Thursday, July 18, 2013

Fuck 'im, Danno

[10:42] Gregonzola: Heh.
[10:42] Gregonzola: [link] http:// www.nydailynews.com/ news/national/man- sues-apple-online- porn-addiction- article-1.1401154
[10:42] Gregonzola: Nashville army vet Chris Sevier claims he became obsessed with X-rated sites after accidentally typing in Facef--k - rather than Facebook on the Safari browser.
[10:42] RAMONE: right
[10:42] Gregonzola: I accidentally type facefuck instead of facebook because the letters are so similar.
[10:42] Gregonzola: I mean ALL THE TIME. -hic-
[10:43] Gregonzola: Then my wife caught me, so I'm going to sue somebody.
[10:43] Everybody: Oh man.
[10:43] Everybody: I'm going to sue the guy who put windows in this house.
[10:43] Everybody: Because I can see people outside to rape.
[10:44] Gregonzola: I mean, I could see if it he were trying to urbandictionary "skullfuck" and accidentally typed "facefuck" and was instantly addicted to porn, but this isn't believable.
[10:44] RAMONE: I confuse "fuck" with "book" all the time as well. It makes for uncomfortable emails when I ask the family what kind of books they want for Xmas
[10:44] Gregonzola: I hear that. And shocks the hell out of some elderly librarians.
[10:45] Gregonzola: "I'd like a fuck on the Science Fiction shelves, please."
[10:45] Gregonzola: One winked at me once, though.
[10:45] Everybody: Who wouldn't? The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.
[10:45] RAMONE: Fuck 'im, Danno
[10:48] Everybody: Who wrote the Fuck of Love?
[10:49] Everybody: Take a look, it's in a fuck?
[10:49] Everybody: Now, that's a show I can "get behind". 

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