Monday, July 29, 2013

Vaginal Spelunking

[14:23] Everybody: Dammit, Shoo. Get in their and optimize our dungeon plan.
[14:24] miss havisham: Get in their... what? this sounds hawt.
[14:24] Everybody: Oh no. Homophoned!
[14:24] miss havisham: Get in their panties and...
[14:26] Everybody: go vaginal spelunking.
[14:30] fantabulous: No one ever offers to get my panties.
[14:31] Everybody: Oh. Are you wearing some for a change?
[14:41] fantabulous: Should I not be? I want to avoid hanging chads.
[14:42] Everybody: I'm no expert on panties. -hic-
[14:42] Everybody: I expect them to be removed before crossing the bedroom threshold anyway.
[14:43] miss havisham: I'm picturing a 7-foot pile of hundreds of pairs of discarded panties
[14:43] miss havisham: outside the door to Pooch's bedroom, like a weird tourist attraction
[14:44] Everybody: I'd have to move the stuffed animals. :/
[14:44] miss havisham: you could incorporate them into the pile.
[14:44] miss havisham: that'd be artistic *and* creepy
[14:45] miss havisham: besides, there's a suitable empty space there. the stuffed animals could just look down on the display.
[14:45] miss havisham: or... out. up. depending on their vantage point.
[14:46] Everybody: I could set up little tightropes and make it look like the stuffies are trying desperately not to fall into pantyland.
[14:46] miss havisham: Yes! See? You ARE an artist. 

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