The drama continues

[13:34] Shoo86: im gonna end up with my hand down this toilet tonight, i can tell
[13:34] Gregonzola: If the clog is that far down, your hand won't do any good. You need a drain snake.
[13:35] Everybody: This is entirely a metaphor for anal fisting.
[13:35] Gregonzola: Yes.
[13:36] Gregonzola: If you were in a house, I'd say try getting the garden hose and giving it some pressure down the hole.
[13:36] Gregonzola: Might push the offending crap out of the trap.
[13:36] Everybody: Especially if you have one of those ballooning nozzles thingies.
[13:37] Gregonzola: Yep, I have one.
[13:38] Gregonzola: Shoo, you can borrow my expanding nozzle to clear your drain.
[13:39] Shoo86: i saw one of those
[13:39] Shoo86: but i had no way to hook it up to anything
[13:39] Shoo86: plus i thought the plunger would work
[13:39] Shoo86: brb
[13:40] Gregonzola: The plunger probably would if you could get it to seal.
[13:40] Gregonzola: I have yet to have a plunger fail me.
[13:41] Gregonzola: 'Course, I've never flushed a 5 course meal and a hedgehog down my crapper.
[13:42] Big Daddy Grimm: not without copious amounts of alcohol first