Wednesday, May 22, 2013

That would be unsightly

[12:36] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I'm moving in.
[12:36] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Well, into the yard.
[12:36] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: You'll never even know I'm there.
[12:36] Everybody: Until the cops show up?
[12:37] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I mean, you may catch glimpses of me every now and then, or hear rustling in the bushes or strange howls at night.
[12:37] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: But that's no big deal. It'll be like having your very own Sasquatch!
[12:37] Everybody: Eh. The dogs will come out and pee on whatever you peed on.
[12:38] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: What would happen if I peed on the dogs?
[12:38] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Would they go insane?
[12:38] fantabulous: I'd be worried about Thom peeing on my dogs in that situation.
[12:38] fantabulous: Maybe they'd bite your dick, Thom.
[12:39] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Maybe. Or maybe they'd be pee-soaked dogs.
[12:39] fantabulous: My dog would just pee on you, most likely. Maybe try to tackle you and hump you to assert his dominance.
[12:39] fantabulous: And certainly he'd expect you to pet him while he's soaked with your urine.
[12:39] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I would punch your dog in the mouth and call him a fag, and tell him to fight me like a real man.
[12:40] Everybody: Heh. George would just think you were playing.
[12:41] fantabulous: If you punched my dog in the mouth, he'd bite your dick off and call you a bitch.
[12:41] MISS HAVISHAM: this is a very violent, urine-soaked conversation
[12:41] MISS HAVISHAM: i approve
[12:41] fantabulous: Then expect you to pet him while he's soaked in your dick blood.

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