Electricity is Fun

[10:20] Everybody: I actually had a professional do something and it shorted out 3 weeks later.
[10:21] Everybody: I had womancompany that moment in the shower.
[10:21] Everybody: I heard 'sizzle' saw smoke and killed the main for the house since I didn't know the panel layout.
[10:21] Gregonzola: Oh, dang.
[10:21] Everybody: You can bet she screamed.
[10:21] Gregonzola: I'm sure!
[10:21] Everybody: "What was that for?" "Deal with it."
[10:21] Everybody: <screwdriver in his mouth>
[10:21] Everybody: "Okay, when I said 'Deal with it', I meant, 'this is an emergency.'"
[10:22] miss havisham: screaming is a pretty natural response to being a woman in pooch's shower. all kinds of threats there.
[10:22] Piter: It's more dread than anything, I bet.
[10:23] Everybody: "Don't worry, this isn't a convenient cover for me to sneak into the shower and grope you and pretend one of my roomies did it."
[10:23] miss havisham: "It was probably the Dos Equis guy"
[10:23] Everybody: Man, if I had him back then, I woulda tried that.
[10:24] Everybody: After all, if you got groped by the most interesting man in the world, it should go on your CV.
[10:24] Everybody: "Stay pervy, my friend."