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[11:38] KrakMunky69: dear clan, my neighbor has an unsecured wireless printer. what should i print?
[11:39] Piter: ASCII piggy
[11:40] KrakMunky69: should i start small but like once daily in the hopes they don't secure it? or just like print a novel?
[11:40] Piter: War and Peace
[11:41] puCCini: ASCII PIGGY!
[11:41] KrakMunky69: either way the first page will be a trollface
[11:45] Gregonzola: ASCII Piggy is definitely the way to go.
[11:45] KrakMunky69: hmmm how about a self help book on alcoholism, google has a ton of them for free
[11:46] puCCini: There was a page-size ascii art of someone with a watch on their wrist flipping you off.
[11:46] puCCini: We used to spam that into ttys.
[11:46] puCCini: Over and over again.
[11:46] puCCini: On a slow modem, you just ended up hanging up.
[11:47] KrakMunky69: BWAHAHAH google has an entire category for "sexual instruction" books -hic-
[11:48] puCCini: Step 1: Insert penis.
[11:49] puCCini: Step 2: Almost remove penis.
[11:49] puCCini: Step 3: Go to step 1.
[11:49] KrakMunky69: WE HAVE A WINNER
[11:49] KrakMunky69: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake (Google eBook)"
[11:49] puCCini: Google: Selling you those things that Amazon won't.