[12:55] puCCini:
Ah. So "pencil trades" are all the rage, just like there were bite-trades
for the Haunted House.
[12:58] puCCini:
BUT WE CAN CALL THEM PENIS TRADES!
[13:01] Gregonzola:
You need detachable penises for that.
[13:01]
Gregonzola:
I think there's a song about those.
[13:03]
PizzaDaHutt:
wut
[13:03] Gregonzola:
Detachable penises. -hic-
[13:17]
Tiny Plastic
GrimmSpoon: ive been working on it for the past two days
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Looking for a good read?
[11:38] KrakMunky69:
dear clan, my neighbor has an unsecured wireless printer. what should i
print?
[11:39] Piter: ASCII piggy
[11:40] KrakMunky69: should i start small but like once daily in the hopes they don't secure it? or just like print a novel?
[11:40] Piter: War and Peace
[11:41] puCCini: ASCII PIGGY!
[11:41] KrakMunky69: either way the first page will be a trollface
[11:45] Gregonzola: ASCII Piggy is definitely the way to go.
[11:45] KrakMunky69: hmmm how about a self help book on alcoholism, google has a ton of them for free
[11:46] puCCini: There was a page-size ascii art of someone with a watch on their wrist flipping you off.
[11:46] puCCini: We used to spam that into ttys.
[11:46] puCCini: Over and over again.
[11:46] puCCini: On a slow modem, you just ended up hanging up.
[11:47] KrakMunky69: BWAHAHAH google has an entire category for "sexual instruction" books -hic-
[11:48] puCCini: Step 1: Insert penis.
[11:49] puCCini: Step 2: Almost remove penis.
[11:49] puCCini: Step 3: Go to step 1.
[11:49] KrakMunky69: WE HAVE A WINNER
[11:49] KrakMunky69: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake (Google eBook)"
[11:49] puCCini: Google: Selling you those things that Amazon won't.
[11:39] Piter: ASCII piggy
[11:40] KrakMunky69: should i start small but like once daily in the hopes they don't secure it? or just like print a novel?
[11:40] Piter: War and Peace
[11:41] puCCini: ASCII PIGGY!
[11:41] KrakMunky69: either way the first page will be a trollface
[11:45] Gregonzola: ASCII Piggy is definitely the way to go.
[11:45] KrakMunky69: hmmm how about a self help book on alcoholism, google has a ton of them for free
[11:46] puCCini: There was a page-size ascii art of someone with a watch on their wrist flipping you off.
[11:46] puCCini: We used to spam that into ttys.
[11:46] puCCini: Over and over again.
[11:46] puCCini: On a slow modem, you just ended up hanging up.
[11:47] KrakMunky69: BWAHAHAH google has an entire category for "sexual instruction" books -hic-
[11:48] puCCini: Step 1: Insert penis.
[11:49] puCCini: Step 2: Almost remove penis.
[11:49] puCCini: Step 3: Go to step 1.
[11:49] KrakMunky69: WE HAVE A WINNER
[11:49] KrakMunky69: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake (Google eBook)"
[11:49] puCCini: Google: Selling you those things that Amazon won't.
Monday, July 29, 2013
Vaginal Spelunking
[14:23] Everybody:
Dammit, Shoo. Get in their and optimize our dungeon plan.
[14:24] miss havisham: Get in their... what? this sounds hawt.
[14:24] Everybody: Oh no. Homophoned!
[14:24] miss havisham: Get in their panties and...
[14:26] Everybody: go vaginal spelunking.
[14:30] fantabulous: No one ever offers to get my panties.
[14:31] Everybody: Oh. Are you wearing some for a change?
[14:41] fantabulous: Should I not be? I want to avoid hanging chads.
[14:42] Everybody: I'm no expert on panties. -hic-
[14:42] Everybody: I expect them to be removed before crossing the bedroom threshold anyway.
[14:43] miss havisham: I'm picturing a 7-foot pile of hundreds of pairs of discarded panties
[14:43] miss havisham: outside the door to Pooch's bedroom, like a weird tourist attraction
[14:44] Everybody: I'd have to move the stuffed animals. :/
[14:44] miss havisham: you could incorporate them into the pile.
[14:44] miss havisham: that'd be artistic *and* creepy
[14:45] miss havisham: besides, there's a suitable empty space there. the stuffed animals could just look down on the display.
[14:45] miss havisham: or... out. up. depending on their vantage point.
[14:46] Everybody: I could set up little tightropes and make it look like the stuffies are trying desperately not to fall into pantyland.
[14:46] miss havisham: Yes! See? You ARE an artist.
[14:24] miss havisham: Get in their... what? this sounds hawt.
[14:24] Everybody: Oh no. Homophoned!
[14:24] miss havisham: Get in their panties and...
[14:26] Everybody: go vaginal spelunking.
[14:30] fantabulous: No one ever offers to get my panties.
[14:31] Everybody: Oh. Are you wearing some for a change?
[14:41] fantabulous: Should I not be? I want to avoid hanging chads.
[14:42] Everybody: I'm no expert on panties. -hic-
[14:42] Everybody: I expect them to be removed before crossing the bedroom threshold anyway.
[14:43] miss havisham: I'm picturing a 7-foot pile of hundreds of pairs of discarded panties
[14:43] miss havisham: outside the door to Pooch's bedroom, like a weird tourist attraction
[14:44] Everybody: I'd have to move the stuffed animals. :/
[14:44] miss havisham: you could incorporate them into the pile.
[14:44] miss havisham: that'd be artistic *and* creepy
[14:45] miss havisham: besides, there's a suitable empty space there. the stuffed animals could just look down on the display.
[14:45] miss havisham: or... out. up. depending on their vantage point.
[14:46] Everybody: I could set up little tightropes and make it look like the stuffies are trying desperately not to fall into pantyland.
[14:46] miss havisham: Yes! See? You ARE an artist.
What's your Carlos Danger Name?
[10:50] Gregonzola:
[link]
http:// www.slate.com/ articles/ news_and_politics/ low_concept/2013/07/
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[10:51] Gregonzola: I'm Guillermo Verboten.
[10:54] jesabele: Mario Evil
[10:55] miss havisham: loading... loading...
[10:56] Gregonzola: Ooh, Jesa's sounds dangerous.
[10:56] Everybody: Jesa's IS dangerous.
[10:56] Everybody: Red snapper.
[10:56] miss havisham: Javier Jeopardy
[10:56] Shoo86: chomp
[10:56] jesabele: I think this should me a multi theme
[10:57] miss havisham: lol
[10:59] Piter: My full name is "Fabricio Menace"
[10:51] Gregonzola: I'm Guillermo Verboten.
[10:54] jesabele: Mario Evil
[10:55] miss havisham: loading... loading...
[10:56] Gregonzola: Ooh, Jesa's sounds dangerous.
[10:56] Everybody: Jesa's IS dangerous.
[10:56] Everybody: Red snapper.
[10:56] miss havisham: Javier Jeopardy
[10:56] Shoo86: chomp
[10:56] jesabele: I think this should me a multi theme
[10:57] miss havisham: lol
[10:59] Piter: My full name is "Fabricio Menace"
Of Livestock and Photophobia
[10:07] miss
havisham: livestock: not my thing, sexually speaking.
[10:10] Gregonzola: Yet.
[10:11] Gregonzola: You need to come to Germany with us.
[10:11] miss havisham: I don't know, are one's sexual preferences pretty well set by adulthood?
[10:11] Everybody: Ascii piggy!
[10:11] Everybody: It depends on the personality type.
[10:11] Everybody: Some people's are, some aren't.
[10:12] Everybody: Both can be adjusted with the proper use of psychotropics or intense pleasure.
