Thursday, June 27, 2013

Great Band Name

[09:48] Gregonzola: One of my friends was discussing the enthralling topic of "If you had to make out with supreme court justice, which one would you go with?"
[09:48] Gregonzola: I think Roberts. He's hot.
[09:48] RAMONE: Dead or alive
[09:49] Gregonzola: Current. Dead would be more interesting.
[09:49] Gregonzola: So, let's change it.
[09:49] Gregonzola: Which would you go with, Lee, dead or alive?
[09:49] Gregonzola: What would a young Ginsberg look like? I may change my choice.
[09:50] RAMONE: Rufus Wheeler Peckham has dreamy eyes
[09:50] MISS HAVISHAM: o'connor please and thank you
[09:50] MISS HAVISHAM: although for a hatefuck, give me a night with scalia.
[09:51] MISS HAVISHAM: that man can hate like nobody else.
[09:51] Gregonzola: This is about appearance, not ideology. You've corrupted this discussion, Havi.
[09:51] RAMONE: I am starting a band called Hatefuck
[09:51] MISS HAVISHAM: Oh, people still care about appearance? Is this jr high?
[09:51] Gregonzola: I'm sure it exists.
[09:51] Gregonzola: Yes.
[09:51] Gregonzola: Haven't you been paying attention?
[09:51] MISS HAVISHAM: No, I've been staring out the window daydreaming about cute boys
[09:52] MISS HAVISHAM: it is jr high, after all
[09:52] RAMONE: If people didn't care about appearance I would not be wearing my Sunday Best like I am now
[09:52] Gregonzola: Thanks for fitting in.
[09:52] MISS HAVISHAM: would that be your darth vader mask and a pair of boxer briefs?
[09:52] RAMONE: Wtf are boxer briefs
[09:52] Gregonzola: Why do I imagine lederhosen as Lee's Sunday Best?
[09:52] RAMONE: but yes on the mask 
[09:54] RAMONE: I duct-taped a sherriff's badge from Tombstone, NM circa 1890 over my belly button and I am wearing crocs
[09:54] MISS HAVISHAM: is there an onion?
[09:54] RAMONE: always
[09:55] RAMONE: I could even afford a white one this time
[09:55] MISS HAVISHAM: then the verdict is: hawt 

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