Friday, July 26, 2013

Clansion

[13:48] KrakMunky69: we should start playing powerball as a clan and then just buy a mansion
[13:48] screechpowers: yes mansion
[13:48] Piter: Nah, Krak.
[13:48] Piter: An island.
[13:48] screechpowers: with perrier flowing from the taps
[13:48] Gregonzola: A Clansion?
[13:48] screechpowers: haha
[13:48] Piter: and we can have little houses all over it
[13:48] KrakMunky69: an island with a mansion on it
[13:48] screechpowers: and we can fight over a conch shell
[13:49] Piter: there can be a central mansion
[13:49] Piter: with smaller, more reasonable, and private homes for us all
[13:49] screechpowers: i just want a hammock, shade and frozen cocktails
[13:49] Piter looks at privateislandsonline .com fairly regularly.
[13:49] KrakMunky69: screech is already going all lord of the flies on us
[13:49] screechpowers: and a supply of fun things to read
[13:49] screechpowers: haha piter, i've been to that site
[13:50] Gregonzola: If we're going to build a Clansion with a Clanpound, we sould probably build it in appropriate private compound location. How do you guys feel about Montana?
[13:50] KrakMunky69: the site i keep up with is the missile silo houses
[13:50] KrakMunky69: there is one in upstate new york that is reasonable. looks like a log cabin and it has it's own runway
[13:50] Piter: Is it an island?
[13:50] KrakMunky69: nah it's on a mountain
[13:50] screechpowers: i probably wouldn't move to montana... but i hear its nice
[13:51] Gregonzola: Well, this won't work without screech.
[13:51] Gregonzola: Where should be build the clan compound?
[13:51] Piter: Back to the private island drawing board
[13:51] Piter: A private island
[13:51] screechpowers: i like beach or mountains
[13:51] screechpowers: but just not montana, idaho or either dakota
[13:52] Gregonzola: Picky about your mountains, huh?
[13:52] screechpowers: im taking this sooo seriously
[13:52] screechpowers: haha
[13:52] KrakMunky69: or Wyoming
[13:52] screechpowers: i would be ok with Wyoming...
[13:52] Piter: See, I don't do mountains
[13:52] KrakMunky69: nah Wyoming is full of hicks
[13:52] Piter: I have terribly sensitive ears
[13:52] screechpowers: piter you like beach?
[13:52] screechpowers: what about mountains at the beach
[13:52] screechpowers: st. thomas it is!
[13:52] Gregonzola: No wonder we live all over the U.S. No way we're all agreeing
[13:53] KrakMunky69: ok how about we do what the crazy rich people are doing now, we build our own island
[13:53] Piter: I looooove the beach. Lived on Cape Cod and the Lowcountry literally all my life
[13:53] Gregonzola: We're hard to please.
[13:53] KrakMunky69: we go out into the ocean, sink some pylons, build an island and then we will have our own sovereign country
[13:53] screechpowers: i like the beach too
[13:54] screechpowers: i'm cool with that
[13:54] KrakMunky69: we can make mantz the king
[13:54] KrakMunky69: and put his face on our money
[13:54] Piter starts planning a coup already.
[13:54] Big Daddy Grimm: dibs on the minsiter of sexual escapades department job
[13:54] Everybody: Sexual ICE capades.
[13:54] KrakMunky69: on the back of the money we have the trollface
[13:55] Gregonzola: We don't need money. We can trade shells and sexual favors.
[13:55] Piter: wait, does that mean I can write the national anthem? :D
[13:55] Gregonzola: No, you charge too much.
[13:55] KrakMunky69: yea but it would be fun to print our own money to fuck with tourists
[13:55] Gregonzola: We'll go with NIN "Head like a hole."
[13:56] Gregonzola: See, with sexual favors as currency, fucking with tourists would be money.
[13:56] Gregonzola: Bow down before the Mantz you serve.
[13:56] Piter: I am NOT blowing pooch to get a bag of rice. No way in hell.

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