[10:13] miss havisham: why adjust? i like what i like.
[10:13] miss havisham: piggies not included.
[10:14] Everybody: Sure, but you could like so much more!
[10:14] Gregonzola: Sometimes people really want to adjust.
[10:14] Everybody: Let's assume for a minute that life is this panorama of available ecstasy.
[10:14] Everybody: And you like the stuff over on the left.
[10:14] Gregonzola: I chatted with a psychiatrist who specialized in sexual therapy at a party once. When I found out what he did, I asked what his oddest case was.
[10:15] Everybody: Think how much richer your life would be if you also were to like that sheeps, the whips, the tattooing?
[10:15] Everybody: Heh. Couldn't resist, could you, Grego?
[10:15] Gregonzola: He worked with a guy who, during his adolescent years had no lock on his bedroom door. So, the guy would work it while holding the knob.
[10:15] miss havisham: i bet everyone asks him that.
[10:15] Gregonzola: The guy had become sexually stimulated by doorknobs.
[10:15] Gregonzola: The sight of them, the feel of them, etc.
[10:15] Everybody: Naturally.
[10:15] Gregonzola: With some serious aversion therapy, he was able to overcome it.
[10:16] Everybody: Makes sense. There is a certain perfume that whenever I smell it I think "it's fucking time!"
[10:16] Gregonzola: Yep.
[10:16] Gregonzola: Eventually you set up certain neural pathways.
[10:16] Gregonzola: You can retrain them, but it takes time.
[10:17] miss havisham: sounds like a lot of work.
[10:17] Gregonzola: For example, if we put a picture of Havi in front of you every time you banged a piggy, pretty soon you'd be stimulated by Havi instead of pigs.
[10:17] Gregonzola: Havi, it is!
[10:17] Everybody: Work is good for the soul.
[10:17] Everybody: Ohh.
[10:17] Gregonzola: But when you have a doorknob fetish, it's well worth it.
[10:17] Everybody: Can I make the piggies wear little Havi masks and do them in front of a mirror?
[10:17] Gregonzola: Absolutely.
[10:17] miss havisham: No.
[10:17] miss havisham: NO.
[10:17] miss havisham: YOU MAY NOT.
[10:17] Everybody: As long as the piggies are okay with it, that is.
[10:17] Everybody: And now Havi understands the true roots of my photophobia.
[10:18] miss havisham: "I don't let people take my photo because I'm afraid they will turn it into a mask for pigs to wear while they fuck them" is the root of your photophobia?
[10:19] Everybody: It's in the same category, yeah.
[10:10] Gregonzola: Yet.
[10:11] Gregonzola: You need to come to Germany with us.
[10:11] miss havisham: I don't know, are one's sexual preferences pretty well set by adulthood?
[10:11] Everybody: Ascii piggy!
[10:11] Everybody: It depends on the personality type.
[10:11] Everybody: Some people's are, some aren't.
[10:12] Everybody: Both can be adjusted with the proper use of psychotropics or intense pleasure.
[10:13] miss havisham: why adjust? i like what i like.
[10:13] miss havisham: piggies not included.
[10:14] Everybody: Sure, but you could like so much more!
[10:14] Gregonzola: Sometimes people really want to adjust.
[10:14] Everybody: Let's assume for a minute that life is this panorama of available ecstasy.
[10:14] Everybody: And you like the stuff over on the left.
[10:14] Gregonzola: I chatted with a psychiatrist who specialized in sexual therapy at a party once. When I found out what he did, I asked what his oddest case was.
[10:15] Everybody: Think how much richer your life would be if you also were to like that sheeps, the whips, the tattooing?
[10:15] Everybody: Heh. Couldn't resist, could you, Grego?
[10:15] Gregonzola: He worked with a guy who, during his adolescent years had no lock on his bedroom door. So, the guy would work it while holding the knob.
[10:15] miss havisham: i bet everyone asks him that.
[10:15] Gregonzola: The guy had become sexually stimulated by doorknobs.
[10:15] Gregonzola: The sight of them, the feel of them, etc.
[10:15] Everybody: Naturally.
[10:15] Gregonzola: With some serious aversion therapy, he was able to overcome it.
[10:16] Everybody: Makes sense. There is a certain perfume that whenever I smell it I think "it's fucking time!"
[10:16] Gregonzola: Yep.
[10:16] Gregonzola: Eventually you set up certain neural pathways.
[10:16] Gregonzola: You can retrain them, but it takes time.
[10:17] miss havisham: sounds like a lot of work.
[10:17] Gregonzola: For example, if we put a picture of Havi in front of you every time you banged a piggy, pretty soon you'd be stimulated by Havi instead of pigs.
[10:17] Gregonzola: Havi, it is!
[10:17] Everybody: Work is good for the soul.
[10:17] Everybody: Ohh.
[10:17] Gregonzola: But when you have a doorknob fetish, it's well worth it.
[10:17] Everybody: Can I make the piggies wear little Havi masks and do them in front of a mirror?
[10:17] Gregonzola: Absolutely.
[10:17] miss havisham: No.
[10:17] miss havisham: NO.
[10:17] miss havisham: YOU MAY NOT.
[10:17] Everybody: As long as the piggies are okay with it, that is.
[10:17] Everybody: And now Havi understands the true roots of my photophobia.
[10:18] miss havisham: "I don't let people take my photo because I'm afraid they will turn it into a mask for pigs to wear while they fuck them" is the root of your photophobia?
[10:19] Everybody: It's in the same category, yeah.
Friday, July 26, 2013
Clansion
[13:48] KrakMunky69:
we should start playing powerball as a clan and then just buy a mansion
[13:48] screechpowers: yes mansion
[13:48] Piter: Nah, Krak.
[13:48] Piter: An island.
[13:48] screechpowers: with perrier flowing from the taps
[13:48] Gregonzola: A Clansion?
[13:48] screechpowers: haha
[13:48] Piter: and we can have little houses all over it
[13:48] KrakMunky69: an island with a mansion on it
[13:48] screechpowers: and we can fight over a conch shell
[13:49] Piter: there can be a central mansion
[13:49] Piter: with smaller, more reasonable, and private homes for us all
[13:49] screechpowers: i just want a hammock, shade and frozen cocktails
[13:49] Piter looks at privateislandsonline .com fairly regularly.
[13:49] KrakMunky69: screech is already going all lord of the flies on us
[13:49] screechpowers: and a supply of fun things to read
[13:49] screechpowers: haha piter, i've been to that site
[13:50] Gregonzola: If we're going to build a Clansion with a Clanpound, we sould probably build it in appropriate private compound location. How do you guys feel about Montana?
[13:50] KrakMunky69: the site i keep up with is the missile silo houses
[13:50] KrakMunky69: there is one in upstate new york that is reasonable. looks like a log cabin and it has it's own runway
[13:50] Piter: Is it an island?
[13:50] KrakMunky69: nah it's on a mountain
[13:50] screechpowers: i probably wouldn't move to montana... but i hear its nice
[13:51] Gregonzola: Well, this won't work without screech.
[13:51] Gregonzola: Where should be build the clan compound?
[13:51] Piter: Back to the private island drawing board
[13:51] Piter: A private island
[13:51] screechpowers: i like beach or mountains
[13:51] screechpowers: but just not montana, idaho or either dakota
[13:52] Gregonzola: Picky about your mountains, huh?
[13:52] screechpowers: im taking this sooo seriously
[13:52] screechpowers: haha
[13:52] KrakMunky69: or Wyoming
[13:52] screechpowers: i would be ok with Wyoming...
