Having her your way

[10:18] Everybody: You know the "wake up to the King" commercial?
[10:18] Everybody: Kielbasa breakfast sandwich time.
[10:19] Everybody: It would score megahits on free porn sites, at least.
[10:19] Everybody: The female lead needs a nightie that says "Have me YOUR way."
[10:19] Everybody: I guess it can be no-penetration, really.
[10:20] Everybody: Just a firm grip on a breakfast kielbasa and an anticipatory smile.
[10:20] MISS HAVISHAM: Pooch, you have the soul of a dirty, dirty poet
[10:21] Everybody: Crap;. I closed KoL instead of the BurgerKingPorn tab.
[10:22] Gregonzola: I think the best commercial would involve actual penetration.
[10:23] Everybody: Maybe two releases then. The abridged form, and the unabridged after-midnight version.
[10:23] Everybody: Or play the teaser for the first week.
[10:24] Everybody: oo, and alternate endings!
[10:24] Gregonzola: People love those.
[10:24] Gregonzola: Will it go on the face, back or belly?
[10:24] Gregonzola: YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!
[10:24] Everybody: One that involves a squirt of mustard, maybe some spooning of relish.
[10:24] MISS HAVISHAM: WATCH TO FIND OUT
[10:25] Everybody: One where she looks at the camera and mouths "having it MY way" and she knocks him on his back and gets on top.
[10:25] Gregonzola: I get knocked down, but I get it up again.
[10:26] Everybody: And of course, the terrible ending where she clacks her teeth together and then gives the King a piercing gaze, then she leans forward and the video cuts.
[10:26] MISS HAVISHAM: i actually kinda like that ending
[10:26] Everybody: You can cut to a spray of ketchup on the wall for that one?
[10:27] Everybody: It would be a popular ending.
[10:27] Everybody: Dick damage draws all types.
[10:28] Everybody: Also, "Dick Damage" is now Mantz's porn star name.
[10:31] Everybody: And he needs "D. D." embroidered on his jacket.