Optimal Penis Loans

[13:37] Gregonzola: Yep, foot massages rock.
[13:38] Everybody: Now, if there were only ways to send ass-massages in game.
[13:38] Shoo86: haha
[13:38] Gregonzola: I wonder if I'd be as free with ass massages as with foot massages.
[13:39] Gregonzola: I'd still massage Shoo, of course.
[13:39] jesabele: Pooch...
[13:39] MISS HAVISHAM: if only they were REAL ass-massages
[13:39] Gregonzola: Yeah, Pooch, too. Good point. Jesa.
[13:39] fantabulous: With his penis, rather than his hands.
[13:39] Gregonzola: I always use my penis, Fanta.
[13:39] Shoo86: jesabutt
[13:39] MISS HAVISHAM: for buttmassages?
[13:39] Gregonzola: Doesn't get tired like my hands.
[13:40] Gregonzola: Naturally.
[13:40] Gregonzola: What else would you use?
[13:40] MISS HAVISHAM: every time i come to /clan i realize how innocent i really am
[13:40] Gregonzola: I mean, if you have one. If you don't I understand.
[13:40] MISS HAVISHAM doesn't have a penis
[13:40] Gregonzola: We can alleviate that, Havi. We specialize in abating naivete here.
[13:40] Gregonzola: You can borrow one.
[13:41] jesabele is in surprisingly high spirits
[13:41] Everybody: We're masters of abating naivete.
[13:41] Gregonzola: Heh.
[13:41] Gregonzola: Yay, Jesa!
[13:41] Gregonzola: The foot massage worked!
[13:41] jesabele: no, it was the ass massage
[13:41] Gregonzola: Yay!
[13:41] MISS HAVISHAM: greg's magic penis?
[13:42] MISS HAVISHAM: or did you get some attention from the optimal dog?    
[13:42] Shoo86: Offering no-interest penis loans until rollover. Collateral required, PM me for details.