Tuesday, June 25, 2013

The Move

[11:19] Gregonzola: Jesa's good people.
[11:20] Everybody: I don't do gingers, but since I intend to remain celibate for life, this sounds like a wokrable arrangement.
[11:21] Gregonzola: You should make an exception for Jesa.
[11:21] Gregonzola: I don't think she's ready for celibacy.
[11:21] MISS HAVISHAM: she will have a whole new city at her doorstep, full of people who will help her avoid celibacy
[11:21] jesabele: As long as I can get mine on the side I don't care if he chooses celibacy
[11:21] Gregonzola: Fair point.
[11:22] Gregonzola: I don't think Pooch is the jealous type, especially since he really just wants your company.
[11:22] Everybody: Fine, how about a compromise. You don't get any on the side, and I agree to performing regular oral service.
[11:23] jesabele: oral service does not cut it. I need unicorns
[11:23] jesabele: I have only been orally serviced a few times in the last two years
[11:24] Everybody: Ok. Give me 3 months to prove that oral service CAN cut it.
[11:24] Gregonzola: For those who have forgotten, "unicorns" are orgasms that don't involve clitoral stimulation.
[11:24] Everybody: Then we'll revise or dissolve the contract.

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