[13:52] Piter: See, I don't do mountains
[13:52] KrakMunky69: nah Wyoming is full of hicks
[13:52] Piter: I have terribly sensitive ears
[13:52] screechpowers: piter you like beach?
[13:52] screechpowers: what about mountains at the beach
[13:52] screechpowers: st. thomas it is!
[13:52] Gregonzola: No wonder we live all over the U.S. No way we're all agreeing
[13:53] KrakMunky69: ok how about we do what the crazy rich people are doing now, we build our own island
[13:53] Piter: I looooove the beach. Lived on Cape Cod and the Lowcountry literally all my life
[13:53] Gregonzola: We're hard to please.
[13:53] KrakMunky69: we go out into the ocean, sink some pylons, build an island and then we will have our own sovereign country
[13:53] screechpowers: i like the beach too
[13:54] screechpowers: i'm cool with that
[13:54] KrakMunky69: we can make mantz the king
[13:54] KrakMunky69: and put his face on our money
[13:54] Piter starts planning a coup already.
[13:54] Big Daddy Grimm: dibs on the minsiter of sexual escapades department job
[13:54] Everybody: Sexual ICE capades.
[13:54] KrakMunky69: on the back of the money we have the trollface
[13:55] Gregonzola: We don't need money. We can trade shells and sexual favors.
[13:55] Piter: wait, does that mean I can write the national anthem? :D
[13:55] Gregonzola: No, you charge too much.
[13:55] KrakMunky69: yea but it would be fun to print our own money to fuck with tourists
[13:55] Gregonzola: We'll go with NIN "Head like a hole."
[13:56] Gregonzola: See, with sexual favors as currency, fucking with tourists would be money.
[13:56] Gregonzola: Bow down before the Mantz you serve.
[13:56] Piter: I am NOT blowing pooch to get a bag of rice. No way in hell.
[13:48] screechpowers: yes mansion
[13:48] Piter: Nah, Krak.
[13:48] Piter: An island.
[13:48] screechpowers: with perrier flowing from the taps
[13:48] Gregonzola: A Clansion?
[13:48] screechpowers: haha
[13:48] Piter: and we can have little houses all over it
[13:48] KrakMunky69: an island with a mansion on it
[13:48] screechpowers: and we can fight over a conch shell
[13:49] Piter: there can be a central mansion
[13:49] Piter: with smaller, more reasonable, and private homes for us all
[13:49] screechpowers: i just want a hammock, shade and frozen cocktails
[13:49] Piter looks at privateislandsonline .com fairly regularly.
[13:49] KrakMunky69: screech is already going all lord of the flies on us
[13:49] screechpowers: and a supply of fun things to read
[13:49] screechpowers: haha piter, i've been to that site
[13:50] Gregonzola: If we're going to build a Clansion with a Clanpound, we sould probably build it in appropriate private compound location. How do you guys feel about Montana?
[13:50] KrakMunky69: the site i keep up with is the missile silo houses
[13:50] KrakMunky69: there is one in upstate new york that is reasonable. looks like a log cabin and it has it's own runway
[13:50] Piter: Is it an island?
[13:50] KrakMunky69: nah it's on a mountain
[13:50] screechpowers: i probably wouldn't move to montana... but i hear its nice
[13:51] Gregonzola: Well, this won't work without screech.
[13:51] Gregonzola: Where should be build the clan compound?
[13:51] Piter: Back to the private island drawing board
[13:51] Piter: A private island
[13:51] screechpowers: i like beach or mountains
[13:51] screechpowers: but just not montana, idaho or either dakota
[13:52] Gregonzola: Picky about your mountains, huh?
[13:52] screechpowers: im taking this sooo seriously
[13:52] screechpowers: haha
[13:52] KrakMunky69: or Wyoming
[13:52] screechpowers: i would be ok with Wyoming...
[13:52] Piter: See, I don't do mountains
[13:52] KrakMunky69: nah Wyoming is full of hicks
[13:52] Piter: I have terribly sensitive ears
[13:52] screechpowers: piter you like beach?
[13:52] screechpowers: what about mountains at the beach
[13:52] screechpowers: st. thomas it is!
[13:52] Gregonzola: No wonder we live all over the U.S. No way we're all agreeing
[13:53] KrakMunky69: ok how about we do what the crazy rich people are doing now, we build our own island
[13:53] Piter: I looooove the beach. Lived on Cape Cod and the Lowcountry literally all my life
[13:53] Gregonzola: We're hard to please.
[13:53] KrakMunky69: we go out into the ocean, sink some pylons, build an island and then we will have our own sovereign country
[13:53] screechpowers: i like the beach too
[13:54] screechpowers: i'm cool with that
[13:54] KrakMunky69: we can make mantz the king
[13:54] KrakMunky69: and put his face on our money
[13:54] Piter starts planning a coup already.
[13:54] Big Daddy Grimm: dibs on the minsiter of sexual escapades department job
[13:54] Everybody: Sexual ICE capades.
[13:54] KrakMunky69: on the back of the money we have the trollface
[13:55] Gregonzola: We don't need money. We can trade shells and sexual favors.
[13:55] Piter: wait, does that mean I can write the national anthem? :D
[13:55] Gregonzola: No, you charge too much.
[13:55] KrakMunky69: yea but it would be fun to print our own money to fuck with tourists
[13:55] Gregonzola: We'll go with NIN "Head like a hole."
[13:56] Gregonzola: See, with sexual favors as currency, fucking with tourists would be money.
[13:56] Gregonzola: Bow down before the Mantz you serve.
[13:56] Piter: I am NOT blowing pooch to get a bag of rice. No way in hell.
Cherry Balls
They're Jesa's fault. See?
[11:36] jesabele: I had my barista make me an Italian soda with the cherry flavored Bawls
[13:16] Gregonzola: Cherry balls.
[13:20] screechpowers logged on.
[13:20] Gregonzola: Merry cherry balls.
[11:36] jesabele: I had my barista make me an Italian soda with the cherry flavored Bawls
[13:16] Gregonzola: Cherry balls.
[13:20] screechpowers logged on.
[13:20] Gregonzola: Merry cherry balls.
Electricity is Fun
[10:20] Everybody:
I actually had a professional do something and it shorted out 3 weeks
later.
[10:21] Everybody: I had womancompany that moment in the shower.
[10:21] Everybody: I heard 'sizzle' saw smoke and killed the main for the house since I didn't know the panel layout.
[10:21] Gregonzola: Oh, dang.
[10:21] Everybody: You can bet she screamed.
[10:21] Gregonzola: I'm sure!
[10:21] Everybody: "What was that for?" "Deal with it."
[10:21] Everybody: <screwdriver in his mouth>
[10:21] Everybody: "Okay, when I said 'Deal with it', I meant, 'this is an emergency.'"
[10:22] miss havisham: screaming is a pretty natural response to being a woman in pooch's shower. all kinds of threats there.
[10:22] Piter: It's more dread than anything, I bet.
[10:23] Everybody: "Don't worry, this isn't a convenient cover for me to sneak into the shower and grope you and pretend one of my roomies did it."
[10:23] miss havisham: "It was probably the Dos Equis guy"
[10:23] Everybody: Man, if I had him back then, I woulda tried that.
[10:24] Everybody: After all, if you got groped by the most interesting man in the world, it should go on your CV.
[10:24] Everybody: "Stay pervy, my friend."
[10:21] Everybody: I had womancompany that moment in the shower.
[10:21] Everybody: I heard 'sizzle' saw smoke and killed the main for the house since I didn't know the panel layout.
[10:21] Gregonzola: Oh, dang.
[10:21] Everybody: You can bet she screamed.
[10:21] Gregonzola: I'm sure!
[10:21] Everybody: "What was that for?" "Deal with it."
