If you'll be my bodyguard

hAm Salad Sandwich: my neighbor just stopped by and borrowed a cup of sugar

hAm Salad Sandwich: what is this 1950?

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: They were casing the joint!

hAm Salad Sandwich: I woke up in the middle of a cold war cliche

hAm Salad Sandwich: she's kinda cute

hAm Salad Sandwich: my building is full of cute girls, actually

hAm Salad Sandwich: i can't wait for the summertime when the pool is open

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I'm moving in, Matnz.

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: You need a fat bearded sidekick

hAm Salad Sandwich: I'll be like thom at an all you can eat buffet

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: If sitcoms ever taught me anything, it's that.

hAm Salad Sandwich: haha thom you would be an amazing sidekick

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Two plates and you feel ashamed?

hAm Salad Sandwich: pretty much

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: So you just hit the soft serve repeatedly?

hAm Salad Sandwich: "sir! you can't take the steam trays!"

hAm Salad Sandwich: haha soft serve

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Leaving with pockets full of shrimp.

Sadlarious and Shidiotic

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: So, remember my shitty phone survey job?

Piter: sure

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: They apparently never got the message that I quit oh so many months ago. -hic-

Gregonzola: They didn't fire your ass for not showing up?

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: They called me today and asked if I still wanted to work there, and what hours I wanted.

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Haha. Nope.

hAm Salad Sandwich: my old job was paying for my health insurance for 6 months after i quit. dumbasses

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I haven't been there for fucking like, four months!

Gregonzola: They must really, really need phone lackeys, Thom. And Mantz, that's awesome.

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And I told them to give me every available shift.

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Because I fucking need money.

Gregonzola: Well, heck. Go get you some dough!

hAm Salad Sandwich: tell them you won't come back until they pay you for those 4 months that you dutifully showed up and never recieved a paycheck

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I just realized

Gregonzola: haha.

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: This is technically the longest I have ever held a job.

hAm Salad Sandwich: haha thom that's sadlarious

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: 9 months! Woo!

hAm Salad Sandwich: oh, i learned a new word today. shidiotic

miss havisham: sadlarious. love it.

Fueled by Pure Cream

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And being an adult is fun.

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: This morning I woke up at 7am, made myself a huge banana split, and watched cartoons. And no one can tell me not to!

Gregonzola: Haha.

Gregonzola: Okay, that's a great adulthood.

Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: It's what keeps me going most days. Ice cream breakfasts.

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Native Languages

mISs hAviSHAM: FREE FOODZ

mISs hAviSHAM: and class is osver -hic-

mISs hAviSHAM: *and* i found my 2:30 appointment upstairs and met with her over (free) lunch instead -hic-

hAm Salad Sandwich: osver class is the best class

mISs hAviSHAM: havi: winning at Friday

mISs hAviSHAM: typo is my native language

hAm Salad Sandwich: mine oot!

Those are nacho cookies

[12:08] screechpowers: my refrigerator is filled with leftover superbowl nachos
[12:09] Piter: You should drive them to me.
[12:09] screechpowers: they wouldn't survive the journey
[12:09] screechpowers: plus i'm pretty sure i put cookies in the same container
[12:09] Carling: mmmm soggy nachos
[12:09] Piter: I'm sure they would if you put them in a cooler.
[12:10] screechpowers: mixed with cookies
[12:10] screechpowers: carl the queso is separate
[12:10] screechpowers: do you think me some kind of monster?    

Drive it like you stole it

[09:21] screechpowers: I saw my car go driving by and I was like oh no my car is stolen
[09:21] KrakMunky69: LOL
[09:21] screechpowers: Then I realized I was at the mechanic
[09:21] Everybody: Whoa, screech, paranoid much?
[09:22] screechpowers: People here probably think I'm high
[09:22] mISs hAviSHAM: omg that is me EVERY TIME screech
[09:22] KrakMunky69: ......are you?
[09:22] mISs hAviSHAM: what is that guy doing in my car????
[09:22] screechpowers: I didnt eat breakfast!
[09:22] screechpowers: I'm naturally high
[09:22] Gregonzola: Weed is natural.
[09:22] screechpowers: I mean without outside assistance
[09:23] Shoo86: lmao screech did you say it outloud?
[09:23] Everybody: Endo- vs extra-
[09:23] screechpowers: Yesssss
[09:23] Shoo86: lmaoooooo
[09:23] mISs hAviSHAM: lmao
[09:23] Shoo86: awesome
[09:23] screechpowers: Man
[09:24] mISs hAviSHAM: stolen bananas
[09:24] screechpowers: This is after me laughing spontaneously at grimm's joke
[09:24] screechpowers: I'm now the crazy lady
[09:24] KrakMunky69: lol you just need to mumble to yourself about getting home to feed your 20 cats now
[09:24] Gregonzola: (Crazy lady is not new status for Screech.)