[10:47] Everybody:
I think I would like cake more if I ate it with my dong than with my
tongue.
[11:35] Everybody:
Take your pills with urine. Then you won't care about the taste of the
pills. -hic-
[13:35] Everybody:
This is entirely a metaphor for anal fisting.
[13:56] Everybody:
Toilet barbie is kind of kinky.
[14:26] Everybody:
In which case, congratulations on the purchase of your frankencock.
[14:27] Everybody:
I was thinking "Frankenweenie", which I think was the title of Bobbit's
porno?
[10:47] Everybody:
FISTING -hic-
[10:41] Everybody:
It's times like this that I wish I had a 12 inch tongue with a hollow tube in
the middle of it.
[10:41]
Everybody:
Makes up for not being able to swing a hammer.
[08:24] Everybody:
Kielbasa pneumonia?
[08:25] Everybody:
Shoving a sausage so far down your throat that it gets in your lungs.
[09:36] Everybody:
Man. If everyone in /newbie announced everytime they jerked it, the mods
would be really busy.
[13:48] Everybody:
Life ain't perfect. Grab your ankles.
[10:27] Everybody:
Dick damage draws all types.
[10:28] Everybody:
Also, "Dick Damage" is now Mantz's porn star name.
[20:03] Everybody:
If you're going to be a motherfucking princess, you better dress like one!
[20:24] Everybody:
OMg. I blew into the laptop fan to try to clean it, and it was like a dust
elemental tried to throatfuck me.
Everybody: You look at a Lincoln log, they look like they've got convenient spaces carved out in them.. like to use as a Barbie teeter-totter.
[09:18] Everybody:
Man. The only sex toy in this house is the floppy purple dick. And me.
Maybe I need to fix that. -hic-
[08:29] Everybody:
Also "enterococcus". That's exactly how I like to be addressed on a Sunday
morning.
[09:59] Everybody:
If she's vain, put it in her butt.
[11:48] Everybody:
Yup. Let's just agree that it'd be more dangerous to try to fuck a giant
squid than an ape.
[07:43] Everybody:
Haha. The flies are angry because I stole their poopfeast.
[09:33] Everybody:
Bring a rubber wakizashi and give her the "daisho" treatment.
[10:37] Everybody
hates on the tooth fairy. Bitch is hoarding all the stem cells.
[10:17] Everybody:
Can I make the piggies wear little Havi masks and do them in front of a
mirror?
[13:07] Everybody:
ONE SAC TO RULE THEM ALL
[16:41] MafOOsalah:
Divorce is cheap. It costs one bullet and a septic tank.
[16:43] MafOOsalah:
Why don't they make spiked condoms? Jeez.
[12:36] MafOOsalah:
Omg, I want a fucking cookies.
[21:00] zweitracht:
I stand alone on this one.
[21:00] zweitracht:
Like an erect penis on a mountaintop.
Everybody: Could you, would you with some sluts? Could you, would you in their butts?
[14:00] Everybody: Consensual activity between a man and an adult woman dressed up as a
pony...
[14:00] Everybody:
happens behind closed barn doors.
[14:01] Everybody:
"Were you born in a barn, kid?" "No, I was conceived there."
[11:11] Everybody:
Your hair needs levitra.
[14:02] Everybody:
There are no scrotum-coloured budgies!
[09:37] Everybody:
Vodka and poontang!
[09:55] Everybody:
TEABAG THE WHOLE VILLAGE
[09:55] Everybody:
It takes a village, Oprah. A village getting teabagged.
[11:30] Everybody:
Also, when are 'Aztec Ren Faires' going to become popular so I can run a
snack stand called 'Pretzelcoatl'?
[14:37] Everybody:
Surely there's something in the pharmacy you can grind up and snort.
[09:13] Everybody:
RNG: Now, with extra cunt.
[13:01] Everybody:
Might as well teach him to masturbate with a fish scaler.
[11:10] Everybody:
Shitweasels.
[13:38] Everybody:
I tell /newb about my enormous penis at every opportunity, but none of
them are biting. Thankfully.
[14:51] Everybody:
It's not really blowing. He can hold still and I'll do the work.
Everybody: Bring me the cock of His Infernal Majesty.
[14:16] Everybody:
So I bought this tea called "organic throat coat."
[08:52] Everybody:
What about the special pickles that were marinated in a mixture of lime
and Hillary Clinton's vaginal juices?
[09:29] Everybody:
Huh. I think this slinky would fit my penis nicely if I tried.
[09:32]
Everybody:
I should probably try a plastic one before I go with metal.
Everybody: Origasmi. The ancient art of genital-folding.
[14:27] Everybody:
My work place environment DOES include all-you-can-eat porn buffet.
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