[10:21] Everybody: <screwdriver in his mouth>
[10:21] Everybody: "Okay, when I said 'Deal with it', I meant, 'this is an emergency.'"
[10:22] miss havisham: screaming is a pretty natural response to being a woman in pooch's shower. all kinds of threats there.
[10:22] Piter: It's more dread than anything, I bet.
[10:23] Everybody: "Don't worry, this isn't a convenient cover for me to sneak into the shower and grope you and pretend one of my roomies did it."
[10:23] miss havisham: "It was probably the Dos Equis guy"
[10:23] Everybody: Man, if I had him back then, I woulda tried that.
[10:24] Everybody: After all, if you got groped by the most interesting man in the world, it should go on your CV.
[10:24] Everybody: "Stay pervy, my friend."
That's what makes it so zesty
[09:34] PizzaDaHutt:
i always do mccormicks salad seasoning...
[09:34] Everybody: Mmm, that's good stuff.
[09:34] miss havisham: ...never heard of it
[09:34] Everybody adds it to the purchase list.
[09:35] miss havisham: the chef who can't figure out frozen pot pies
[09:35] miss havisham: zada, you are a mystery
[09:36] PizzaDaHutt: its salt/pepper/romano cheese/paprika/ garlic/onion/sesame seeds? and some other stuff
[09:37] PizzaDaHutt: perfect for pasta salad
[09:37] Everybody: And semen!
[09:34] Everybody: Mmm, that's good stuff.
[09:34] miss havisham: ...never heard of it
[09:34] Everybody adds it to the purchase list.
[09:35] miss havisham: the chef who can't figure out frozen pot pies
[09:35] miss havisham: zada, you are a mystery
[09:36] PizzaDaHutt: its salt/pepper/romano cheese/paprika/ garlic/onion/sesame seeds? and some other stuff
[09:37] PizzaDaHutt: perfect for pasta salad
[09:37] Everybody: And semen!
Pooch's deep desires
[08:57] Everybody:
Why can't I have a RL orgiami foldable?
[08:57] Everybody: Then I can make everyone drop pants.
[08:58] miss havisham: Pooch, your dark desires are a little worrisome.
[08:58] Everybody: Depantsing is the great equalizer.
[08:57] Everybody: Then I can make everyone drop pants.
[08:58] miss havisham: Pooch, your dark desires are a little worrisome.
[08:58] Everybody: Depantsing is the great equalizer.
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Zada's Cougar
[09:31] PizzaDaHutt:
this lady at the coffee shop gave me a kimono yesterday
[09:31] KrakMunky69: ....why za?
[09:32] PizzaDaHutt: shes a regular, she went to japan, and brought me one back apparently
[09:32] miss havisham: was there a note attached, like, "show up at 10 pm tonight wearing this and nothing else"?
[09:32] KrakMunky69: that's super cool of her
[09:32] Everybody: 'Za bows and draws his katana.
[09:32] KrakMunky69: she totally wants the d, za
[09:32] Everybody: With a metallic 'schwing!'.
[09:33] Everybody: Bring a rubber wakizashi and give her the "daisho" treatment.
[09:33] KrakMunky69: this is the best/worst fanfic ever
[09:33] PizzaDaHutt: oh man
[09:34] miss havisham: how old is she, zada?
[09:34] PizzaDaHutt: ~38
[09:34] Everybody: +1! -hic-
[09:35] Everybody: Wait, it'd be 38 if you DID suck one on the way to the parking lot.
[09:37] miss havisham: late 30s. she's tryin to get you in bed.
[09:37] miss havisham: can't blame her. but proceed with caution if that's not your thing.
[09:37] PizzaDaHutt: if it has 2 legs
[09:31] KrakMunky69: ....why za?
[09:32] PizzaDaHutt: shes a regular, she went to japan, and brought me one back apparently
[09:32] miss havisham: was there a note attached, like, "show up at 10 pm tonight wearing this and nothing else"?
[09:32] KrakMunky69: that's super cool of her
[09:32] Everybody: 'Za bows and draws his katana.
[09:32] KrakMunky69: she totally wants the d, za
[09:32] Everybody: With a metallic 'schwing!'.
[09:33] Everybody: Bring a rubber wakizashi and give her the "daisho" treatment.
[09:33] KrakMunky69: this is the best/worst fanfic ever
[09:33] PizzaDaHutt: oh man
[09:34] miss havisham: how old is she, zada?
[09:34] PizzaDaHutt: ~38
[09:34] Everybody: +1! -hic-
[09:35] Everybody: Wait, it'd be 38 if you DID suck one on the way to the parking lot.
[09:37] miss havisham: late 30s. she's tryin to get you in bed.
[09:37] miss havisham: can't blame her. but proceed with caution if that's not your thing.
[09:37] PizzaDaHutt: if it has 2 legs
Sleep Deprived Pooch
[07:43] Everybody:
Haha. The flies are angry because I stole their poopfeast.
[07:43] KrakMunky69: that's not a sentence you hear every day
[07:52] Gregonzola: Flies are such territorial bastards.
[07:52] Everybody: Poop-eaters. Do your business where my dogs don't do theirs!
[07:52] Everybody: GOOD MORNING, CLAN! I WENT TO BED AT MIDNITE AND GOT UP AT 3AM! AND THE NIGHT BEFORE, I DID THE SAME BUT GOT UP AT 1:30!
[07:52] Everybody: I! FEEL! AWESOME! -hic-
[07:53] Big Daddy Grimm: welcome to my world EB
[07:53] Gregonzola: I bet you look fabulous, too.
[07:54] Big Daddy Grimm: i found out that they were saying "Sleep 8 hours or you will be weak" and not "Sleep eight hours a week"
[07:54] Gregonzola: Tell the chix to leave you be so you can get your beauty sleep. You can't go around servicing a village with no sleep.
[07:54] Everybody: I do! I used the extra time to get a haircut!
[07:55] Everybody: AND TO BUILD A FIRE IN THE YARD. AND NEARLY SET THE YARD ON FIRE.
[07:56] Everybody: OMG WHERE IS YILF DAMMIT.
[07:57] Everybody: private to YILFIELLE: I AM SETTING MY YARD ON FIRE WHERE ARE YOU?
[07:43] KrakMunky69: that's not a sentence you hear every day
[07:52] Gregonzola: Flies are such territorial bastards.
[07:52] Everybody: Poop-eaters. Do your business where my dogs don't do theirs!
[07:52] Everybody: GOOD MORNING, CLAN! I WENT TO BED AT MIDNITE AND GOT UP AT 3AM! AND THE NIGHT BEFORE, I DID THE SAME BUT GOT UP AT 1:30!
[07:52] Everybody: I! FEEL! AWESOME! -hic-
[07:53] Big Daddy Grimm: welcome to my world EB
[07:53] Gregonzola: I bet you look fabulous, too.
[07:54] Big Daddy Grimm: i found out that they were saying "Sleep 8 hours or you will be weak" and not "Sleep eight hours a week"
[07:54] Gregonzola: Tell the chix to leave you be so you can get your beauty sleep. You can't go around servicing a village with no sleep.
[07:54] Everybody: I do! I used the extra time to get a haircut!
[07:55] Everybody: AND TO BUILD A FIRE IN THE YARD. AND NEARLY SET THE YARD ON FIRE.
[07:56] Everybody: OMG WHERE IS YILF DAMMIT.
[07:57] Everybody: private to YILFIELLE: I AM SETTING MY YARD ON FIRE WHERE ARE YOU?
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
A few fingers short of base 10
[14:13] jesabele:
last night I went out with a guy that is missing a thumb and one finger
[14:14] Grimmy Dusk: handy guy to have around
[14:16] jesabele: we played pool at a gay bar
[14:17] Everybody: Is this a euphemism?
