[09:03] MISS
HAVISHAM: right, i'm pretty sure the optimal dog is shoo's
penis
[15:13] MISS
HAVISHAM: although it was months before Mone WLd me here
and i met the rest of you friendly fuckers
[10:20] MISS
HAVISHAM: Pooch, you have the soul of a dirty, dirty poet
[21:22] miss
havisham: i take back everything i ever said about liking
you people.
[11:12] miss
havisham: two sexy intellectual men and chocolate cake
sounds like a birthday well spent
[12:09] miss
havisham: does that involve mayo or cockham
[12:38] miss
havisham: so... since sponges are animals, we fuck them,
right?
[09:25] miss
havisham: I just come here to learn new words and phrases
and ideas for my Legolas fanfic series
[10:22] miss
havisham: screaming is a pretty natural response to being a
woman in pooch's shower. all kinds of threats there.
[10:38] miss
havisham: i don't think i could sleep through sex, but i
can sleep through texts
[16:17] miss
havisham: oh, big day. we rented a clarinet.
[21:31] miss
havisham: TONGUEBONE.
[12:34] miss
havisham: last time i met some gay guys at a bar, they were
interested in my boobs, my hair, and my eyebrows
[12:35] miss
havisham: but were very obvious about their disinterest in
pussy.
[12:35]
miss havisham:
...not that i asked
[10:26] miss
havisham: yes, like my enormous dick
[21:02] miss
havisham: i asked her just to pull it out instead
[13:55] miss
havisham: i could smuggle a very SMALL flatscreen TV into
an irish prison, in my vagina.
[09:20] miss
havisham: seriously why is my face so weird today
[11:34] miss
havisham: i see it now. i do not want to eat a dickspam
sandwich.
[08:31] miss
havisham: grease the wheels of justice with ferret ass
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