[10:28] Gregonzola:
My next band will be Fountains of Pee. I'm trying to decide what genre
we'll play.
[10:29] MISS
HAVISHAM: make it Fountains of P so people can guess.
[10:29]
Gregonzola:
I'm not that subtle. So, I should probably play industrial hate rock.
[10:29]
MISS HAVISHAM:
"You dont think they mean PEE, do you?" "I don't know, let's go to the
show"
[10:31] Gregonzola:
Maybe I'll call it "Piehole."
[10:31]
Gregonzola:
The problem is I have no talent. Lee, what kind of music should I do if I
have no talent?
[10:33] RAMONE:
current pop
[10:33] Gregonzola:
Can do.
[10:33] RAMONE:
just get a computer with a drum machine and pitch corrector
[10:34]
Gregonzola:
Sweet.
[10:34] Gregonzola:
Piehole could work for that. Bubblegum rock.
[10:35]
Everybody:
Your cover can feature a nude woman in a swing getting a perfect piece of
cherry pie almost-inserted.
[10:36] RAMONE:
why the swing
[10:36] MISS
HAVISHAM: pooch's particular preferences are best not to
inquire about
[10:36] MISS
HAVISHAM: he might answer.
[10:36]
Everybody:
It gives you a better photo op.
[10:37] Everybody:
I was mentally ripping off the gal in the swing who gets a twatful of a
bottle of champagne.
[10:37] RAMONE:
ah
[10:38] MISS
HAVISHAM: i did not know that was a thing and probably did
not need to know that was a thing
[10:38] RAMONE:
knowledge is power
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