[21:04] Lena
Linguine: "could you turn on my power so I can use my
industrial-strength vibrator?"
[21:04]
Gregonzola:
I'm thinking industrial strength would be overkill.
[21:04]
Gregonzola:
You're looking to stimulate, not rip off. -hic-
[21:05]
Shoo86:
lmao
[21:05] Shoo86:
SAYS YOU
[21:05] Lena
Linguine: "can you turn on my power so I can use my hitachi
magic wand?"
[21:05] Gregonzola:
I don't know what that is, but it sounds like fun.
[21:06]
Shoo86:
i believe its the rolls royce of vibrators
[21:06]
Lena Linguine:
[link]
http:// www.amazon.com/ Vibratex-HV-250R- Hitachi-Magic- Massager/dp/
B00005M1WE
[21:06] Gregonzola:
Saweet!
[21:06] Gregonzola:
Okay, so what makes it better than a regular vibrator?
[21:07]
Lena Linguine:
it's far more powerful
[21:07] Gregonzola:
But will it make me waffles *while* getting me off?
[21:07]
Lena Linguine:
no, but your wife can't either.
[21:08] Gregonzola:
I make the waffles, so I make them while she's getting me off. Division of
labor, just like any good relationship.
[21:09] Lena
Linguine: I wouldn't want to do that in a room with a stove.
[21:09]
Lena Linguine:
a hot stove
[21:09] Gregonzola:
Wuss.
[21:09] Shoo86:
haha
[21:09] Gregonzola:
But you don't make waffles on a hot stove.
[21:10]
Lena Linguine:
I'd make waffles on a stove, cooking frozen ones
[21:10]
Gregonzola:
Those go in the toaster, silly.
[21:10] Gregonzola:
And toasters are totally safe.
[21:11] Lena
Linguine: I'd end up sticking my finger in the toaster
accidentally
[21:11] Shoo86:
>.>
[21:12] Lena
Linguine: I couldn't concentrate on fucking in the kitchen
(or blowing in the kitchen) and other appliances.
[21:12]
Gregonzola:
In the theoretical situation where I'd be making waffles, I wouldn't let
you near the toaster. It'd be okay. But, we have once again confirmed that
a Lena-Greg pairing wouldn't work.
[21:12] Gregonzola:
Which is okay. We're both comfortable with that.
[21:13]
Gregonzola:
I like a little adventure and danger in my sex. I'm willing to risk burned
buns for kitchen naughty.
[21:13] Shoo86:
lol
[21:14] Lena
Linguine: I'd fuck in the kitchen if all the appliances
were unplugged.
[21:14] Shoo86
knows to never eat at greg's
[21:14] RAMONE:
wat
[21:14] Shoo86:
or lena's
[21:14] Gregonzola:
I clean my damned counters you prude.
[21:14]
Lena Linguine:
shoo, there's not enough room in my kitchen.
[21:14]
Gregonzola:
Hey, Lee. We're discussing kitchen sex.
[21:14]
Gregonzola:
Lena feels the appliances are too dangerous.
[21:15]
Lena Linguine:
two people can't fit into my kitchen at the same time.
[21:15]
RAMONE:
wiping it with your butt doesn't count
[21:15]
Shoo86:
haha
[21:15] Lena
Linguine: definitely no orgy
[21:15]
Gregonzola:
My ass is a freaking clorox wipe.
[21:15] RAMONE:
Bleachbutt
[21:15] Gregonzola:
If your floor's cleaned, there's nothing wrong with a kitchen orgy.
[21:17]
Lena Linguine:
I have a tiny kitchen.
[21:18] Gregonzola:
Okay, so no more than three guys at once, Lena.
[21:18]
Shoo86:
if i hang out with any of you we are going out to eat
[21:18]
Gregonzola:
I love eating out.
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