Standards

[13:40] Gregonzola: [link] http:// www.thesun.co.uk/ sol/homepage/news/ 4967115/Caller- phoned-999-to-tell- police-his- prostitute-was- ugly.html
[13:40] Gregonzola: I'm not sure that's a 911 issue...
[13:41] MISS HAVISHAM: depends how much he paid?
[13:41] Fireproof Cheese: you only call 911 for emergencies, like when the pizza delivery guy is late
[13:41] Fireproof Cheese: or your neighbors steal your meth