Observe my ASS!

[21:25] Gregonzola: My pet peeve this week is that we need to observe the 4th of July to the nearest Monday or Friday. -hic-
[21:26] MISS HAVISHAM: RIGHT? i want a three damned day weekend. dammit. fuckshit.
[21:26] MISS HAVISHAM: my computer judges me, fanta.
[21:26] MISS HAVISHAM: all i wanted to do was google "cat penis" and all these sirens went off
[21:26] Gregonzola: We actually passed the resolution July 2nd. We adopted the declaration July 4th. It's like a whole week thing anyway.
[21:26] fantabulous: Huh. Let me try that.
[21:26] Gregonzola: So give me a 3 day or the whole week, but none of this Thursday off shit.
[21:27] MISS HAVISHAM: right? my boss wants us to do workshops that Friday
[21:27] Gregonzola: Google bitchdicks.
[21:27] Gregonzola: What a bastard.
[21:27] Gregonzola: That's not cool.
[21:27] MISS HAVISHAM: i'm like, really, i want that workshop because you can guarantee no attendance
[21:27] Gregonzola: Workshops my hairy ass.
[21:27] MISS HAVISHAM: Workshops my WRINKLY ass
[21:28] MISS HAVISHAM: man, greg, together we have one sexy ass
[21:28] Gregonzola: Hairy and wrinkly, just the way Lee likes our moms.
[21:28] RAMONE: LOVES