[14:23] Everybody:
Dammit, Shoo. Get in their and optimize our dungeon plan.
[14:24]
miss havisham:
Get in their... what? this sounds hawt.
[14:24]
Everybody:
Oh no. Homophoned!
[14:24] miss
havisham: Get in their panties and...
[14:26]
Everybody:
go vaginal spelunking.
[14:30] fantabulous:
No one ever offers to get my panties.
[14:31]
Everybody:
Oh. Are you wearing some for a change?
[14:41]
fantabulous:
Should I not be? I want to avoid hanging chads.
[14:42]
Everybody:
I'm no expert on panties. -hic-
[14:42] Everybody:
I expect them to be removed before crossing the bedroom threshold anyway.
[14:43]
miss havisham:
I'm picturing a 7-foot pile of hundreds of pairs of discarded panties
[14:43]
miss havisham:
outside the door to Pooch's bedroom, like a weird tourist attraction
[14:44]
Everybody:
I'd have to move the stuffed animals. :/
[14:44]
miss havisham:
you could incorporate them into the pile.
[14:44]
miss havisham:
that'd be artistic *and* creepy
[14:45] miss
havisham: besides, there's a suitable empty space there.
the stuffed animals could just look down on the display.
[14:45]
miss havisham:
or... out. up. depending on their vantage point.
[14:46]
Everybody:
I could set up little tightropes and make it look like the stuffies are
trying desperately not to fall into pantyland.
[14:46]
miss havisham:
Yes! See? You ARE an artist.
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