Piehole

[10:28] Gregonzola: My next band will be Fountains of Pee. I'm trying to decide what genre we'll play.
[10:29] MISS HAVISHAM: make it Fountains of P so people can guess.
[10:29] Gregonzola: I'm not that subtle. So, I should probably play industrial hate rock.
[10:29] MISS HAVISHAM: "You dont think they mean PEE, do you?" "I don't know, let's go to the show"
[10:31] Gregonzola: Maybe I'll call it "Piehole."
[10:31] Gregonzola: The problem is I have no talent. Lee, what kind of music should I do if I have no talent?
[10:33] RAMONE: current pop
[10:33] Gregonzola: Can do.
[10:33] RAMONE: just get a computer with a drum machine and pitch corrector
[10:34] Gregonzola: Sweet.
[10:34] Gregonzola: Piehole could work for that. Bubblegum rock.
[10:35] Everybody: Your cover can feature a nude woman in a swing getting a perfect piece of cherry pie almost-inserted.
[10:36] RAMONE: why the swing
[10:36] MISS HAVISHAM: pooch's particular preferences are best not to inquire about
[10:36] MISS HAVISHAM: he might answer.
[10:36] Everybody: It gives you a better photo op.
[10:37] Everybody: I was mentally ripping off the gal in the swing who gets a twatful of a bottle of champagne.
[10:37] RAMONE: ah
[10:38] MISS HAVISHAM: i did not know that was a thing and probably did not need to know that was a thing
[10:38] RAMONE: knowledge is power