That's why I won't date one

[16:18] miss havisham: can we talk about bi-laws
[16:18] miss havisham: i once had a whole lawsuit where the plaintiff used that spelling
[16:18] Gregonzola: I'd rather have my pubic hairs tweezed out one by one.
[16:18] miss havisham: and every time i encountered it i thought "are those different from straight-laws and gay-laws?"
[16:18] Gregonzola: Haha. They thought their bylaws swung both ways, huh?
[16:18] miss havisham: pro se plaintiff :)
[16:18] Gregonzola: Haha.
[16:19] miss havisham: their laws just wanted the best of both worlds
[16:19] Gregonzola: Who can blame 'em? -hic-
[16:20] Gregonzola: As one of my very indiscriminate friends put it, "A hole's a hole."
[16:20] Gregonzola: I asked him about snake holes, gopher holes and tree holes, but he just gave me a funny look.
[16:24] miss havisham: lol
[16:24] Shoo86: lol
[16:24] Shoo86: or donut holes >.>
[16:24] Shoo86: which aren't even holes!
[16:24] Gregonzola: I like parameters.
[16:24] Shoo86: lets see you bang those!
[16:24] Gregonzola: I don't think even a normal donut has the structural integrity to stand up to a good pounding.
[16:25] Gregonzola: Plus, where's the fun if the glans isn't stimulated?
[16:28] Gregonzola: What I'm getting at is that I think donuts are probably terrible lays.