Let them eat cake and wash the spoon

[10:47] Everybody: I think I would like cake more if I ate it with my dong than with my tongue.
[10:47] Everybody: Wait, is that a thing? Using your dong as a spoon to feed other people dessert?
[10:47] MISS HAVISHAM: it is now
[10:47] MISS HAVISHAM: you're coming over for dinner
[10:48] MISS HAVISHAM: we're having chocolate pudding for dessert.
[10:48] MISS HAVISHAM: sometimes life just works out.
[10:48] Everybody: Sometimes, I actually do get paid to be brilliant.
[10:50] Everybody: Well, err. Once the time comes, the spoon is useless for awhile. -hic-
[10:50] Fireproof Cheese: there is no spoon
[10:50] MISS HAVISHAM: we'll wait.
[10:51] Everybody: Perhaps if it were washed under warm water with a gentle soap.    
[10:53] MISS HAVISHAM: we can do that.
[10:53] MISS HAVISHAM: one sec is a full-service establishment