[14:14] Grimmy Dusk: handy guy to have around
[14:16] jesabele: we played pool at a gay bar
[14:17] Everybody: Is this a euphemism?
Piter doesn't know us so well
[12:12] Piter:
I'm watching a program on harvesting animals for cleaning products.
[12:15] Gregonzola: Huh, and here I thought all of our cleaning products were pretty much synthetic or plant-based.
[12:15] Gregonzola: I suppose animal fats can be hard to replace.
[12:15] miss havisham: i just keep reading that as "animal farts"
[12:16] Piter: It's about making sponges.
[12:16] Gregonzola: You can take the paint off a wall with strong enough farts. Or so my wife claims.
[12:17] Gregonzola: Oh, well real sponges we make with real sponges, which are animals.
[12:17] Gregonzola: You'd think they'd be plants, but they're in kingdom animalia if I remember correctly. -hic-
[12:38] miss havisham: so... since sponges are animals, we fuck them, right?
[12:39] Piter: we don't fuck animals. no no no.
[12:39] miss havisham: Oh. i must have gotten /clan mixed up with a bunch of degenerates again
[12:15] Gregonzola: Huh, and here I thought all of our cleaning products were pretty much synthetic or plant-based.
[12:15] Gregonzola: I suppose animal fats can be hard to replace.
[12:15] miss havisham: i just keep reading that as "animal farts"
[12:16] Piter: It's about making sponges.
[12:16] Gregonzola: You can take the paint off a wall with strong enough farts. Or so my wife claims.
[12:17] Gregonzola: Oh, well real sponges we make with real sponges, which are animals.
[12:17] Gregonzola: You'd think they'd be plants, but they're in kingdom animalia if I remember correctly. -hic-
[12:38] miss havisham: so... since sponges are animals, we fuck them, right?
[12:39] Piter: we don't fuck animals. no no no.
[12:39] miss havisham: Oh. i must have gotten /clan mixed up with a bunch of degenerates again
Monday, July 22, 2013
That's why I won't date one
[16:18] miss
havisham: can we talk about bi-laws
[16:18] miss havisham: i once had a whole lawsuit where the plaintiff used that spelling
[16:18] Gregonzola: I'd rather have my pubic hairs tweezed out one by one.
[16:18] miss havisham: and every time i encountered it i thought "are those different from straight-laws and gay-laws?"
[16:18] Gregonzola: Haha. They thought their bylaws swung both ways, huh?
[16:18] miss havisham: pro se plaintiff :)
[16:18] Gregonzola: Haha.
[16:19] miss havisham: their laws just wanted the best of both worlds
[16:19] Gregonzola: Who can blame 'em? -hic-
[16:20] Gregonzola: As one of my very indiscriminate friends put it, "A hole's a hole."
[16:20] Gregonzola: I asked him about snake holes, gopher holes and tree holes, but he just gave me a funny look.
[16:24] miss havisham: lol
[16:24] Shoo86: lol
[16:24] Shoo86: or donut holes >.>
[16:24] Shoo86: which aren't even holes!
[16:24] Gregonzola: I like parameters.
[16:24] Shoo86: lets see you bang those!
[16:24] Gregonzola: I don't think even a normal donut has the structural integrity to stand up to a good pounding.
[16:25] Gregonzola: Plus, where's the fun if the glans isn't stimulated?
[16:28] Gregonzola: What I'm getting at is that I think donuts are probably terrible lays.
[16:18] miss havisham: i once had a whole lawsuit where the plaintiff used that spelling
[16:18] Gregonzola: I'd rather have my pubic hairs tweezed out one by one.
[16:18] miss havisham: and every time i encountered it i thought "are those different from straight-laws and gay-laws?"
[16:18] Gregonzola: Haha. They thought their bylaws swung both ways, huh?
[16:18] miss havisham: pro se plaintiff :)
[16:18] Gregonzola: Haha.
[16:19] miss havisham: their laws just wanted the best of both worlds
[16:19] Gregonzola: Who can blame 'em? -hic-
[16:20] Gregonzola: As one of my very indiscriminate friends put it, "A hole's a hole."
[16:20] Gregonzola: I asked him about snake holes, gopher holes and tree holes, but he just gave me a funny look.
[16:24] miss havisham: lol
[16:24] Shoo86: lol
[16:24] Shoo86: or donut holes >.>
[16:24] Shoo86: which aren't even holes!
[16:24] Gregonzola: I like parameters.
[16:24] Shoo86: lets see you bang those!
[16:24] Gregonzola: I don't think even a normal donut has the structural integrity to stand up to a good pounding.
[16:25] Gregonzola: Plus, where's the fun if the glans isn't stimulated?
[16:28] Gregonzola: What I'm getting at is that I think donuts are probably terrible lays.
Chess
[11:32] Piter:
c'mooooon UPS tracking number.
[11:32] Piter: tell me where my parcel is.
[11:32] Everybody: Bangkok!
[11:32] Everybody: (Oriental setting, and the city don't know what the city is getting.)
[11:33] Piter: shit better not be in Bangkok
[11:33] jesabele: I am sure that song was the inspiration for the image
[11:33] Piter: shit better be like in Ohio
[11:33] Everybody: Oh, you said 'parcel' not 'package'.
[11:34] jesabele: did you check all available orifices?
[11:32] Piter: tell me where my parcel is.
[11:32] Everybody: Bangkok!
[11:32] Everybody: (Oriental setting, and the city don't know what the city is getting.)
[11:33] Piter: shit better not be in Bangkok
[11:33] jesabele: I am sure that song was the inspiration for the image
[11:33] Piter: shit better be like in Ohio
[11:33] Everybody: Oh, you said 'parcel' not 'package'.
[11:34] jesabele: did you check all available orifices?
Cockham makes a comeback
[11:18] jesabele:
Piter is getting cockham for his birthday
[11:19] Gregonzola: Jesa, someone would have to make cockham. To date, I don't think anyone has or is willing to waste good ham to make cockham.
[11:19] jesabele: I don't like/eat ham
[11:19] jesabele: cock on the other hand...
[11:20] miss havisham will take care of the ham
[11:20] jesabele will handle the cock
[11:21] miss havisham: Jesa, we're a good team.
[11:19] Gregonzola: Jesa, someone would have to make cockham. To date, I don't think anyone has or is willing to waste good ham to make cockham.
[11:19] jesabele: I don't like/eat ham
[11:19] jesabele: cock on the other hand...
[11:20] miss havisham will take care of the ham
[11:20] jesabele will handle the cock
[11:21] miss havisham: Jesa, we're a good team.
Dave for Breakfast
[09:11] jesabele:
nom
[09:13] Gregonzola: Omnom.
[09:15] jesabele: I devoured my english muffin
[09:18] Shoo86: sexually speaking
[09:20] jesabele: also, where is hot intellectual guy when I need him
[09:21] Big Daddy Grimm: im here
[09:21] jesabele: your name is not Dave
[09:22] Big Daddy Grimm: for you princess, it could be!
[09:13] Gregonzola: Omnom.
[09:15] jesabele: I devoured my english muffin
[09:18] Shoo86: sexually speaking
[09:20] jesabele: also, where is hot intellectual guy when I need him
[09:21] Big Daddy Grimm: im here
[09:21] jesabele: your name is not Dave
[09:22] Big Daddy Grimm: for you princess, it could be!
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Saturday, July 20, 2013
Havi is mad at us because we visited the German animal brothel
[21:09] Shoo86: i didnt say anything lol
[21:10] miss havisham: That was directed at pooch. i'm sure your habits are no less depraved, though.
