I often want one of those, too

[10:19] MISS HAVISHAM: you acquire an item: centipede eggs
[10:19] MISS HAVISHAM: where is the PUT IT BACK option?  
[10:21] Everybody: Note to all: Havi hates barfing more than buttsex.
[10:21] MISS HAVISHAM: OH JESUS THEY'RE A CONSUMABLE
[10:21] Everybody: Use this to your advantage.