That's not Beiber Fever

[13:56] MISS HAVISHAM: i have no opinion on zombies, but i wish everyone the safest experience possible should they come to pass
[13:57] sYdney rebik: braaaaaaaains
[13:58] Gregonzola: They aren't terribly likely. Dead tissue doesn't have much energy storage.
[13:58] Gregonzola: Now, if you're talking zombie virus where they're not actually undead, that's possible.
[13:58] Gregonzola: In which case they probably could swim, but wouldn't make Hawaii. They'd have to eat brains on the way or perish.
[13:58] sYdney rebik: the T virus
[13:59] sYdney rebik: but what about the bodies buried in hawaii? lol
[13:59] Gregonzola: Hm. We're back to the aircraft carrier, then.
[13:59] Gregonzola: I'll need to build one.
[13:59] sYdney rebik: just go into space like justin beiber
[14:00] Gregonzola: He mistreats his monkey. I will never be like Beiber.
[14:00] MISS HAVISHAM: he also drives too fast.
[14:00] MISS HAVISHAM: we are full of Reasons Not To Be Bieber.
[14:01] sYdney rebik: no primate species should ever be kept as a pet
[14:01] MISS HAVISHAM: i don't see the appeal.
[14:01] MISS HAVISHAM: but i'd probably eat one.
[14:02] sYdney rebik: that's (sort of) cannabalism
[14:02] Gregonzola: I think people think they're cute and don't realize they're usually both wild and aggressive.
[14:02] sYdney rebik: Unless it's a new world monkey. Then you're ok
[14:02] MISS HAVISHAM: like toddlers.
[14:03] sYdney rebik: They THROW their SHIT. nuff said
[14:03] MISS HAVISHAM: i'd probably try human meat too, if I believed the donor was willing.
[14:03] fantabulous: If it was good enough for Michael Jackson, it's good enough for anyone.
[14:03] MISS HAVISHAM: I don't really care if people eat me after I'm dead.