Oh, that's what it's for

[15:16] fantabulous: I've been thinking of using a Nexus 7 as a phone.
[15:17] fantabulous: But that's a bit large if I don't have a hangbag or some such.
[15:17] Gregonzola: Fanta, you do have a handbag.
[15:17] fantabulous: I don't always carry one. 
[15:17] MOTH: "The Anus. Nature's Handbag."