[11:33] Piter:
ew, the gross taste of pain relief
[11:34] Gregonzola:
Take your pills with orange juice.
[11:35] Piter:
I didn't have a drink at all ready, which was the problem. :/
[11:35]
Everybody:
Take your pills with urine. Then you won't care about the taste of the
pills. -hic-
[11:41] Piter:
I feel old taking pain meds daily.
[11:42] Gregonzola:
Why are you taking them daily?
[11:42] Piter:
I've still got a ton of pain from my split bone. It's ebbed as it's
healed. -hic-
[11:43] Everybody:
Dude, how did you split your bone?
[11:43] Piter:
by falling. I fell at an angle that put all my weight on 'em, and it
cracked down the center
[11:44] Nitron:
ouch
[11:44] Gregonzola:
I didn't even know you could do that. Which bone(s) did you split?
[11:44]
Everybody:
WT WT F.
[11:45] Piter:
I split the fibula and cracked the tibia.
[11:47]
Gregonzola:
Oh, that's pretty awful.
[11:47] Piter:
I'm part-machine now, consequently.
[11:47]
Piter:
Or at least, part-space shuttle
[11:47] Everybody:
Jesus, man.
[11:49] Gregonzola:
So, they pinned it up?
[11:49] Gregonzola:
And what the heck did you fall off of?
[11:49]
Piter:
Well, here's the thing.
[11:50] Gregonzola:
You were fueled by the grape?
[11:50] Piter:
They put screws in several places and a pretty bitchin' plate along the
left side of my left leg
[11:50] Gregonzola:
Knice.
[11:51] Piter:
As for the fall that caused it, I think it was a combination of alcohol
and low blaahd pressure.
[11:51] Piter:
I didn't fall off of anything, except maybe off of the world for a minute.
[11:52]
Piter:
I wake up and my girlfriend's above me, gesticulating wildly at my
ankleish area.
[11:52] Gregonzola:
Did you land on, I don't know, an axe?
[11:52]
Everybody:
Ohh. You blacked under. Gotcha.
[11:53] Gregonzola:
Traveling in a land blacked under.
[11:54] Everybody:
Someone smiled and made you a fibia sandwich.
[11:55]
Piter:
So yeah, got my sister and her fiance to come over ASAP and they managed
to haul me down the stairs of my apartment to urgent care. -hic-
[11:56]
Everybody:
And the doc-in-the-box said, "WOW!"
[11:56]
Everybody:
Actually, he said "WOWWIE!"
[11:56]
Everybody:
Then you realized you were upside down and he was screaming for his MOMMIE
after seeing that.
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