Crap Havi Says

[09:03] MISS HAVISHAM: right, i'm pretty sure the optimal dog is shoo's penis
[15:13] MISS HAVISHAM: although it was months before Mone WLd me here and i met the rest of you friendly fuckers  
[10:20] MISS HAVISHAM: Pooch, you have the soul of a dirty, dirty poet  
[21:22] miss havisham: i take back everything i ever said about liking you people.
[11:12] miss havisham: two sexy intellectual men and chocolate cake sounds like a birthday well spent
[12:09] miss havisham: does that involve mayo or cockham
[12:38] miss havisham: so... since sponges are animals, we fuck them, right?
[09:25] miss havisham: I just come here to learn new words and phrases and ideas for my Legolas fanfic series
[10:22] miss havisham: screaming is a pretty natural response to being a woman in pooch's shower. all kinds of threats there.
[10:38] miss havisham: i don't think i could sleep through sex, but i can sleep through texts
[16:17] miss havisham: oh, big day. we rented a clarinet.
[21:31] miss havisham: TONGUEBONE.
[12:34] miss havisham: last time i met some gay guys at a bar, they were interested in my boobs, my hair, and my eyebrows
[12:35] miss havisham: but were very obvious about their disinterest in pussy.
[12:35] miss havisham: ...not that i asked
[10:26] miss havisham: yes, like my enormous dick
[21:02] miss havisham: i asked her just to pull it out instead
[13:55] miss havisham: i could smuggle a very SMALL flatscreen TV into an irish prison, in my vagina.
[09:20] miss havisham: seriously why is my face so weird today
[11:34] miss havisham: i see it now. i do not want to eat a dickspam sandwich. 
[08:31] miss havisham: grease the wheels of justice with ferret ass