As long as it's not animal abuse

MISS HAVISHAM: shoomantzpooch? to what do i owe this bounty?
Shoo86: haha
Piter: the stars aligned juuuust rightly
sWINgSet:  haha hey mama
MISS HAVISHAM: Piter, did you issue an edict and if yes can you do it again ALL THE TIME?
Piter: I haven't issued any edicts yet
Piter: YET
Piter: EDICT: all hamburgers must be made from ground sirloin!
MISS HAVISHAM: hmm. yes. that will do for a start.
sWINgSet: i can agree with that edict
Piter: EDICT: mantz gets a television show!
MISS HAVISHAM: YES.
MISS HAVISHAM: first set of edicts issued to popular acclaim
MISS HAVISHAM: I do not propose overthrowing Piter anytime soon.
Gregonzola: Woah. It's a party in here.
Piter: EDICT: Greg gets a television show too!
MISS HAVISHAM: Piter's issuing his first set of edicts
Gregonzola: Sweet.
Gregonzola: Mine will be all about animals. I love animal shows.
MISS HAVISHAM: Also, all hamburgers must be made from ground sirloin. (I'd hate for you to run afoul of the first edict)
MISS HAVISHAM: maybe you can work that into your animal show :)
Gregonzola: Sure. We can have a section on humane slaughter and how to make sirloin burgers. It'll be How it's Made meets Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
sWINgSet: i would do a show with greg    
MISS HAVISHAM: I feel like an abusive partner, having just Lunging Thrust-Smacked my cadaver girlfriend