[14:12] Big Daddy Grimm: he keeps coming and coming and coming....
[14:12] Big Daddy Grimm: and rogue has had every x-man AND x-woman in her at some point...
[14:13] Big Daddy Grimm: it would be hard to bang a telepath...she KNOWS when you are picturing someone else...