Of Time Travel and the NSA

[11:58] Everybody: What you guys don't know is that Jesa and I are twins that were separated at birth, but she spend 15 years at near-light-speeds.
[11:58] MISS HAVISHAM: You're right; I didn't know that.
[11:58] Everybody: NASA cover-up.
[11:59] Everybody: When they reassembled the crashed Roswell ship, they fucked up the guidance system and the trip took longer than expected.
[11:59] jesabele: you are 15 years older than me?
[11:59] Everybody: I said 'near-C'.
[12:00] MISS HAVISHAM: i thought pooch was, like, 100 million years old
[12:00] Everybody: You don't get 100% time freeze. That's implausible.