[21:10] miss havisham: men.
[21:10] Everybody: Fuck, what did I do this time?
[21:10] Gregonzola: She found out about the One Sec visit to the German animal brothel.
[21:10] miss havisham: you guys shouldn't post video of things you want to be secret
[21:10] Gregonzola: While she's okay with goat fucking in principle, it's different when we go do it.
[21:11] miss havisham: Right? I was forced to confront my bias against actual bestiality
[21:11] miss havisham: i'm actually quite comfortable with it, as it turns out. my bias, i mean.
[21:11] Gregonzola: This above all, to thine own self be true.
[21:12] Everybody: And baaa, ram, ewe!
[21:12] Gregonzola: I did meet a pig named Babe at the brothel.
[21:12] Gregonzola: Lived up to her name.
[21:12] miss havisham falls over laughing
[21:12] Everybody: Or a babe named Pig.
[21:13] miss havisham: that should not have been that funny
[21:13] miss havisham: i think i've had a long day
[21:13] Everybody: So did you get off, GRUNT, then go, "That'll do, Pig." -hic-
[21:13] Gregonzola: How did you know?
[21:13] Everybody: Because that's what I'd do?
[21:13] miss havisham: ...
[21:13] miss havisham: .................... ...........
[21:14] miss havisham: I HATE YOU BOTH.
[21:14] Gregonzola: We love you.
[21:14] Everybody wishes he could make an ascii piggy here. :(
[21:14] Gregonzola: Almost as much as Babe.
[21:14] Everybody: We really, really do.
[21:14] miss havisham grimaces
[21:15] Gregonzola: An ASCII piggy is probably possible, but we'd all have to shut up. It would take multiple lines.
[21:16] miss havisham prepares to sabotage artistic efforts
Are those brothels real? Well... Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany' warns campaigner
It is the Daily Mail, though.
[21:10] miss havisham: That was directed at pooch. i'm sure your habits are no less depraved, though.
[21:10] miss havisham: men.
[21:10] Everybody: Fuck, what did I do this time?
[21:10] Gregonzola: She found out about the One Sec visit to the German animal brothel.
[21:10] miss havisham: you guys shouldn't post video of things you want to be secret
[21:10] Gregonzola: While she's okay with goat fucking in principle, it's different when we go do it.
[21:11] miss havisham: Right? I was forced to confront my bias against actual bestiality
[21:11] miss havisham: i'm actually quite comfortable with it, as it turns out. my bias, i mean.
[21:11] Gregonzola: This above all, to thine own self be true.
[21:12] Everybody: And baaa, ram, ewe!
[21:12] Gregonzola: I did meet a pig named Babe at the brothel.
[21:12] Gregonzola: Lived up to her name.
[21:12] miss havisham falls over laughing
[21:12] Everybody: Or a babe named Pig.
[21:13] miss havisham: that should not have been that funny
[21:13] miss havisham: i think i've had a long day
[21:13] Everybody: So did you get off, GRUNT, then go, "That'll do, Pig." -hic-
[21:13] Gregonzola: How did you know?
[21:13] Everybody: Because that's what I'd do?
[21:13] miss havisham: ...
[21:13] miss havisham: .................... ...........
[21:14] miss havisham: I HATE YOU BOTH.
[21:14] Gregonzola: We love you.
[21:14] Everybody wishes he could make an ascii piggy here. :(
[21:14] Gregonzola: Almost as much as Babe.
[21:14] Everybody: We really, really do.
[21:14] miss havisham grimaces
[21:15] Gregonzola: An ASCII piggy is probably possible, but we'd all have to shut up. It would take multiple lines.
[21:16] miss havisham prepares to sabotage artistic efforts
Are those brothels real? Well... Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany' warns campaigner
It is the Daily Mail, though.
ASCII Piggy
_._ _..._ .-', _.._(`))
'-. ` ' /-._.-' ',/
) \ '.
/ _ _ | \
| a a / |
\ .-. ;
'-('' ).-' ,' ;
'-; | .'
\ \ /
| 7 .__ _.-\ \
| | | ``/ /` /
/,_| | /,_/ /
/,_/ '`-'
Hey, Piggy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.
If you were there, you get it.
Friday, July 19, 2013
Analyzing OKCupid Profiles
[14:42] KrakMunky69:
"How confident are you in your sexual abilities? Super confident"
[14:42] KrakMunky69: see? easy
[14:42] KrakMunky69: lol
[14:42] Shoo86: lol
[14:42] Everybody: yes. She's been told she gives good head a few times.
[14:42] miss havisham: fascinating. i have never once looked at someone's profile to determine how easy of a lay they are.
[14:43] miss havisham: if i did, that would be a turn-off
[14:43] miss havisham: i guess i'm more of a girl than i thought :)
[14:43] Shoo86: if you're looking at a guy's profile he is an easy lay
[14:42] KrakMunky69: see? easy
[14:42] KrakMunky69: lol
[14:42] Shoo86: lol
[14:42] Everybody: yes. She's been told she gives good head a few times.
[14:42] miss havisham: fascinating. i have never once looked at someone's profile to determine how easy of a lay they are.
[14:43] miss havisham: if i did, that would be a turn-off
[14:43] miss havisham: i guess i'm more of a girl than i thought :)
[14:43] Shoo86: if you're looking at a guy's profile he is an easy lay
Pooch is equal opportunity
Ant Smasher
[12:03] jesabele:
she posted on facebook a video of her reptilian pet getting frustrated
with game Ant Smasher
[12:04] Piter: what is ant smasher
[12:07] jesabele: some phone app
[12:07] Gregonzola: Just be sure not to whip out your magnifying glass and try to burn them. Bad for the phone.
[12:10] jesabele: I generally try not to whip out my magnifying glass, it tends to offend the boys
[12:04] Piter: what is ant smasher
[12:07] jesabele: some phone app
[12:07] Gregonzola: Just be sure not to whip out your magnifying glass and try to burn them. Bad for the phone.
[12:10] jesabele: I generally try not to whip out my magnifying glass, it tends to offend the boys
Chum Dumpster
Timing is everything
[09:59] Gregonzola:
What? New Clan dungeon?
[09:59] Shoo86: oh i posted an announcement
[09:59] Everybody: Coming soon to a clan near you!
[10:00] jesabele: I was told I have an interesting gag reflex
[10:01] Shoo86: o.O
[10:01] Gregonzola: I'll check it out in a bit.
I swear I meant the clan dungeon.
[09:59] Shoo86: oh i posted an announcement
[09:59] Everybody: Coming soon to a clan near you!
[10:00] jesabele: I was told I have an interesting gag reflex
[10:01] Shoo86: o.O
[10:01] Gregonzola: I'll check it out in a bit.
I swear I meant the clan dungeon.
There can be only one
[09:24] Shoo86:
so howd you bruise your ribcage?
[09:26] jesabele: being pinned to a rock next to the waterfall
[09:28] Gregonzola: Well, the awesome part is the sex was so good she didn't even notice until later. Score.
[09:28] jesabele: it wasn't rough, just firm
[09:30] jesabele: also, I had to keep myself as relaxed as possible in order to not push him out... that was a first
[09:30] Shoo86: o.O
[09:31] Gregonzola: Oh, due to the position, or were you tensing up involuntarily for some reason? -hic-
[09:31] Shoo86: maybe take it easy on the kegel exercises
[09:31] jesabele: it was also very difficult to do so
[09:31] miss havisham: Wow. Um. Wow. I'm glad I stuck around /clan even wtih all the optimal talk. eventually it got interesting ;)
[09:31] jesabele: I think he got me worked up and then the position
[09:32] jesabele: at one point he says "Damn, you are strong"
[09:33] Gregonzola: Silly Havi, we talk sex all the time.
