Monday, July 15, 2013

Getting the Cast Set

[13:50] Everybody: Oh hey, havi, I remember that you mentioned you spoke some Russian. Would you like to be in our film?
[13:50] MISS HAVISHAM: Hmm, are we still filming porno or was that just for the morning?
[13:50] Everybody: DO WE EVER STOP FILMING PORNO?
[13:50] Everybody: You probably don't want to be Anustasia, but how about one of her Hand(job)maidens?
[13:51] MISS HAVISHAM: Can I keep my clothes on and/or wear some kind of blinders so i never actually have to see a dick
[13:51] MISS HAVISHAM: i'm allergic to semen, you know. just ask greg.    
[13:54] Everybody: A fluffer with fancy long lady gloves? I think I can write that in.
[13:54] MISS HAVISHAM: yep, that works for me    

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