[13:56] MISS
HAVISHAM: i have no opinion on zombies, but i wish everyone
the safest experience possible should they come to pass
[13:57]
sYdney rebik:
braaaaaaaains
[13:58] Gregonzola:
They aren't terribly likely. Dead tissue doesn't have much energy storage.
[13:58]
Gregonzola:
Now, if you're talking zombie virus where they're not actually undead,
that's possible.
[13:58] Gregonzola:
In which case they probably could swim, but wouldn't make Hawaii. They'd
have to eat brains on the way or perish.
[13:58]
sYdney rebik:
the T virus
[13:59] sYdney
rebik: but what about the bodies buried in hawaii? lol
[13:59]
Gregonzola:
Hm. We're back to the aircraft carrier, then.
[13:59]
Gregonzola:
I'll need to build one.
[13:59] sYdney
rebik: just go into space like justin beiber
[14:00]
Gregonzola:
He mistreats his monkey. I will never be like Beiber.
[14:00]
MISS HAVISHAM:
he also drives too fast.
[14:00] MISS
HAVISHAM: we are full of Reasons Not To Be Bieber.
[14:01] sYdney
rebik: no primate species should ever be kept as a pet
[14:01]
MISS HAVISHAM:
i don't see the appeal.
[14:01] MISS
HAVISHAM: but i'd probably eat one.
[14:02] sYdney
rebik: that's (sort of) cannabalism
[14:02]
Gregonzola:
I think people think they're cute and don't realize they're usually both
wild and aggressive.
[14:02] sYdney
rebik: Unless it's a new world monkey. Then you're ok
[14:02]
MISS HAVISHAM:
like toddlers.
[14:03] sYdney
rebik: They THROW their SHIT. nuff said
[14:03]
MISS HAVISHAM:
i'd probably try human meat too, if I believed the donor was willing.
[14:03]
fantabulous:
If it was good enough for Michael Jackson, it's good enough for anyone.
[14:03]
MISS HAVISHAM:
I don't really care if people eat me after I'm dead.
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