[12:36] Avatar
of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I'm moving in.
[12:36]
Avatar of
Sneaky JarlsBoris: Well, into the yard.
[12:36]
Avatar of
Sneaky JarlsBoris: You'll never even know I'm there.
[12:36]
Everybody:
Until the cops show up?
[12:37] Avatar
of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I mean, you may catch glimpses of me
every now and then, or hear rustling in the bushes or strange howls at
night.
[12:37] Avatar
of Sneaky JarlsBoris: But that's no big deal. It'll be like
having your very own Sasquatch!
[12:37] Everybody:
Eh. The dogs will come out and pee on whatever you peed on.
[12:38]
Avatar of
Sneaky JarlsBoris: What would happen if I peed on the dogs?
[12:38]
Avatar of
Sneaky JarlsBoris: Would they go insane?
[12:38]
fantabulous:
I'd be worried about Thom peeing on my dogs in that situation.
[12:38] fantabulous:
Maybe they'd bite your dick, Thom.
[12:39] Avatar
of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Maybe. Or maybe they'd be pee-soaked
dogs.
[12:39] fantabulous:
My dog would just pee on you, most likely. Maybe try to tackle you and
hump you to assert his dominance.
[12:39] fantabulous:
And certainly he'd expect you to pet him while he's soaked with your urine.
[12:39] Avatar
of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I would punch your dog in the mouth
and call him a fag, and tell him to fight me like a real man.
[12:40]
Everybody:
Heh. George would just think you were playing.
[12:41] fantabulous:
If you punched my dog in the mouth, he'd bite your dick off and call you a
bitch.
[12:41] MISS
HAVISHAM: this is a very violent, urine-soaked conversation
[12:41]
MISS HAVISHAM:
i approve
[12:41] fantabulous:
Then expect you to pet him while he's soaked in your dick blood.
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