Crazy Keys

[13:53] Gregonzola: Semen is crazy juice?
[13:53] jesabele: that isn't the case with me
[13:53] jesabele: my crazy comes out at random times
[13:53] Everybody: Nah, condoms don't protect you from this.
[13:54] jesabele: though Lincoln's cock might have been the key to MY crazy
[13:55] jesabele: every other guy I have boned was in possession of those plastic Fisher Price keys in comparison
[13:55] Everybody: Those jiggle a bit.
[13:56] Everybody: Oh, sure. It's not like one dong unlocks the floodgates of cocoapuffs.
[13:56] Everybody: It's like one of those Russian dolls, but with locks.
[13:57] jesabele: apparently in 10 years only one guy had the right key...