[10:07] miss
havisham: livestock: not my thing, sexually speaking.
[10:10]
Gregonzola:
Yet.
[10:11] Gregonzola:
You need to come to Germany with us.
[10:11]
miss havisham:
I don't know, are one's sexual preferences pretty well set by adulthood?
[10:11]
Everybody:
Ascii piggy!
[10:11] Everybody:
It depends on the personality type.
[10:11]
Everybody:
Some people's are, some aren't.
[10:12] Everybody:
Both can be adjusted with the proper use of psychotropics or intense
pleasure.
[10:13] miss
havisham: why adjust? i like what i like.
[10:13]
miss havisham:
piggies not included.
[10:14] Everybody:
Sure, but you could like so much more!
[10:14]
Gregonzola:
Sometimes people really want to adjust.
[10:14]
Everybody:
Let's assume for a minute that life is this panorama of available ecstasy.
[10:14]
Everybody:
And you like the stuff over on the left.
[10:14]
Gregonzola:
I chatted with a psychiatrist who specialized in sexual therapy at a party
once. When I found out what he did, I asked what his oddest case was.
[10:15]
Everybody:
Think how much richer your life would be if you also were to like that
sheeps, the whips, the tattooing?
[10:15] Everybody:
Heh. Couldn't resist, could you, Grego?
[10:15]
Gregonzola:
He worked with a guy who, during his adolescent years had no lock on his
bedroom door. So, the guy would work it while holding the knob.
[10:15]
miss havisham:
i bet everyone asks him that.
[10:15] Gregonzola:
The guy had become sexually stimulated by doorknobs.
[10:15]
Gregonzola:
The sight of them, the feel of them, etc.
[10:15]
Everybody:
Naturally.
[10:15] Gregonzola:
With some serious aversion therapy, he was able to overcome it.
[10:16]
Everybody:
Makes sense. There is a certain perfume that whenever I smell it I think
"it's fucking time!"
[10:16] Gregonzola:
Yep.
[10:16] Gregonzola:
Eventually you set up certain neural pathways.
[10:16]
Gregonzola:
You can retrain them, but it takes time.
[10:17]
miss havisham:
sounds like a lot of work.
[10:17] Gregonzola:
For example, if we put a picture of Havi in front of you every time you
banged a piggy, pretty soon you'd be stimulated by Havi instead of pigs.
[10:17]
Gregonzola:
Havi, it is!
[10:17] Everybody:
Work is good for the soul.
[10:17] Everybody:
Ohh.
[10:17] Gregonzola:
But when you have a doorknob fetish, it's well worth it.
[10:17]
Everybody:
Can I make the piggies wear little Havi masks and do them in front of a
mirror?
[10:17] Gregonzola:
Absolutely.
[10:17] miss
havisham: No.
[10:17] miss
havisham: NO.
[10:17] miss
havisham: YOU MAY NOT.
[10:17]
Everybody:
As long as the piggies are okay with it, that is.
[10:17]
Everybody:
And now Havi understands the true roots of my photophobia.
[10:18]
miss havisham:
"I don't let people take my photo because I'm afraid they will turn it
into a mask for pigs to wear while they fuck them" is the root of your
photophobia?
[10:19] Everybody:
It's in the same category, yeah.
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