[09:33] jesabele: especially when I have story time
[09:34] miss havisham: I will have to live vicariously, Jesa. Tell us more :)
[09:35] Shoo86: lol
[09:35] Gregonzola: Well, evidently she can flex and rip a man's unit off.
[09:36] Gregonzola: This is oddly arousing.
[09:36] Shoo86: lmao
[09:36] jesabele: it is a game with us now. We work out an escape plan, including a rendezvous point
[09:36] miss havisham: Sounds like the kind of superpower I could use
[09:36] Everybody: Don't you ALWAYS do that? I do.
[09:36] miss havisham: you always rip men's units off?
[09:37] miss havisham starts a file on pooch
[09:37] Everybody: Fuck yes. I can't stand competition.
[09:37] Everybody: There can be only one!
[09:37] jesabele: the beer and pizza was a good time, too
[09:26] jesabele: being pinned to a rock next to the waterfall
[09:28] Gregonzola: Well, the awesome part is the sex was so good she didn't even notice until later. Score.
[09:28] jesabele: it wasn't rough, just firm
[09:30] jesabele: also, I had to keep myself as relaxed as possible in order to not push him out... that was a first
[09:30] Shoo86: o.O
[09:31] Gregonzola: Oh, due to the position, or were you tensing up involuntarily for some reason? -hic-
[09:31] Shoo86: maybe take it easy on the kegel exercises
[09:31] jesabele: it was also very difficult to do so
[09:31] miss havisham: Wow. Um. Wow. I'm glad I stuck around /clan even wtih all the optimal talk. eventually it got interesting ;)
[09:31] jesabele: I think he got me worked up and then the position
[09:32] jesabele: at one point he says "Damn, you are strong"
[09:33] Gregonzola: Silly Havi, we talk sex all the time.
[09:33] jesabele: especially when I have story time
[09:34] miss havisham: I will have to live vicariously, Jesa. Tell us more :)
[09:35] Shoo86: lol
[09:35] Gregonzola: Well, evidently she can flex and rip a man's unit off.
[09:36] Gregonzola: This is oddly arousing.
[09:36] Shoo86: lmao
[09:36] jesabele: it is a game with us now. We work out an escape plan, including a rendezvous point
[09:36] miss havisham: Sounds like the kind of superpower I could use
[09:36] Everybody: Don't you ALWAYS do that? I do.
[09:36] miss havisham: you always rip men's units off?
[09:37] miss havisham starts a file on pooch
[09:37] Everybody: Fuck yes. I can't stand competition.
[09:37] Everybody: There can be only one!
[09:37] jesabele: the beer and pizza was a good time, too
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Fuck 'im, Danno
[10:42] Gregonzola:
Heh.
[10:42] Gregonzola: [link] http:// www.nydailynews.com/ news/national/man- sues-apple-online- porn-addiction- article-1.1401154
[10:42] Gregonzola: Nashville army vet Chris Sevier claims he became obsessed with X-rated sites after accidentally typing in Facef--k - rather than Facebook on the Safari browser.
[10:42] RAMONE: right
[10:42] Gregonzola: I accidentally type facefuck instead of facebook because the letters are so similar.
[10:42] Gregonzola: I mean ALL THE TIME. -hic-
[10:43] Gregonzola: Then my wife caught me, so I'm going to sue somebody.
[10:43] Everybody: Oh man.
[10:43] Everybody: I'm going to sue the guy who put windows in this house.
[10:43] Everybody: Because I can see people outside to rape.
[10:44] Gregonzola: I mean, I could see if it he were trying to urbandictionary "skullfuck" and accidentally typed "facefuck" and was instantly addicted to porn, but this isn't believable.
[10:44] RAMONE: I confuse "fuck" with "book" all the time as well. It makes for uncomfortable emails when I ask the family what kind of books they want for Xmas
[10:44] Gregonzola: I hear that. And shocks the hell out of some elderly librarians.
[10:45] Gregonzola: "I'd like a fuck on the Science Fiction shelves, please."
[10:45] Gregonzola: One winked at me once, though.
[10:45] Everybody: Who wouldn't? The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.
[10:45] RAMONE: Fuck 'im, Danno
[10:48] Everybody: Who wrote the Fuck of Love?
[10:49] Everybody: Take a look, it's in a fuck?
[10:49] Everybody: Now, that's a show I can "get behind".
[10:42] Gregonzola: [link] http:// www.nydailynews.com/ news/national/man- sues-apple-online- porn-addiction- article-1.1401154
[10:42] Gregonzola: Nashville army vet Chris Sevier claims he became obsessed with X-rated sites after accidentally typing in Facef--k - rather than Facebook on the Safari browser.
[10:42] RAMONE: right
[10:42] Gregonzola: I accidentally type facefuck instead of facebook because the letters are so similar.
[10:42] Gregonzola: I mean ALL THE TIME. -hic-
[10:43] Gregonzola: Then my wife caught me, so I'm going to sue somebody.
[10:43] Everybody: Oh man.
[10:43] Everybody: I'm going to sue the guy who put windows in this house.
[10:43] Everybody: Because I can see people outside to rape.
[10:44] Gregonzola: I mean, I could see if it he were trying to urbandictionary "skullfuck" and accidentally typed "facefuck" and was instantly addicted to porn, but this isn't believable.
[10:44] RAMONE: I confuse "fuck" with "book" all the time as well. It makes for uncomfortable emails when I ask the family what kind of books they want for Xmas
[10:44] Gregonzola: I hear that. And shocks the hell out of some elderly librarians.
[10:45] Gregonzola: "I'd like a fuck on the Science Fiction shelves, please."
[10:45] Gregonzola: One winked at me once, though.
[10:45] Everybody: Who wouldn't? The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.
[10:45] RAMONE: Fuck 'im, Danno
[10:48] Everybody: Who wrote the Fuck of Love?
[10:49] Everybody: Take a look, it's in a fuck?
[10:49] Everybody: Now, that's a show I can "get behind".
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Don't Touch It
[19:29] Everybody:
Hey, /clan. Trying to get Havi to touch my penguin.
[19:29] MISS HAVISHAM: Hey, Pooch. Nobody wants to read your own personal Dear Penthouse collection.
[19:30] Everybody: Sure we do.
[19:30] Everybody: It shows up on the blog constantly! FOR THE WORLD!
[19:30] MISS HAVISHAM: oh yes. i forgot we have a larger audience.
[19:32] Gregonzola: Quite a large audience, actually.
[19:32] Everybody: And he doesn't just mean my mom.
[19:33] Gregonzola: Pageviews yesterday 94, Pageviews last month 2,057
[19:33] Gregonzola: Gotta be more than your mom. Has to be ALL of Leeverb's lovers.
[19:33] MISS HAVISHAM: and all his multis
[19:33] Everybody: ALL j00r MOMS
[19:29] MISS HAVISHAM: Hey, Pooch. Nobody wants to read your own personal Dear Penthouse collection.
[19:30] Everybody: Sure we do.
[19:30] Everybody: It shows up on the blog constantly! FOR THE WORLD!
[19:30] MISS HAVISHAM: oh yes. i forgot we have a larger audience.
[19:32] Gregonzola: Quite a large audience, actually.
[19:32] Everybody: And he doesn't just mean my mom.
[19:33] Gregonzola: Pageviews yesterday 94, Pageviews last month 2,057
[19:33] Gregonzola: Gotta be more than your mom. Has to be ALL of Leeverb's lovers.
