Whorses

[08:22] Everybody: I'm okay with being a celibate horselover.
[08:22] Gregonzola: Naw, you want to marry and fuck a horse, go for it. The horse won't care.
[08:23] Gregonzola: Just don't try to marry and fuck a cat, as that will injure the cat.
[08:23] Everybody: It's not the horse-fucking that bothers me, it's my bizarre desire to want to have a conversation with them afterward.
[08:23] Gregonzola: That's a good point. People keep expecting Mrs. Ed, and that just isn't happening, folks.
[08:24] Everybody: If you just want to fuck the horse, you should probably keep her as an equimistress or a whorse.