Zada's Cougar

[09:31] PizzaDaHutt: this lady at the coffee shop gave me a kimono yesterday
[09:31] KrakMunky69: ....why za?
[09:32] PizzaDaHutt: shes a regular, she went to japan, and brought me one back apparently
[09:32] miss havisham: was there a note attached, like, "show up at 10 pm tonight wearing this and nothing else"?
[09:32] KrakMunky69: that's super cool of her
[09:32] Everybody: 'Za bows and draws his katana.
[09:32] KrakMunky69: she totally wants the d, za
[09:32] Everybody: With a metallic 'schwing!'.
[09:33] Everybody: Bring a rubber wakizashi and give her the "daisho" treatment.
[09:33] KrakMunky69: this is the best/worst fanfic ever
[09:33] PizzaDaHutt: oh man
[09:34] miss havisham: how old is she, zada?
[09:34] PizzaDaHutt: ~38
[09:34] Everybody: +1! -hic-
[09:35] Everybody: Wait, it'd be 38 if you DID suck one on the way to the parking lot.
[09:37] miss havisham: late 30s. she's tryin to get you in bed.
[09:37] miss havisham: can't blame her. but proceed with caution if that's not your thing.
[09:37] PizzaDaHutt: if it has 2 legs