Industrial Strength

[21:04] Lena Linguine: "could you turn on my power so I can use my industrial-strength vibrator?"
[21:04] Gregonzola: I'm thinking industrial strength would be overkill.
[21:04] Gregonzola: You're looking to stimulate, not rip off. -hic-
[21:05] Shoo86: lmao
[21:05] Shoo86: SAYS YOU
[21:05] Lena Linguine: "can you turn on my power so I can use my hitachi magic wand?"
[21:05] Gregonzola: I don't know what that is, but it sounds like fun.
[21:06] Shoo86: i believe its the rolls royce of vibrators
[21:06] Lena Linguine: [link] http:// www.amazon.com/ Vibratex-HV-250R- Hitachi-Magic- Massager/dp/ B00005M1WE
[21:06] Gregonzola: Saweet!
[21:06] Gregonzola: Okay, so what makes it better than a regular vibrator?
[21:07] Lena Linguine: it's far more powerful
[21:07] Gregonzola: But will it make me waffles *while* getting me off?
[21:07] Lena Linguine: no, but your wife can't either.
[21:08] Gregonzola: I make the waffles, so I make them while she's getting me off. Division of labor, just like any good relationship.
[21:09] Lena Linguine: I wouldn't want to do that in a room with a stove.
[21:09] Lena Linguine: a hot stove
[21:09] Gregonzola: Wuss.
[21:09] Shoo86: haha
[21:09] Gregonzola: But you don't make waffles on a hot stove.
[21:10] Lena Linguine: I'd make waffles on a stove, cooking frozen ones
[21:10] Gregonzola: Those go in the toaster, silly.
[21:10] Gregonzola: And toasters are totally safe.
[21:11] Lena Linguine: I'd end up sticking my finger in the toaster accidentally
[21:11] Shoo86: >.>
[21:12] Lena Linguine: I couldn't concentrate on fucking in the kitchen (or blowing in the kitchen) and other appliances.
[21:12] Gregonzola: In the theoretical situation where I'd be making waffles, I wouldn't let you near the toaster. It'd be okay. But, we have once again confirmed that a Lena-Greg pairing wouldn't work.
[21:12] Gregonzola: Which is okay. We're both comfortable with that.
[21:13] Gregonzola: I like a little adventure and danger in my sex. I'm willing to risk burned buns for kitchen naughty.
[21:13] Shoo86: lol
[21:14] Lena Linguine: I'd fuck in the kitchen if all the appliances were unplugged.
[21:14] Shoo86 knows to never eat at greg's
[21:14] RAMONE: wat
[21:14] Shoo86: or lena's
[21:14] Gregonzola: I clean my damned counters you prude.
[21:14] Lena Linguine: shoo, there's not enough room in my kitchen.
[21:14] Gregonzola: Hey, Lee. We're discussing kitchen sex.
[21:14] Gregonzola: Lena feels the appliances are too dangerous.
[21:15] Lena Linguine: two people can't fit into my kitchen at the same time.
[21:15] RAMONE: wiping it with your butt doesn't count
[21:15] Shoo86: haha
[21:15] Lena Linguine: definitely no orgy
[21:15] Gregonzola: My ass is a freaking clorox wipe.
[21:15] RAMONE: Bleachbutt
[21:15] Gregonzola: If your floor's cleaned, there's nothing wrong with a kitchen orgy.
[21:17] Lena Linguine: I have a tiny kitchen.
[21:18] Gregonzola: Okay, so no more than three guys at once, Lena.
[21:18] Shoo86: if i hang out with any of you we are going out to eat
[21:18] Gregonzola: I love eating out.