[19:33] MISS HAVISHAM: and all his multis
[19:33] Everybody: ALL j00r MOMS
Of Time Travel and the NSA
[11:58] Everybody:
What you guys don't know is that Jesa and I are twins that were separated
at birth, but she spend 15 years at near-light-speeds.
[11:58] MISS HAVISHAM: You're right; I didn't know that.
[11:58] Everybody: NASA cover-up.
[11:59] Everybody: When they reassembled the crashed Roswell ship, they fucked up the guidance system and the trip took longer than expected.
[11:59] jesabele: you are 15 years older than me?
[11:59] Everybody: I said 'near-C'.
[12:00] MISS HAVISHAM: i thought pooch was, like, 100 million years old
[12:00] Everybody: You don't get 100% time freeze. That's implausible.
[11:58] MISS HAVISHAM: You're right; I didn't know that.
[11:58] Everybody: NASA cover-up.
[11:59] Everybody: When they reassembled the crashed Roswell ship, they fucked up the guidance system and the trip took longer than expected.
[11:59] jesabele: you are 15 years older than me?
[11:59] Everybody: I said 'near-C'.
[12:00] MISS HAVISHAM: i thought pooch was, like, 100 million years old
[12:00] Everybody: You don't get 100% time freeze. That's implausible.
Rumpelstiltskin
[11:52] Gregonzola:
Yusaf is way cooler than my real name. Well now I'm not telling. You guys
will think I'm cooler than I actually am.
[11:53] MISS HAVISHAM: I like Yusaf. that works.,
[11:53] MISS HAVISHAM: and that way it doesn't start with G and you can be un-evil
[11:53] Gregonzola: It's even better than Shoorob.
[11:53] Grimmy Dusk: added it to the blog
[11:54] jesabele: you mean, Shooringo
[11:54] Gregonzola: Heh. Shooringo.
[11:54] Everybody: Shooconan?
[11:53] MISS HAVISHAM: I like Yusaf. that works.,
[11:53] MISS HAVISHAM: and that way it doesn't start with G and you can be un-evil
[11:53] Gregonzola: It's even better than Shoorob.
[11:53] Grimmy Dusk: added it to the blog
[11:54] jesabele: you mean, Shooringo
[11:54] Gregonzola: Heh. Shooringo.
[11:54] Everybody: Shooconan?
Ginos and Grimmy try clan advertising...
catnip_addict889:
What are the benefits of joining a clan? Is it just the community support?
-hic-
[ [16:34] Imaginos: don't join ours..omg unless you love emotional scarring
[16:34] ercassendil: That's the m-m-most appropriate clan ad I've ever seen. *brr!*
[16:34] Grimmy: oh, were scar more than just emotions...
[16:34] ercassendil: anti-ad?
[16:35] Grimmy: we have broken more childhoodmemories than 4chan
[16:39] Imaginos: Hey just look at the members..if that doesn't tell you all you need to know..you are too young to play this game
[16:40] Imaginos: but I do not want to be banned again...for ummm advertising a clan..in the negative??
[16:40] MsGoblinPants: how so? how can one look at a member's profile and know whether they help new players?
[16:41] ercassendil: You can't, MsGoblinPants. I-I-Imaginos is being Imaginos. =) *brr!*
[16:41] Imaginos: Well Ms Gobb..just take my word on this one..your logic is sound...except for one sec
[16:41] ercassendil: Which is to say.. fucking terrifying. D:
[16:42] Imaginos: and yeah what Erca said..lol
[16:43] Gun_Mage: well, you can always use trust bot to determine?
[16:44] Imaginos: no need I'm not that trustworthy..I do tell my faults
[16:44] Gun_Mage: imaginos, like any other aspect in life, you get trsted by actions
[16:44] Gun_Mage: *trusted
[16:44] Rotini the Moist: I trust you, Imaginos. Will you hold my wallet? -hic-
[16:45] Imaginos: my actions are all concerning preserving my own at the cost of anyone..sorry..I am what I am
[ [16:34] Imaginos: don't join ours..omg unless you love emotional scarring
[16:34] ercassendil: That's the m-m-most appropriate clan ad I've ever seen. *brr!*
[16:34] Grimmy: oh, were scar more than just emotions...
[16:34] ercassendil: anti-ad?
[16:35] Grimmy: we have broken more childhoodmemories than 4chan
[16:39] Imaginos: Hey just look at the members..if that doesn't tell you all you need to know..you are too young to play this game
[16:40] Imaginos: but I do not want to be banned again...for ummm advertising a clan..in the negative??
[16:40] MsGoblinPants: how so? how can one look at a member's profile and know whether they help new players?
[16:41] ercassendil: You can't, MsGoblinPants. I-I-Imaginos is being Imaginos. =) *brr!*
[16:41] Imaginos: Well Ms Gobb..just take my word on this one..your logic is sound...except for one sec
[16:41] ercassendil: Which is to say.. fucking terrifying. D:
[16:42] Imaginos: and yeah what Erca said..lol
[16:43] Gun_Mage: well, you can always use trust bot to determine?
[16:44] Imaginos: no need I'm not that trustworthy..I do tell my faults
[16:44] Gun_Mage: imaginos, like any other aspect in life, you get trsted by actions
[16:44] Gun_Mage: *trusted
[16:44] Rotini the Moist: I trust you, Imaginos. Will you hold my wallet? -hic-
[16:45] Imaginos: my actions are all concerning preserving my own at the cost of anyone..sorry..I am what I am
Suhprise Buttsehks
[11:21] jesabele:
last night was very spontaneous and full of surprises
[11:21] Everybody: Like suhprise buttsehks?
[11:22] jesabele: no buttsex but we did talk about it
[11:22] Everybody: Come back when you have a buttsex story.
[11:22] Everybody: Then tell it daily for us. We insist.
[11:22] jesabele: I told him that I don't prefer it but that I get off on getting someone off so it has it's purposes
[11:24] Grimmy Dusk: thats not a "no" jes
[11:24] Grimmy Dusk: that just gets a guy's hopes up
[11:24] Grimmy Dusk: and yes, I nicknamed my penis "Hopes"
[11:24] jesabele: not saying I won't, just that we didn't last night
[11:24] Everybody: Hope floats!
[11:24] Everybody: Do it right, Jesa. Crave it.
[11:25] jesabele: last night was messy outdoor sex
[11:25] Grimmy Dusk: insert mandatory pitching tent remark here
[11:26] jesabele: what are your thoughts on period sex?
[11:26] Everybody: It feels funny. -hic-
[11:26] jesabele: he was really turned on that I would let him bone me last night
[11:28] jesabele: which was awesome because I am always way more horny that time of the month
[11:21] Everybody: Like suhprise buttsehks?
[11:22] jesabele: no buttsex but we did talk about it
[11:22] Everybody: Come back when you have a buttsex story.
[11:22] Everybody: Then tell it daily for us. We insist.
[11:22] jesabele: I told him that I don't prefer it but that I get off on getting someone off so it has it's purposes
[11:24] Grimmy Dusk: thats not a "no" jes
[11:24] Grimmy Dusk: that just gets a guy's hopes up
[11:24] Grimmy Dusk: and yes, I nicknamed my penis "Hopes"
[11:24] jesabele: not saying I won't, just that we didn't last night
[11:24] Everybody: Hope floats!
[11:24] Everybody: Do it right, Jesa. Crave it.
[11:25] jesabele: last night was messy outdoor sex
[11:25] Grimmy Dusk: insert mandatory pitching tent remark here
[11:26] jesabele: what are your thoughts on period sex?
[11:26] Everybody: It feels funny. -hic-
[11:26] jesabele: he was really turned on that I would let him bone me last night
[11:28] jesabele: which was awesome because I am always way more horny that time of the month
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