Plans for the Fourth

[21:30] fantabulous: So. I have Friday off this week if I want it.
[21:31] Gregonzola: Take it, Fanta!
[21:32] fantabulous: I think I will. But I'm tempted to try the whole 9 hour days thing again.
[21:33] fantabulous: I don't utterly need the money, though.
[21:33] RAMONE: udderly*
[21:33] Gregonzola: Not this Friday. This Friday you want to be sleeping off a good drunk after running around streaking with sparklers hanging out of your ass.
[21:33] Gregonzola: Actually, that was my plan until I heard I wasn't getting Friday off.
[21:33] Gregonzola: Bastards.
[21:34] MISS HAVISHAM: grego, normally i'd tell you not to tell me what i want
[21:34] MISS HAVISHAM: but in this case, you've nailed it
[21:34] Gregonzola: Well, I meant for Fanta, but it's a great plan for anyone.
[21:34] fantabulous: I don't think I'd want sparklers hanging out of my butt.
[21:34] Gregonzola: I know Lee's planning his route right now.
[21:34] RAMONE: better out than in
[21:34] Gregonzola: Fanta, it's perfectly safe if you duct tape them together far enough up the stem.